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| 1 | The 2013 East/West Bowl  | Events | Sporting Events |
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The 2013 East/West Bowl
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| 2 | Aliens | Sports | Football Teams |
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Aliens
Football team.
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| 3 | Annual East/West Bowl | Events | Sporting Events |
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Annual East/West Bowl
"And welcome to the annual East/West bowl, as we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the nation Showcase their skills in a classic showdown between East and West."
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| 4 | Armenian Conveyer Belt | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Armenian Conveyer Belt
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.
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| 5 | Bup-bup-bup-bup | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Bup-bup-bup-bup
Sexual act proposed at Tommy's bachelor party.
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| 6 | Carter Finley  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carter Finley
Carter Finley: The guy's name is Cat Branchman. I met him downtown at a club called the Clutching Kitten. You may have heard of it. It's down on the corner of Hang and Fur Street.
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| 7 | Carter Finley | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carter Finley
Carter Finley: The guy's name wasn't Cat Branchman. It was a Chinese guy named Mr. Meow. He's the real gang boss. Story went he hung guys from trees and took pictures of them. Used to run a club downtown, a front, of course, called it the Paw and Poster. Ran it with a guy called Hung Inthar.
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| 8 | Cougars | Sports | Football Teams |
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Cougars
Football team.
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| 9 | Decker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Decker
Decker: Save the mouth squirt for the new recruits, General.
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| 10 | Exploded Nuts Syndrome | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Exploded Nuts Syndrome
Condition suffered by the stars of the theater production Dicknanigans.
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| 11 | Key & Peele  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Key & Peele
Key: Okay, well, I do enjoy our show. You think it's the best shoe ever made?
Peele: Pure classic. It's us, then, like, Dallas, then the Twilight Zone. There's a list out there.
Key: Key & Peele, Dallas, Twilight Zone?
Peele: Just talking influential. Huge. I'm a visionary. I think that it's very possible, like, we'll go down like the Wright Brothers. It's gonna be one of these things where we're... Am I going too far/ overblowing it?
Key: Oberblowing it a little bit.
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| 12 | Key & Peele | Quotes | Quotes |
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Key & Peele
Peele: There's so few good sequels.
Key: Very often I don't go see sequels.
Peele: I mean, Tremors. Tremors went about ten different sequels. Like, some of them just star Fred Ward. Some of them, it's just, like, Michael Gross doing laundry.
Key: Michael Gross doing laundry.
Peele: There's some Tremors where the tremors have grown feet, and now they walk above the ground.
Key: Then how could it still be Tremors?
Peele: It's not a tremor.
Key: That's just mitigated ground pressure.
Peele: Just a monster.
Key: Literally just a worm monster, yeah.
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| 13 | The Kings of Mouth Noise | Events | Concerts |
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The Kings of Mouth Noise
Concert featuring Bobby McFerrin and Michael Winslow.
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| 14 | Luthor | Quotes | Quotes |
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Luthor
Luthor (Barack Obama's Anger Translator): You a nasty ass bitch.
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| 15 | Menstruation Orientation | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Menstruation Orientation
Seminar that addresses the stigma surrounding female periods.
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| 16 | Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Many physicists, including, Stephen Hawking, now believe that there is an infinite number of universes. It's called multiverse theory, and it suggests that there are an infinite number of universes in which I didn't have sex with that white woman.
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| 17 | Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Taken in conjunction with what we know about the expansion of the universe, this brings us to a fascinating possibility, that maybe what we experience as one point in time-space could actually be a legion of points, which would mean that your curtains and little Sputnik's pee-pee could be as distant from one another as we are from the furthest galaxy.
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| 18 | Neil DeGrasse Tyson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Well, actually, an idea of what's important is as close as we can ever come to any definition of importance. Our galaxy is one of over 100 billion in the observable universe, and it's 100,000 light-years across, which means If we were to chart the history of the universe on one calendar year, the history of mankind as we know it, would just take place in the final second of that year. So, whether I'm ready now or in 500 years, well, cosmically speaking, the distinction is meaningless.
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| 19 | Power Falcons | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Power Falcons
Key & Peele version of the Power Rangers.
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| 20 | Put the Pussy on the Chainwax | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Put the Pussy on the Chainwax
"What does it mean? - I'll tell you what it means. It means that you put the pussy on the chain wax!"
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| 21 | Q.E.T. | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Q.E.T.
Religious cult. Quest for Eternal Truth / Earthly Truth.
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| 22 | Ray Parker Jr. | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ray Parker Jr.
Ray Parker Jr.: I'm Ray Parker Jr., writer and performer of the Academy Award-nominated hit single Ghostbusters from the major motion picture Ghostbusters. But that's just one song. I've written so many other major motion picture theme songs and submitted 'em throughout the years. Now they're available and together for one specially priced compilation.
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| 23 | Rhinos [baseball team] | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Rhinos [baseball team]
Baseball team.
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| 24 | Rhinos [basketball team] | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Rhinos [basketball team]
Basketball team.
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| 25 | Rhinos [football team] | Sports | Football Teams |
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Rhinos [football team]
Football team.
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| 26 | Savanah | Quotes | Quotes |
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Savanah
Savanah (Hillary Clinton's Anger Translator): Eight years ago I had a lock on this job, until you showed up out of nowhere. And you stole it from me. When you knew damn well it was my turn. You think I ate all that shit, standing there smiling next to my pussy-hound husband, so I could turn around and become Secretary of State? Guess again, motherfucker. You got my job and I'm gonna get it back. And it's not gonna be easy because you screwed the pooch six ways to Sunday. Folks just as soon vote for a skinned possum as a Democrat. But that's okay. Because I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna win this fucking election. And I am gonna bury you and every goddamn man who ever stood in my way.
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| 27 | Savanah | Quotes | Quotes |
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Savanah
Savanah (Hillary Clinton's Anger Translator): Fuck you, dream-stealer.
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| 28 | Unicorn | Living Things | Animals |
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Unicorn
Subject of student graffiti at Vince Clortho Public School For Wizards.
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| 29 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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 | | #4a416b | #5d5287 | #aaa2c7 |
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| 30 | Untitled | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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 | | #554f34 | #9f9360 | #cac3a8 |
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| 31 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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 | | #0f3c65 | #4b86c3 | #000000 |
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