Fiction Empire

Alan Thicke's World of Ants

TV-Comedy

The Adventures of the Tanner Family
TV show that the folks trapped on Gilligan's Island watch.

Products

Office Products

Alan Thicke's World of Ants
Calendar Willie and Lynn give to ALF during his ant farm phase.

ALF 1000

Technology

Communication Devices

ALF 1000
Mobile phone product ALF is selling. ALF: "The ALF is for me, and the 1000 is what you'll be forking over to get one." Comes with your choice of cat skins, including Calico and Siamese, a free cutlery set and ringtones, including ALF fart tones and ALF burp tones. Burp tones are ALF burping the name of your city. Extra cost for city names with a lot of syllables or starting with the letter Q.

ALF Bed Tent
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for Camp-ins. $159.99".

ALF Board Game
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.

ALF Bobblehead
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.

ALF Comforter
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "98% fur, 2% yogurt - just like ALF $79.99".

ALF Cookie Jar
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Perfect for earthworms, kittens and other savory snacks, or if you're vegetarian - cookies".

ALF Curtains
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Stop peeping toms! $129.99. Actual reproductions of department store knock-offs".

ALF Electric Toothbrush

ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show

Personal Care

Dental Products

ALF Electric Toothbrush
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network featuring "cat whisker bristles, new and pre-owned models available".

Radio

Radio Programs

ALF Funny Satellite Radio Show
ALF's new satellite radio show, which he claims is being broadcast from an actual satellite, though it later revealed to be a sound stage.

ALF Inflatable Doll
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Just like the real thing - ALF used one on Melmac to drive in the carpool lane".

ALF Lunchbox
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.

ALF Mayonnaise
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network - mentioned by woman who calls in to the show.

ALF Mobisodes
Quick 30 second - 17 seconds without commercials - ALF video webisodes available online, consisting of recycled footage from ALF's TV show that ALF is selling.

ALF Plush Doll
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network.

ALF Push Button Phone

Technology

Communication Devices

ALF Push Button Phone
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Call your friends collect $49.99".

ALF Shopping Network
There are short skits with ALF hosting a home shopping channel dedicated to selling ALF-themed merchandise. 888-555-4ALF.

ALF Talking Alarm Clock

Home Furnishing

Clocks

ALF Talking Alarm Clock
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network, part of ALF's "Extreme Home Takeover" home collection. "Soothing sound! $89.99".

ALF the Stupifying
ALF's magician alter ego.

ALF's Fat for Life Diet

Products

Fitness Products

ALF's Fat for Life Diet
ALF's idea for a diet fad.

The Alien Shuffle
ALF and Lynn's rap song.

Asparagus
Song Willie writes for Bryan's play.

Backyard Blitzer
Willie's grill.

Badger Scouts
ALF version of boy scouts.

Batu Spaceship
ALF thinks the football in Santa's truck is a toy spaceship from the planet Batu.

Beef Ambrosia

Beef Ambrosia
Name for the brisket menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

The Betty Boop Clinic

Healthcare

Drug Rehabilitation

The Betty Boop Clinic
Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic.

The Betty White Clinic

Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go

Healthcare

Drug Rehabilitation

The Betty White Clinic
Rehab clinic ALF suggests for Kate's alcoholic friend, meaning the Betty Ford Clinic.

Nightlife

Nightclubs

Big Daddy Tea Room A Go-go
Hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

Boston Latrine Chemicals

Bouillabaseball Trading Cards

Companies

Chemical Companies

Boston Latrine Chemicals
Chemical company. ALF's investment strategy involves selecting companies whose names start with letters in Melmackian holidays. He picks Boston Latrine Chemicals because of the similarity to the holiday Blecch.

Buckley's House of Gun Powder

Toys

Toys-misc

Bouillabaseball Trading Cards
Trading cards with sports figures from a sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball. Each pack comes with a stick of cat-flavored gum, either Tabby or Persian.

Broadway and 74th
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a tap-dancing bag lady.

Weapons

Gun Stores

Buckley's House of Gun Powder
Gun store ALF mentions - kidding, I think.

Buckley's House of Magic

Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature

Retail

Magic Shops

Buckley's House of Magic
Magic shop ALF order supplies from.

Entertainment Acts

Bulbo the Complaining Freak of Nature
ALF's circus alter ego in his dream sequence about living with a grownup Lynn and her mime husband.

Bye Bye Travel
Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play.

Calico Claws

The Candlelight Restaurant

Calico Claws
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

Dining

Restaurants-misc

The Candlelight Restaurant
Restaurant where Willie and Kate went when they were younger and wrote down their hopes and dreams on the menu.

Cat Barrel Polka
Polka song ALF mentions.

Cat Lover's Monthly
One of many magazines ALF subscribes to, described as: "kind of a letdown - no recipes."

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Food

Prepackaged Meals

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
TV dinner on Melmac, mentioned during Melmac the Magnificent's appearance on The Tonight Show.

Cat Tails

Cat Tails
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

Celestial Ambrosia

Celestial Ambrosia
Name for the tuna salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

Cellblock Serenade
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont.

Channel 129
Home of the TV show Video Couch.

Channel 6
Local TV station.

Channel 9
Local TV station playing the movie Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho that ALF mentions wanting to watch.

Chicago 7 Layer Cake

Chicken on the Half Shell

Chicago 7 Layer Cake
Dessert menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

Chicken on the Half Shell
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

Chili Cat

Chili Cat
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

Club Juniper
Bar where Willie saw the band Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones.

Cosmique Cosmetics
Cosmetic company where ALD works in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

County Zoo
Local zoo mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF.

Crime Stoppers
TV show that asks viewers to hunt down dangerous felons for a buck.

Daily Chronicle

The Days and Nights of Molly Polka

Media

Newspapers-Chronicles

Daily Chronicle
Newspaper.

TV Shows-misc

The Days and Nights of Molly Polka
New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF.

Dr. Gordon Shumway
ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis.

Dr. Lawrence Dykstra
Psychologist friend of Willie's that comes over to meet ALF.

Dr. Potato Famine
Action figure that Brian's friend Spencer's dad's secretary gave him.

Dr. Schrock
Psychologist, host of the radio call-in show through which ALF meets his blond friend Jody.

Duke of the Mist Hotel

Travel

Hotels

Duke of the Mist Hotel
Niagara Falls hotel where Willie and Kate spent their honeymoon.

El Gato Stew

El Gato Stew
Menu item - the Daily stray special, at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

Electric Sandwich Caddy

Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure

Products

Sporting Goods

Electric Sandwich Caddy
Invention ALF mentions, not a machine that brings you your sandwich, but a sandwich that hands you your golf clubs.

Books-History

Elvis Is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure
ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise.

Emilio's
Willie reserves a table for he and Kate on Valentine's Day.

Eric in Charge
New name for Charles in Charge after baby Eric replaces him.

Evening Lobster
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

Extreme Home Takeover

TV Shows-misc

Extreme Home Takeover
Joke ALF makes about his new home furnishings product line.

Eye on the Town
News show that airs a news story titled "The Japanese Trade Imbalance: What do women in bikinis think about it"

Feline and Fries

Fries

Feline and Fries
Menu item served with or without gravy at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

Fish Whiz
Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with fish instead of cheese.

Five Steves Pest Removal

Franklin Elementary School

Maintenance

Pest Control Services

Five Steves Pest Removal
Cover van for the Alien Task Force.

Footlight Fancies
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as an aging vamp.

Franklin Elementary School Science Carni...

Education

Elementary Schools

Franklin Elementary School
Brian's school.

Carnivals

Franklin Elementary School Science Carnival
Science fair with clowns, for which Brian makes a model of the solar system.

Frederick's of Sri Lanka

Funny Satellite Radio Network

Apparel

Clothing Stores

Frederick's of Sri Lanka
Joke ALF makes about Willlie's shirt in a photo of him in the 60s.

Fruit Hammers
Snack food Kate mentions.

Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant

Radio

Radio Stations

Funny Satellite Radio Network
Satellite radio network hosting ALF's new radio show. ALF says he's going head to head with Howard Stern. It's called "Funny" because Howard is on "Sirius"

Furry Watch
Item for sale on the ALF Shopping Network. "Patented in Mongolia".

G-Men / Doors
Lynn's crush's band - he says they were G-Men, but then found out somebody else had the name already, so they changed it to Doors.

Ghost-o-gram
Joke ALF makes about his guardian angel.

Giggles
Comedy nightclub.

Good Soul
Cosmetic product sold by ALF's cosmetic company Cosmique Cosmetics in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

Consultants

Gordon Shumway, Image Consultant
ALF's business venture.

Guacamole Skin Toner
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

The Hardware Hamlet
ALF orders Christmas gifts for the Tanners from a catalog.

Having Babies
Book ALF studies up on in the elevator before helping a pregnant woman give birth.

Heavenly Ambrosia

Heavenly Ambrosia
Name for the egg salad menu item at the Big Daddy Tea Room a Go-Go, the hippie hangout in Willie's 60s dream.

Heinz, Fines and My Dad

The Home Investor's Network

Financial Companies

Financial Services

Heinz, Fines and My Dad
Brokerage house where ALF's character in Willie's 60s dream gets a job when he sells out.

Hide Now or Else
When ALF is told to hide now or else, he jokes, "Wasn't that a Chuck Norris film?"

How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in...

Financial Companies

Investment Companies

The Home Investor's Network
Online stock market service that ALF accesses on Willie's computer.

Books-Instructional

How to Develop Your Psychic Awareness in One Afternoon
Book ALF orders.

The Humongous

Jackrabbit Delivery Service

The Humongous
Name for a very large pizza at Mike's Pizza Barge.

Jackrabbit Courier
Delivery service.

Shipping and Storage

Jackrabbit Delivery Service
Service ALF calls to take Brian his lucky tooth for his school play.

Jupiter Guys
Movie set dressing guy is making that wants to buy or rent ALF's spaceship to use as prop in the movie.

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KLVZ
Local radio station ALF calls trying to win a Porsche.

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Lady Brings the Blues

Movies-misc

Lady Brings the Blues
Joke ALF makes about Kate's mother - what they should call the movie of her life.

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Legend of the Month Club

Retail

Bookstores

Legend of the Month Club
ALF gets a book from the Legend of the Month Club about Elvis Presley entitled Elvis is Alive: I'm Really Really Sure. As a result of reading this book, ALF feels certain that Aaron King, a man that recently moved to the neighborhood is actually Elvis Presley in disguise.

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The Lenny Scott Show
Local TV talk show known for having kooks and weirdos that Mrs. Ochmonek goes after seeing ALF in the Tanners' backyard.

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M.G.M.-Lynn Studios

Film Production Companies

Companies

M.G.M.-Lynn Studios
New name for MGM after Lynn takes over in ALF's comedy career dream sequence.

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McConnell's Tree Farm

Retail

Stores-misc

McConnell's Tree Farm
Christmas tree farm Willie and ALF are looking for when they get lost in the woods.

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Meat Whiz
Snack food product ALF mentions, apparently similar to Cheez Whiz, but made with meat instead of cheese.

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The Melmac Clinic
ALF tells the pregnant woman in the elevator that he's a doctor from the Melmac Clinic in Minneapolis.

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Melmac the Magnificent

Psychic Services

Melmac the Magnificent
ALF's version of Carnac the Magnificent when he wears Johnny's turban on the Tonight Show.

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Melmackian Babe Magnet

Melmackian National Library

TV-Reality

Melmackian Babe Magnet
New TV reality show starring ALF. ALF is in the process of casting for babes, and for magnets.

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Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Di...

Libraries

Melmackian National Library
Joke ALF makes - Did you hear about the Melmackian National Library burned down? They lost both books.

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Mike's Pizza Barge
Pizza parlor from various episodes.

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Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster

Movies-Children

Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died
Movie mentioned on the Tonight Show: "And now, back to our movie - Gene Barry, Barry Nelson, Nelson Eddy, Eddie Albert and Gotcha the Wonder Goose in: Minnie Tells Mickey that Roger Rabbit Died."

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Mino's Pizza
Pizza box covering up a window that ALF break in Willie's brother's apartment.

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Dining

Restaurants-misc

Mr. Jim's Chicken and Oyster
Restaurant where Lynn works to save up enough money to buy a car.

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Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat

Dining

Restaurants-misc

Mr. Jim's Dog and Cat
Restaurant on Melmac that ALF mentions - The owner Mr. Jim was put in prison for substituting hamburger for Collie.

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Muenster Madness
Cheese product #37 in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog.

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National Cat Society
Magazine ALF mentions.

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National Inquisitor
ALF version of the National Enquirer from multiple episodes.

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Nauga-boo
Bamboo that ALF orders to decorate his room after seeing Gilligan's Island.

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The Nell Carter Ball
Cheese product in the cheese log issue of the a food catalog.

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Nick Mintz
A.K.A. Nick the Fish. Grandma's bookie.

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Nudes on Ice
Show ALF mentions.

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The Octoplex
Movie theatre Lynn mentions.

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One World to Hope For

TV Shows-misc

One World to Hope For
Kate's mother's favorite soap opera. Alf: "That's not a soap opera that's a sleeping pill."

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Oyster Dog

Oyster Dog
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

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Parasite Hotel [hotel]

Travel

Hotels

Parasite Hotel [hotel]
Hotel in song of the same name that ALF sings on the piano.

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Parasite Hotel [song]

The Poltergeist Construction Company

Performing Arts

Songs

Parasite Hotel [song]
Song ALF sings on the piano.

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Pecs 'R' Us
Friends, are you getting too fat for things you used to fit in, like your house? When you get on the scale, does it say, "Get off the elephant first"? Does your sunken chest appear on pirate treasure maps? Then come to our health club. At Pecs 'R' Us, we'll tone up your muscles While we slim down your wallet. At Pecs 'R' Us, you'll build your biceps banging on our door for a refund. Yes, friends, we've got barbells and dumbbells... Friends, if you want to join Pecs 'R' Us, come on down to our main office. How do you get there? You take the Golden State freeway to the Ventura freeway to the San Diego freeway till you come to the Slauson cut-Off. Get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then drive 9 more miles to the neon sign that says "Steroids on Tap.

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Pete's House of Pets
Store mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF - site of break-in.

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Phlegm Turbo
Automobile ALF sold at his Phlegm dealership back on Melmac. "A classic", according to ALF.

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Polka Jamboree
Trevor's, and then ALF's favorite show, described by Trevor as "A Slavic soul train"

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Polka Time
TV show that ALF watches.

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Polka Train
New TV show the president of NBC orders after Polka Jamboree hits #1 in the ratings thanks to ALF.

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Companies

Construction Companies

The Poltergeist Construction Company
Joke potential house buyer makes when checking out the Tanner house because of all the things ALF breaks: "Who built this place? The Poltergeist Construction Company?"

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Pop's Pest Control

The Pullet and Hullet Platter

Maintenance

Pest Control Services

Pop's Pest Control
Company Willie calls to deal with the cockroach from Melmac.

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Preparation Shumway
Cosmetic product made from ALF's carburetor sludge in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

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Pudding in a Shoe
Snack food product on Melmac.

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Rand McNally Guide to the Stars

The Pullet and Hullet Platter
Menu item at Mr. Jim's Chicken And Oyster, the seafood restaurant where Lynn works.

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Rudolph and His Spinning Plates

Books-Reference

Rand McNally Guide to the Stars
Map ALF carried in the glove box of his spaceship.

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Rapmaster ALF
ALF's rapping political candidate musical alter ego in Kate's dream.

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The Reporter
Magazine TV star Brian reads in ALF's comedy career dream sequence.

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Entertainment Acts

Rudolph and His Spinning Plates
ALF's opening act.

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Sam Spade Gets Spayed

Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brok...

Movies-Documentary

Sam Spade Gets Spayed
ALF: "In my quest for stardom, I was screen tested for roles too numerous to mention. Ok, i'll mention them. For example I did not get the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi In the movie Star Wars. I did not get the lead in the F.D.R. Story. But I did get called back twice for the role of Eleanor. And i lost out to McGruff the crime dog for the lead in Sam Spade Gets Spayed.

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Shana Mistress of the Universe

Financial Companies

Investment Companies

Schecter, Cosay & Klein, Investment Brokers
ALF sells the gold plumbing from his spaceship to buy Lynn a $90,000 Ferrari, then proceeds to take it for a spin and wreck it by crashing into the Tanners' garage.

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Sendrax
Company that creates products with CFCs. ALF begans a letter writing campaign to get them to stop producing the CFCs which were destroying the ozone layer.

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Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste

Comic Books

Shana Mistress of the Universe
ALF's favorite comic book.

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Shumway
A new company ALF says he's going to start in order to sell his Ragweed cold cure, similar to real company Amway.

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Shumway Lip Gloss
Cosmetic product made from ALF's axle grease in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

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Shumway Number 5
Cosmetic product made from ALF's radiator fluid in the alternate reality that his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

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Sir Tux Formal Wear
Company Willie calls to reserve a tux for Kate's mother's wedding.

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Slimeball
Dessert item ALF brought with him on his spaceship. Flavors include wild cherry and slug.

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Stage Door Yanni
Film featuring ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont as a swedish bombshell.

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Personal Care

Cosmetics

Sub-reflective Chin Buffing Paste
Terry Faith Cosmetic product.

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Sugar Shocks
Bryan's breakfast cereal.

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Tanner Dinner Theater

Performing Arts

Theater Productions

Tanner Dinner Theater
ALF puts on a play with his new ventriloquist dummy: "Starring Gordon Shumway and Paul"

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TannerLand
ALF wants to create an amusement park.

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Tasty Vittles
Cat food Jody serves ALF on accident, play on Purina's Tender Vittles brand.

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Terry Faith Cosmetics

Throw Margaret from the Train

Personal Care

Cosmetics

Terry Faith Cosmetics
Cosmetics ALF sells.

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Terry Faith Museum
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed museum.

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TerryLand
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed park.

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Terryland Hotel
Terry Faith Cosmetic-themed hotel.

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Thompson Ratings
The ALF version of the Nielsen Ratings, introduced to the Tanner household.

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Movies-Parodies

Throw Margaret from the Train
Joke ALF makes about Willie's brother's ex-wife.

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Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump

Maintenance

Waste Management

Tojunga Toxic Waste Dump
Location visible from the airplane on the way to Rancho Estates.

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The Tree Repairman
When Willie and ALF are stuck in the woods, Willie dreams of life back home without an alien in his household, until Kate calls the Tree Repairman to fix their tree, who turns out to be ALF.

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Vegas Life
Magazine ALF reads.

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Video Couch
TV show with shrink that helps viewers cope with their problems. ALF calls in for help after burning Brian's history book in the oven, which is bad luck on Melmac, getting you a curse of 7 years of bad luck, plus 7 more years of really bad luck.

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Waxman Funeral Parlor

Funeral Homes

Waxman Funeral Parlor
Location of Uncle Albert's funeral.

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Whisker Omelette

Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones

Whisker Omelette
Menu item at the restaurant where ALF and his friends are eating during Melmac flashback.

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The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosme...

Performing Arts

Musicians-misc

Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones
Band that the guy Kate's mother starts dating used to be in.

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Wiener-on-a-Stick
ALF version of Hotdog on a Stick, where Willie picks up dinner at the mall on his way home form work.

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Zen and the Art of Acquisitions

Books-Instructional

The Wonderful World of Terry Faith Cosmetics
Guide that ALF receives in the mail when he starts selling Terry Faith Cosmetics.

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The X-rays
TV show ALF watches.

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Books-Psychology

Zen and the Art of Acquisitions
The name of the last book that ALF read in the alternate reality his guardian angel shows him, the one where he never crashed into the Tanners' garage.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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105th
Address of Pete's House of Pets - 105th and decker.

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ALF-catraz

Detention Centers

Correctional Facilities

ALF-catraz
Joke ALF makes about being trapped in the Tanner house.

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Alvin
ALF tells Brian there are two more planets in our solar system - Dave and Alvin.

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Alvin Heights
City on the planet Alvin.

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Batu
ALF thinks the football in Santa's truck is a toy spaceship from the planet Batu.

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Bungaraya
ALF asks the sick girl in the hospital room if she's from the planet Bungaraya.

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Dave
ALF claims there's a 10th planet called Dave. it's actually the minor planet called Chiron.

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Dead Man's Bluff
Bluff in Death Valley.

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Dead Man's Canyon
Canyon in Death Valley.

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Dead Man's Gorge
Gorge in Death Valley.

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Dead Man's Rock
Rock in Death Valley.

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Decker
Address of Pete's House of Pets - 105th and decker.

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Detroit
City on Melmac infested with blood sucking maggots called Jeffees.

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Devil's Island
Island mentioned on Kate's mother favorite soap opera One World to Hope For.

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Donald
Joke Willie makes about the names of the two additional planets in our solar system - Mickey and Donald. Their names are actually Alvin and Dave.

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The Great Tanner Reef

Water

Bodies of Water

The Great Tanner Reef
After watching Gilligan's Island, ALF builds a lagoon, which Willie calls The Great Tanner Reef.

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Griphard
Planet, location of Mt. Hoppy, a flat mountain ALF says he walked/climbed on the planet Griphard.

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Hemdale Street
The Tanner family's address.

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Hicks Street
Jake's crush's address.

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Jaffe Town
New name for the city of Detroit on Melmac after it was infested with Jeffees.

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Julio Street
Street mentioned on police scanner when the Tanners are looking for ALF - location of a treed cat.

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Juniper Street
Address of Club Juniper, bar where Willie saw the band Whizzer Deaver and the Whizztones.

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K-171 / Neesback
Planet. ALF: "There's no intelligent life on Neesback"

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Malibu Nudist Chapel
The only church that's available for Kate's mother's wedding, so they decide to have the wedding at the Tanner's house.

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Melmac [planet]
The name of ALF's home planet, and also what it was made out of.

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Mickey
Joke Willie makes about the names of the two additional planets in our solar system - Mickey and Donald. Their names are actually Alvin and Dave.

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Mt. Hoppy
Flat mountain ALF says he walked/climbed on the planet Griphard.

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Navajo Meadows

Residential Communities

Apartment and Condos

Navajo Meadows
Timeshare condominiums. ALF invites salesman over to the Tanner house to give their presentation.

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Odor City
Joke ALF makes about Lynn's clog-dancing, saying she stinks.

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Rancho Estates
Timeshare property where the Tanners and the Ochmoneks go for the weekend. Where "Every day is a good day."

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Spud
Joke TV talk show host Lenny Scott makes about the alien that Mrs. Ochmonek claims to have seen, and then recreates out of mashed potatoes a la Close Encounters: "Must be from the planet Spud."

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Sunset Villa

World Famous Chapel of the Bells

Residential Communities

Retirement Communities

Sunset Villa
Retirement home where ALF's favorite actress Louise Beaumont resides, the woman Eleanor Roosevelt once called, "Tthe sexiest woman alive"

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Tarmac
How Ed McMahon refers to ALF's home planet Melmac: "What's it called, Tarmac? Melmac."

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Walcoba Canyon
Canyon in Death Valley where Willie and ALF go looking for Willie's ancestor's buried gold.

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Waverly Place
Kate leaves new baby Eric with ALF when she goes out to show a house on Waverly Place.

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Widow-maker Falls
Waterfall ALF mentions.

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Structures

Churches

World Famous Chapel of the Bells
Wedding chapel where Willie's brother and his ex-wife almost get married again.

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Xerxes 4
Planet. When ALF reads a National Inquisitor article about Amazon women on Alpha Centauri, he writes a letter to let them know that they're actually another planet called Xerxes 4.

OTHER

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ALF

Quotes

ALF
ALF: I was born on the 28th of Nathinganger.

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ALF's assistant's name.

Trivia

Name Game

ALF's assistant's name.

	Jessica
	Britney
	Christina

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Bachelor Living Badge

Recognition

Awards

Bachelor Living Badge
One of Brian's Badger Scout badges.

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Biscuit Ball

Biscuit Ball
ALF invents a new sport, played with biscuits.

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Bod of the Month
Award ALF received at his health club bank on Melmac, what would be known as a bakery here on earth.

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Bouillabaseball

The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion

Bouillabaseball
Sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball.

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Organizations

Religious Organizations

The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion
Monastery that ALF joins after learning that his parents were married before he was born.

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Cat Killer
Name of race horse ALF bets on.

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Cats Benedict
Melmackian dish that ALF mentions.

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Chocolate Ragweed
Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold, served with Pesto.

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Chocolate Turkey
Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold.

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Cream of Pizza Soup
Dish Kate makes for ALF when he's sick with a cold.

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Cuckoo of the Week Award

Recognition

Awards

Cuckoo of the Week Award
Award TV talk show host Lenny Scott gives out on his show.

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Diaper Tennis

Diaper Tennis
Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.

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Didey Ball

The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups

Didey Ball
Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.

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Everything with Everything on It

Medical Conditions

Conditions

The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups
Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding.

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Recipes

Recipes-misc

Everything with Everything on It
ALF's favorite meal.

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Gerbil Hockey

Gerbil Hockey
One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"

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Jaffee
Blood sucking maggots on Melmac that take the shape of their host. Presumably named after executive in charge of production James M. Jaffee.

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June Bug Flambe
Dish ALF ends up with after attempting to cook june bug scaloppine.

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June Bug Scaloppine
Dish ALF attempts to cook.

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Klaneball

The Miss Southland Pageant

Klaneball
Sport on Melmac. Just like ice hockey, except ithere's no skating or puck, just hitting each other with sticks.

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Man of the Century
Award ALF wins in Willie's dream.

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Melmac Cockroach
Insect that stows away on ALF's spaceship and grows larger when it encounters bug spray.

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Events

Beauty Pageants

The Miss Southland Pageant
ALF enters Lynn in a beauty pageant to boost her spirits.

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Muck Sucking

Muck Sucking
Melmac's biggest sport, apparently very similar to croquet.

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Naughty Nina
Name of race horse ALF bets on.

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Orbit Gnats
Alien insects ALF and Willie discuss - creatures that turn into crispy critters when they fly to close to ALF's ship heat shield.

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Out of Body Experience

Racehorses

Out of Body Experience
Name of race horse in one of the races that ALF bets on.

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Pasta Polo

The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Cr...

Pasta Polo
One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"

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Events

Sporting Events

The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Croquet Tournament
The Tanner family's annual tournament.

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Skleenball

Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass

Skleenball
Sport ALF used to play back on Melmac that he attempts to recreate with Brian, in which you have to sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket.

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Recipes

Recipes-misc

Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass
ALF makes breakfast for the Tanners to get on Santa's nice list.

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