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| 1 | ALF  | Quotes | Quotes |
| ALF ALF: I was born on the 28th of Nathinganger.
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| 2 | ALF's assistant's name.  | Trivia | Name Game |
| ALF's assistant's name.
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Jessica |
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Britney |
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Christina |

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| 3 | Bachelor Living Badge  | Recognition | Awards |
| Bachelor Living Badge One of Brian's Badger Scout badges.
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| 4 | Biscuit Ball  | Sports | Sports |
| Biscuit Ball ALF invents a new sport, played with biscuits.
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| 5 | Bod of the Month  | Recognition | Awards |
| Bod of the Month Award ALF received at his health club bank on Melmac, what would be known as a bakery here on earth.
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| 6 | Bouillabaseball  | Sports | Sports |
| Bouillabaseball Sport on ALF's home planet Melmac, a game played on ice using fish parts as a ball.
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| 7 | The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion  | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
| The Brothers of the Peaceful Dominion Monastery that ALF joins after learning that his parents were married before he was born.
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| 8 | Cat Killer  | Sports | Racehorses |
| Cat Killer Name of race horse ALF bets on.
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| 9 | Cats Benedict  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Cats Benedict Melmackian dish that ALF mentions.
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| 10 | Chocolate Ragweed  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Chocolate Ragweed Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold, served with Pesto.
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| 11 | Chocolate Turkey  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Chocolate Turkey Dish ALF eats when he's sick with a cold.
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| 12 | Cream of Pizza Soup  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Cream of Pizza Soup Dish Kate makes for ALF when he's sick with a cold.
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| 13 | Cuckoo of the Week Award  | Recognition | Awards |
| Cuckoo of the Week Award Award TV talk show host Lenny Scott gives out on his show.
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| 14 | Diaper Tennis  | Sports | Sports |
| Diaper Tennis Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.
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| 15 | Didey Ball  | Sports | Sports |
| Didey Ball Sport ALF creates using a diaper for a ball.
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| 16 | The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups  | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
| The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding.
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| 17 | Everything with Everything on It  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Everything with Everything on It ALF's favorite meal.
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| 18 | Gerbil Hockey  | Sports | Sports |
| Gerbil Hockey One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"
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| 19 | Jaffee  | Living Things | Animals |
| Jaffee Blood sucking maggots on Melmac that take the shape of their host. Presumably named after executive in charge of production James M. Jaffee.
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| 20 | June Bug Flambe  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| June Bug Flambe Dish ALF ends up with after attempting to cook june bug scaloppine.
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| 21 | June Bug Scaloppine  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| June Bug Scaloppine Dish ALF attempts to cook.
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| 22 | Klaneball  | Sports | Sports |
| Klaneball Sport on Melmac. Just like ice hockey, except ithere's no skating or puck, just hitting each other with sticks.
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| 23 | Man of the Century  | Recognition | Awards |
| Man of the Century Award ALF wins in Willie's dream.
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| 24 | Melmac Cockroach  | Living Things | Bugs |
| Melmac Cockroach Insect that stows away on ALF's spaceship and grows larger when it encounters bug spray.
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| 25 | The Miss Southland Pageant  | Events | Beauty Pageants |
| The Miss Southland Pageant ALF enters Lynn in a beauty pageant to boost her spirits.
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| 26 | Muck Sucking  | Sports | Sports |
| Muck Sucking Melmac's biggest sport, apparently very similar to croquet.
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| 27 | Naughty Nina  | Sports | Racehorses |
| Naughty Nina Name of race horse ALF bets on.
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| 28 | Orbit Gnats  | Living Things | Bugs |
| Orbit Gnats Alien insects ALF and Willie discuss - creatures that turn into crispy critters when they fly to close to ALF's ship heat shield.
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| 29 | Out of Body Experience  | Sports | Racehorses |
| Out of Body Experience Name of race horse in one of the races that ALF bets on.
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| 30 | Pasta Polo  | Sports | Sports |
| Pasta Polo One of ALF's strange sports. Willie: "Well, sure, who else is going to teach him About bouillabaseball, and pasta polo, And other sports involving the hurling Of inappropriate objects? Like gerbil hockey?"
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| 31 | The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Cr...  | Events | Sporting Events |
| The Second Annual Tanner Invitational Croquet Tournament The Tanner family's annual tournament.
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| 32 | Skleenball  | Sports | Sports |
| Skleenball Sport ALF used to play back on Melmac that he attempts to recreate with Brian, in which you have to sling your anchovies into your opponent's laundry basket.
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| 33 | Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Sloppy Joes and Fiberglass ALF makes breakfast for the Tanners to get on Santa's nice list.
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| 34 | Talequoits  | Sports | Sports |
| Talequoits Bowling. ALF: "Now, the secret to bowling, Or talequoits as it's known in the civilized universe, Is in the wrist action."
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| 35 | Untitled  | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 36 | Venus Flytrap  | Living Things | Plants |
| Venus Flytrap Plant from Venus that ALF mentions, quite different from the Earth variety.
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| 37 | Wernick  | Money | Currency |
| Wernick Melmackian currency, 1 wernick is worth about $10 on Melmac.
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