Fiction Empire

Basketball Night with Chick & Bob

Armageddon / Deep Impact
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

TV-Sports

Basketball Night with Chick & Bob
Sports TV show.

The Bat Mizzles

Motivational Speakers

The Bat Mizzles
Bar/bat mitzvah party motivators.

Batteries Not Included

Beauxbatons Academy of Magic

Batteries Not Included
Stylized as "*Batteries Not Included", like the movie poster. Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
Magic school ranked #5 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

Berdue
One of the high schools listed as Next up in the 2015 UTL Teacher Draft.

The Berkshire Restaurant

Big Trouble in Little China

Dining

Restaurants-misc

The Berkshire Restaurant
Valet attendants discuss various pop culture subjects.

Blackwell's School of Spells

Big Trouble in Little China
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Biltmont
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

A Bowl of Mosquitoes, the Big Motherfuck...

Blackwell's School of Spells
Magic school ranked #8 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

Blaxim
Magazine = black Maxim.

Bobby Sings the Twos
Theme songs to sequels that were never made, a bonus album included with purchase of "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits", a specially priced compilation of major motion picture theme songs written by Ray Parker Jr. that were rejected by the studio.

Body Shop
Health club/gym in Hollywood, California, represented at the 1987 Jazz Fit Championships by Flash.

Borfdort West
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

A Bowl of Mosquitoes, the Big Motherfuckers from Down at The Swamps
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

Brixton
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Bull Durham
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

The Burbs
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

The C-word
New album by unbelievable mega superstar Young Bidness.

Central High School
Local high school.

Central Productions

Film Production Companies

Companies

Central Productions
Film production company behind Mr. T's Video Learning Series.

Central Rapids High
High school that kicks off the 2015 UTL Teacher Draft, recipient of the worst test scores last semester.

Channel 14
TV station.

Channel 17
TV station with local news from CSEN Pre-Fight press conference.

Channel 6
TV station with local news from CSEN Pre-Fight press conference.

Channel 8
TV station with local news program.

Chez Henri
Restaurant where White Jeff / Black Jeff takes his girlfriend.

Chicken Poppers

Crazy, Rocking' Hummus Dip

Chicken Poppers
Menu item at Mario's Pizza.

Childress HS
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Cloud Atlas
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

The Clutching Kitten
Carter Finley: The guy's name is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club called the Clutching Kitten. You may have heard of it. It's down on the corner of Hang and Fur Street.

Cobbleton
One of the high schools listed as Next up in the 2015 UTL Teacher Draft.

Colgate Magnet
Technical college from "The Ruhf is on Fire" top story: "Teacher Ruby Ruhf's deal with PS 431 unseats Physics professor Brad Pasternik's 5-year deal with Terry Tech as largest contract in UTL history. Her salary puts her up there with Rockridge Elementary's Katie Hope and William Wu out of Colgate Magnet."

College University
"Firstname Lastname, College University."

Cool High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Cordett High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Dagger Mist Potions and Spells School

Crazy, Rocking' Hummus Dip
Menu item - only $1 extra when you buy a Hero Fusion Burger, available from the Middle Eastern food truck Ibrahim and Osman's Gyro Fusion Burgers.

Crenmell
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

CSEN
Key & Peele version of ESPN.

Cunnilingus Class
Class on cunnilingus, taught by Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone.

Dandelion Greens, a Cow Hip and a Dog Fa...

Dagger Mist Potions and Spells School
Magic school ranked #172 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

Darks Arts Technical Institute

Dandelion Greens, a Cow Hip and a Dog Face, Wrapped in an Old Ebony Magazine and Served in a Shoebox
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

Donkey Teeth, Stuck in Some Honey Glaze ...

Darks Arts Technical Institute
Magic school ranked #175 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

Death Fist 4
Movie poster in future post-apocalyptic world after an event dubbed The Undoing.

Deer North
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

DellSand Productions
Wendell Sanders' record company.

Delway High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Dicknanigans
An amazing theater production featuring dialogue without dialogue.

Diller Killer
Rapper from Battle Rap.

Disturbia
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Doug Duggart's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Donkey Teeth, Stuck in Some Honey Glaze and Fried with Fat Back, Served in an Old Tin Coffee Can
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

Encino Man / BioDome / Jury Duty

Martial Arts Schools

Doug Duggart's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Martial arts school.

Dr. Forrest
Doctor.

Dr. Rajeen Gupta
Doctor.

Durmstrang Institute
Magic school ranked #4 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

East Melder
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

East Nerville High
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Heather McMeyers-Lloyd of East Nerville High seeks investigation into opponent Langston Prep's recent string of high SAT scores."

Elven Ale
Alcohol product.

Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of...

Encino Man / BioDome / Jury Duty
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Everett High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits
Specially priced compilation album of major motion picture theme songs written by Ray Parker Jr. that were rejected by the studio.

Face/Off
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

The Fagchart
Smartphone application from the development team behind The Negraph.

FAS

Theater Productions

FAS
Also known as For All Species. Organization that presents the Menstruation Orientation seminar.

Fifty Shades of Grey
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Friday Night Freak Down

Gafilta Fresh and Dr. Dreidel

Friday Night Freak Down
Song by Mother Majesty.

Froyo Universe
Carlito tries to prove he's the most loco gangmember by saying, "I got nine punch cards from Froyo Universe, each with a one stamp in it. Every time I get a froyo, I get a new card."

Hated: GG Alin & the Murder Junkies

Motivational Speakers

Gafilta Fresh and Dr. Dreidel
The number-one Bar/bat mitzvah party motivators in all of Nassau County.

Gamm Downtown
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Gel Academy
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Get Some
Song by Mother Majesty.

Gideon's Kitchen
A contestant on the reality cooking show Gideon's Kitchen can't figure out if Chef Gideon loves or hates his dish.

Girl Army
Mother Majesty's new hit album, featuring the song She-nomenom. "You know, this whole album is about girls and empowering girls and, you know, kind of just showing girls that they can be strong and powerful and do what they want to do and not what the media says they need to do."

Grant Worth
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Greenwalt
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Griblit School
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Gummo
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Gun Rack
Multi-Platinum selling rapper accused of killing Darnell Williams on November 9.

H. Long High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-...

Hated: GG Alin & the Murder Junkies
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

TV-Specials

HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State of Public Magic in America
HBO special featuring expose on Vince Clortho Public School For Wizards.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

Hero Fusion Burger

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizard...

Burgers

Hero Fusion Burger
Menu item available at the Middle Eastern food truck Ibrahim and Osman's Gyro Fusion Burgers.

Hits Countdown Live
Also known as HCL, music video / talk show.

Hodgers HS
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Hodgers HS plans $16.2 Mil overhaul of SAT prep program in effort to boost scores."

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Magic school from Harry Potter, ranked #1 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

Hollanden High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Horner School
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

I Killed Darnell Simmons

Ibrahim and Osman's Gyro Fusion Burgers

Music-Rap

I Killed Darnell Simmons
Music album by Multi-Platinum selling rapper Gun Rack.

The Inn of the North Star

Dining

Burger Joints

Ibrahim and Osman's Gyro Fusion Burgers
Middle Eastern food truck.

IN. West
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

Indecent Proposal
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

100

Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys

Travel

Inns

The Inn of the North Star
Hotel.

101

Jewelry Boutique & Handbags

Jason Ruiz's School for Wayward Boys
Magic school ranked #170 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

102

Joey Blunts in the Morning

Apparel

Jewelry Stores

Jewelry Boutique & Handbags
Store in Negrotown without any scared cashiers.

103

Radio

Radio Programs

Joey Blunts in the Morning
Radio show on KBeat 101.3.

104

Johnny Mnemonic
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

105

Judge Jessie
Arbitration-based reality court TV show... "As a police officer, he defended the streets. As a trial lawyer Objection! he fought for the truth. As a black belt he mastered discipline. As a carpenter, he learned the value of craftsmanship. As a surgeon, he mastered a cool head. As a crack ho, he learned to go days without sleep. And as an announcer, he does the voice-over on this show."

106

Jumanji
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

107

Just Stay for the Night

LaShawn and the Sam-Sations

Movies-misc

Just Stay for the Night
Short film directed by Peter Alencio, play on the kinda rapey Christmas standard Baby, It's Cold Outside.

108

KBeat 101.3
Radio station, home of radio show Joey Blunts in the Morning.

109

King Ralph
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

110

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

111

Laff & a Haff
Comedy club.

112

Langston Prep
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Heather McMeyers-Lloyd of East Nerville High seeks investigation into opponent Langston Prep's recent string of high SAT scores."

113

Magician's Learning Plaza

Musicians-misc

LaShawn and the Sam-Sations
Family band gay couple is going to form with their adopted kids.

114

Lawnmower Man
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

115

Linwood Public
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

116

Lunch with Greatness
Stage play by the The Uptown Community Players, featuring a conversation between Martin Luther King, Jr and Malcolm X.

117

The Magic House
Magic-themed nightclub the magician policeman mentions, where he will be performing.

118

Magic Jackson, Jr.
Hollywood sequel doctor, the guy that the studio brings in to oversee things when they about to drop a deuce.

119

Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack

Magician's Learning Plaza
Magic school ranked #169 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

120

Mahoutokoro
Magic school ranked #2 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

121

Major Payne
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

122

Master Travel Incorporated

Dining

Diners

Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack
Diner.

123

Mario's Pizza
Pizza delivery place.

124

Travel

Travel Agencies

Master Travel Incorporated
Company offering an exciting limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway.

125

Mayfield Prep
High school mentioned in story: Janeane Lowe traded. "Seasoned French teacher moves from Mayfield Prep to Skyline high."

126

MC Mom
Carl's rapping mother.

127

McZee's Bunker
Magic school ranked #174 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

128

Metta World News
Cable news network.

129

Midnight Run
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

130

Milbrook HS
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

131

Mockingbird Lane
Address of Wendell Sanders, who ordered a Superman bed with the Mattress of Solitude from Skymall.

132

Mofield Floor Coverings

Moomy Popfern's High School for Dolts

Home Furnishing

Flooring Stores

Mofield Floor Coverings
Home furnishing store.

133

Moomy Popfern's High School for Dolts
Magic school ranked #173 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

134

The Morty Jebsen Show

TV-Talk Shows

The Morty Jebsen Show
Talk show featuring interview with unbelievable mega superstar Young Bidness.

135

Mother Majesty
Musician featured on Hits Countdown Live.

136

MSMBC
TV news station covering Day 2 of the Pegasus Riots.

137

Murder Police
TV show mentioned on MSMBC news ticker: "Murder Police debuts to high ratings"

138

Mustafa-Kebab

One on One with Mia Mondez

Mustafa-Kebab
Menu item available at the Middle Eastern food truck Mustafa's Kebabs.

139

Mustafa's Kebabs
Middle Eastern food truck.

140

N. Treemont
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

141

Nash Academy
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

142

Neesons High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

143

The Negraph
New smartphone application, a technology specifically designed to help you determine whether or not you can drop the N-bomb.

144

Neumacher
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

145

OC Davis High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

146

Oh, John O'
Movie listed on movie theater marquee.

147

Omega Pi Omega
Fraternity whose members brand each other with the fraternity letters in the shape of a penis.

148

Omnicose
Sweetener packet brand the guy in the diner with the mushroom cloud in the background is using.

149

One at a Time
Movie listed on movie theater marquee.

150

TV-Talk Shows

One on One with Mia Mondez
Interview talk show.

151

Oys to Men

Papard Mattress Liquidators

Motivational Speakers

Oys to Men
Bar/bat mitzvah party motivators.

152

P.N. Public
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

153

Home Furnishing

Furniture Stores

Papard Mattress Liquidators
Mattress store.

154

Passion of the Christ

Pig Feet and Four Pounds of Grits and a ...

Passion of the Christ
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

155

The Paw and Poster
Carter Finley: The guy's name wasn't Cat Branchman. It was a Chinese guy named Mr. Meow. He's the real gang boss. Story went he hung guys from trees and took pictures of them. Used to run a club downtown, a front, of course, called it the Paw and Poster. Ran it with a guy called Hung Inthar.

156

Pelican Brief
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

157

Pender WHS
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

158

Plate of Ham Hocks, Deep-fried, Blackene...

Pig Feet and Four Pounds of Grits and a Little Dixie Cup Full of Lard
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

159

Pine Forest Hills
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Jason Emmerwhite of Pine Forest Hills sets new record having taught six perfect 36 students."

160

A Platter of Stork Ankles, an Old Cellar...

Plate of Ham Hocks, Deep-fried, Blackened, and Served on a Bed of Mustard Greens
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

161

Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits

A Platter of Stork Ankles, an Old Cellar Door, a Possum Spine and a Human Foot
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

162

Poly 1
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

163

The Power of Wings
Song by Wendell Sanders.

164

Preston
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

165

PS 431
High school from "The Ruhf is on Fire" top story: "Teacher Ruby Ruhf's deal with PS 431 unseats Physics professor Brad Pasternik's 5-year deal with Terry Tech as largest contract in UTL history. Her salary puts her up there with Rockridge Elementary's Katie Hope and William Wu out of Colgate Magnet."

166

PS 515
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

167

Ramsey Junior High
When Craig gets a record deal, old friends and acquaintances appear, including Dwayne from junior high school.

168

Rex "the Bone Daddy" Ronson

Albums

Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits
Ray Parker Jr.: I'm Ray Parker Jr., writer and performer of the Academy Award-nominated hit single Ghostbusters from the major motion picture Ghostbusters. But that's just one song. I've written so many other major motion picture theme songs and submitted 'em throughout the years. Now they're available and together for one specially priced compilation.

169

Rock and Roll Baba Ganoush

Music-Jazz

Rex "the Bone Daddy" Ronson
Musician, scat singer.

170

Rhino D
Rapper from Battle Rap.

171

Rise Above It
Album by Wendell Sanders, featuring the song The Power of Wings.

172

A Rusty Bucket Full of Fish Heads Wrappe...

Rock and Roll Baba Ganoush
Menu item - only $1 extra when you buy a Mustafa-Kebab, available from the Middle Eastern food truck Mustafa's Kebabs.

173

Rockridge Elementary
High school from "The Ruhf is on Fire" top story: "Teacher Ruby Ruhf's deal with PS 431 unseats Physics professor Brad Pasternik's 5-year deal with Terry Tech as largest contract in UTL history. Her salary puts her up there with Rockridge Elementary's Katie Hope and William Wu out of Colgate Magnet."

174

Roll with Me
Song. Number one track in the country right now.

175

Romancing the Stone
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

176

Royston
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

177

RS High School
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

178

The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.

A Rusty Bucket Full of Fish Heads Wrapped in Razor Wire
Dish requested at Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack.

179

S. Sheston
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

180

S. Sider High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

181

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

The Salem Witches' Institute, U.S.A.
Magic school ranked #3 in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012, from HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State Of Public Magic In America.

182

Scrote-meal
Dick pun version of oatmeal in theoretical sketch featuring dicks as the main characters.

183

SD High N.
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

184

Shafte
A Play in Five Acts by William Shakespeare.

185

She-nomenon
Song from Mother Majesty's new hit album Girl Army.

186

Sherman HS
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

187

Silverado High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

188

Skin Shop
Health club/gym in Detroit, Michigan, represented at the 1987 Jazz Fit Championships by Lightning.

189

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

190

Sky Shoppe
Parody of SkyMall magazine.

191

Skyline High
High school mentioned in story: Janeane Lowe traded. "Seasoned French teacher moves from Mayfield Prep to Skyline high."

192

South Northern Airlines

Travel

Airlines

South Northern Airlines
Airline.

193

South Ridge
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "South Ridge Biology teacher Sherry Plemmet is ejected from ACU testing facility for arguing with test proctor."

194

Sports Limited
Magazine, Key & Peele version of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue that MC Mom finds in her son's Carl's room.

195

St. Macy's Credit Union

Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning

Financial Companies

Credit Unions

St. Macy's Credit Union
Bank.

196

St. Mary's All
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

197

St. Mary's Hospital
Hospital where Mr. Graham's father is on life support.

198

Steel Town Beer
Beer from neon sign in bar.

199

Step Up / Step Up II
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

200

Street Ball
Movie script sent to Will Smith's son Jaden.

201

Superman Bed and Mattress of Solitude

Movies-Action

Strike Force Eagle 3: The Reckoning
Action movie.

202

Summit High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

203

Sun Magnet
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

204

Home Furnishing

Bedding

Superman Bed and Mattress of Solitude
Product in the Skymall catalog.

205

Taylor's
Restaurant.

206

Teaching Center
Sports Center style TV news program, but focused on the world of teaching. Brought to you by BMW.

207

Teaton's Diner
Location of human centipede victim reunion.

208

Teddy "12 Combs" Lewis

Musicians-misc

Teddy "12 Combs" Lewis
Musician, scat singer.

209

Teltech Tech
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

210

Terry Tech
Technical school from "The Ruhf is on Fire" top story: "Teacher Ruby Ruhf's deal with PS 431 unseats Physics professor Brad Pasternik's 5-year deal with Terry Tech as largest contract in UTL history. Her salary puts her up there with Rockridge Elementary's Katie Hope and William Wu out of Colgate Magnet."

211

That God Drug
Also known as slayer, cutty-cutty, double cutty, Elmo, cat vag, Long Island brain slice, and Funt. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities, and it gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. You realize the face of God is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it, and it hates you. It's a razor sharp crystal you tuck under your eyelid. And then when your ocular cavity starts bleeding, It goes directly into your brain. Just when you can't take any more, you poop your mouth.

212

Titties in My Mouth
Rap song. "Titty titties in my tummy, yum Titties in my mouth, I got titties in my mouth, I got tig ol' bitties from a bunch of different cities I got titties in my mouth."

213

Toller HS
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

214

Tulsa Teachers College

Colleges

Tulsa Teachers College
First draft pick of the 2015 UTL Teacher Draft is chosen by Central Rapids High - Calculus teacher Mike Yoast, who comes from Tulsa Teachers College.

215

Twelve Years a Slave
Unofficial major motion picture theme song rejected by the studio, but featured on the new Ray Parker Jr. album "Except Ghostbusters: Most of the Best of Ray Parker Jr.'s Greatest Hits."

216

U Academy
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

217

Upton Pembrook School

The Uptown Community Players

High Schools

Upton Pembrook School
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Upton Pembrook School loses nine teachers after disappointing ACT performance."

218

Entertainment

Theater Companies

The Uptown Community Players
Theater troop behind the stage play Lunch with Greatness, featuring a conversation between Martin Luther King, Jr and Malcolm X.

219

Valley Bank
Bank where President Obama shows his daughter how to use the ATM.

220

Vanilla Village
White people's version of Parliament Funkadelic's song Chocolate City, in an alternate history where black slaves revolted and took over the country.

221

Video Learning Series

Vince Clortho Public School for Wizards

TV Shows-misc

Video Learning Series
Mr. T's series of education videos.

222

Vince Clortho Public School for Wizards
Magic school ranked #X in academic excellence by U.S. News and School Reports in August 2012. Featured in HBO's America Undercover Presents Inner-City Wizard School: The State of Public Magic in America.

223

Vinz Clortho High
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

224

Wallyhock
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

225

Wash & Dry
Landromat in a black neighborhood, across the street from a barber shop.

226

Wellspring Capital
Bank where Samir's hecklers work - hedge fund investors Gabe and Will.

227

Wendell Sanders
Star of vanity video for the song The Power of Wings.

228

Went Public
High school mentioned in ticker headline. "Went Public HS recruits two marine biologists during aquarium scout."

229

Westlake
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

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WHN

Who Got Next on This Blackberry Pie?

TV-News

WHN
TV news featuring Rex Chambers.

231

Who Thinks They Can Dance

Who Got Next on This Blackberry Pie?
Song by Mother Majesty.

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Nevada State Penitentiary

TV-Reality

Who Thinks They Can Dance
Reality TV dance competition show.

233

Wilma Talk
Guy mentions having a Willie Talk ventriloquist dummy when he was a kid, which was a real doll, but he also mentions a female version called Wilma Talk, which was not.

234

Wizard Pepper
Magic product mentioned in HBO special on Vince Clortho Public School For Wizards: "The only way to fly"

235

Wollglen
High school appearing in the SAT scores ticker.

236

WYET 6
TV station with local news program.

237

Young Bidness
Unbelievable mega superstar interviewed on the Morty Jebsen Show.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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March 15, 1980
Barack Obama smokes major doobage and discusses the gnarly institution of apartheid in an old college video.

239

March 15
Detective: Okay, Carter, I can stay here all night. So why don't you and I cut the crap and you tell me what happened on March 15th.

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June 11
On June 11, Rajid spoke of an imminent attack, which turns out to be 65 terriers attacking the Capitol building in Washington.

241

November 9
Multi-Platinum selling rapper Gun Rack accused of killing Darnell Williams.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

242

Beaver Creek
Creek mentioned in the Power Falcons skit.

243

Cloud City
Zeef: "Yo, right on, man, 'cause they got me in the carbonite room right now, son. That's bullshit, right? They got me working with some pig dudes and whatnot. Yo, I ain't no pig, you know? And you ever notice, man, there ain't a lot of brothers out here, man, in space. Right? It's like they're trying to keep us down, man."

244

Dango Bluff
Bluff mentioned in the Power Falcons skit.

245

Fifth
A woman faints on the corner of Fifth and Metropolitan, a beautiful woman with soft skin, who doesn't have on a ton of makeup, but she's the kind of girl that just doesn't need it, and you can see that she put a lot of thought into her outfit, but not like she's trying too hard. She's perfect.

246

Fur Street
Carter Finley: The guy's name is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club called the Clutching Kitten. You may have heard of it. It's down on the corner of Hang and Fur Street.

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Hang Street
Carter Finley: The guy's name is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club called the Clutching Kitten. You may have heard of it. It's down on the corner of Hang and Fur Street.

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Isledor
Small town.

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Metropolitan
A woman faints on the corner of Fifth and Metropolitan, a beautiful woman with soft skin, who doesn't have on a ton of makeup, but she's the kind of girl that just doesn't need it, and you can see that she put a lot of thought into her outfit, but not like she's trying too hard. She's perfect.

250

Mt. Kilima-Negro
Mountain in Africa.

251

Negrotown
Utopia for black people.

252

Nestle Arena
Host of the 1987 Jazz Fit Championships.

253

Map

Detention Centers

Penitentiaries

Nevada State Penitentiary
Unlike all of the other all star players in the Annual East/West Bowl that are from colleges and universities, football player Torque Lewith is from Nevada State Penitentiary.

254

Thelonius
A father tells his son he's not going to die because he's actually an immortal alien from the planet Thelonius, that he was sent down in a capsule his parents. Like Superman.

255

Tostitos Center
Sports arena.

256

University Avenue
A boyfriend brings home a puppy from a rescue organization on University Avenue that has taken over the personality of it's previous owner, Ice-T.

OTHER

257

The 2013 East/West Bowl

Sporting Events

The 2013 East/West Bowl

258

Aliens
Football team.

259

Annual East/West Bowl

Sporting Events

Annual East/West Bowl
"And welcome to the annual East/West bowl, as we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the nation Showcase their skills in a classic showdown between East and West."

260

Armenian Conveyer Belt

Language

Sexual Jargon

Armenian Conveyer Belt
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.

261

Bup-bup-bup-bup
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.

262

Carter Finley

Quotes

Carter Finley
Carter Finley: The guy's name is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club called the Clutching Kitten. You may have heard of it. It's down on the corner of Hang and Fur Street.

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Carter Finley

Quotes

Carter Finley
Carter Finley: The guy's name wasn't Cat Branchman. It was a Chinese guy named Mr. Meow. He's the real gang boss. Story went he hung guys from trees and took pictures of them. Used to run a club downtown, a front, of course, called it the Paw and Poster. Ran it with a guy called Hung Inthar.

264

Cougars
Football team.

265

Decker

Quotes

Decker
Decker: Save the mouth squirt for the new recruits, General.

266

Exploded Nuts Syndrome

Medical Conditions

Syndromes

Exploded Nuts Syndrome
Condition suffered by the stars of the theater production Dicknanigans.

267

Key & Peele

Quotes

Key & Peele
Peele: There's so few good sequels.
Key: Very often I don't go see sequels.
Peele: I mean, Tremors. Tremors went about ten different sequels. Like, some of them just star Fred Ward. Some of them, it's just, like, Michael Gross doing laundry.
Key: Michael Gross doing laundry.
Peele: There's some Tremors where the tremors have grown feet, and now they walk above the ground.
Key: Then how could it still be Tremors?
Peele: It's not a tremor.
Key: That's just mitigated ground pressure.
Peele: Just a monster.
Key: Literally just a worm monster, yeah.

268

Key & Peele

Quotes

Key & Peele
Key: Okay, well, I do enjoy our show. You think it's the best shoe ever made? Peele: Pure classic. It's us, then, like, Dallas, then the Twilight Zone. There's a list out there.
Key: Key & Peele, Dallas, Twilight Zone?
Peele: Just talking influential. Huge. I'm a visionary. I think that it's very possible, like, we'll go down like the Wright Brothers. It's gonna be one of these things where we're... Am I going too far/ overblowing it?
Key: Oberblowing it a little bit.

269

The Kings of Mouth Noise

Concerts

The Kings of Mouth Noise
Concert featuring Bobby McFerrin and Michael Winslow.

270

Luthor

Quotes

Luthor
Luthor (Barack Obama's Anger Translator): You a nasty ass bitch.

271

Menstruation Orientation

Conventions and Seminars

Menstruation Orientation
Seminar that addresses the stigma surrounding female periods.

272

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Quotes

Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Well, actually, an idea of what's important is as close as we can ever come to any definition of importance. Our galaxy is one of over 100 billion in the observable universe, and it's 100,000 light-years across, which means If we were to chart the history of the universe on one calendar year, the history of mankind as we know it, would just take place in the final second of that year. So, whether I'm ready now or in 500 years, well, cosmically speaking, the distinction is meaningless.

273

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Quotes

Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Taken in conjunction with what we know about the expansion of the universe, this brings us to a fascinating possibility, that maybe what we experience as one point in time-space could actually be a legion of points, which would mean that your curtains and little Sputnik's pee-pee could be as distant from one another as we are from the furthest galaxy.

274

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Put the Pussy on the Chainwax

Quotes

Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Many physicists, including, Stephen Hawking, now believe that there is an infinite number of universes. It's called multiverse theory, and it suggests that there are an infinite number of universes in which I didn't have sex with that white woman.

275

Power Falcons
Key & Peele version of the Power Rangers.

276

Language

Sexual Jargon

Put the Pussy on the Chainwax
"What does it mean? - I'll tell you what it means. It means that you put the pussy on the chain wax!"

277

Q.E.T.

Organizations

Religious Organizations

Q.E.T.
Religious cult. Quest for Eternal Truth / Earthly Truth.

278

Ray Parker Jr.

Quotes

Ray Parker Jr.
Ray Parker Jr.: I'm Ray Parker Jr., writer and performer of the Academy Award-nominated hit single Ghostbusters from the major motion picture Ghostbusters. But that's just one song. I've written so many other major motion picture theme songs and submitted 'em throughout the years. Now they're available and together for one specially priced compilation.

279

Rhinos [baseball team]

Sports

Baseball Teams

Rhinos [baseball team]
Baseball team.

280

Rhinos [basketball team]

Sports

Basketball Teams

Rhinos [basketball team]
Basketball team.

281

Rhinos [football team]

Sports

Football Teams

Rhinos [football team]
Football team.

282

Savanah

Quotes

Savanah
Savanah (Hillary Clinton's Anger Translator): Fuck you, dream-stealer.

283

Savanah