Animated Film 2016. Written by John Aboud and Michael Colton. Directed by Aaron Augenblick. Starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Tim Gunn and Nick Kroll.
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1Adolescent Apparel BBBApparelClothing Stores

Adolescent Apparel
Clothing store in New York City.



2Ana Rexia Denim BBBApparelClothing Products

Ana Rexia Denim
Jeans product.



3Apparel BBBApparelClothing Stores

Apparel
Clothing store in New York City.



4Astromech Droid BBBTechnologyRobot Models

Astromech Droid
There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.



5Bags BBBApparelClothing Stores

Bags
Clothing accessories store in New York City.



6Bentex Surgical Center BBBHealthcarePlastic Surgery

Bentex Surgical Center
Plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills that Derek and Hansel visit investigating the fat celebrities mystery. Owned by plastic surgeon Dr. James Bentex, who turns out to be the supervillain Dr. Botoxo.

 

7Big Book of Whales BBBLiteratureBooks-Nature

Big Book of Whales
Book Derek reads in Katy Perry's limo.



8Boulangerie Patisserie BBBFoodBakeries

Boulangerie Patisserie
Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



9BQ BBBMediaMagazines-misc

BQ
Parody of GQ.



10Brolex BBBApparelClothing Stores

Brolex
Clothing accessory store in New York City.



11C/M/C BBBApparelClothing Stores

C/M/C
Clothing store in New York City.



12Cafe Beverly BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Cafe Beverly
Cafe in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.



13Celebrity Scandal BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Celebrity Scandal
Reporter Matilda Jeffries current employer.

 
 

14Channel 2 BBBVideoTV-News

Channel 2
Local TV news team reporting on the grand opening of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator.



15Chunky Boy Sweatpants BBBApparelClothing Products

Chunky Boy Sweatpants
Product endorsement that Maury Ballstein gets for Derek and Hansel after they get fat.



16Cinnamon Surge BBBFoodCandy

Cinnamon Surge
Nicotine gum that Derek Zoolander mentions: That's right - smoking is bad for you. That's why nicotine comes in delicious flavors of gum, like mint, cinnamon surge and orange mocha.



17Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Citrus Hydrator and Smooth Wax
GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.



18Club Brik BBBNightlifeClubs

Club Brik
Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet.



19Couture BBBApparelClothing Stores

Couture
Clothing store in New York City, as well as Paris.



20D&I BBBApparelClothing Stores

D&I
Also known as Diego & Ines. Clothing store in New York City.



21DD BBBMediaWebsites

DD
Also known as Definitely Darren - website the cops check for fresh gossip.



22Denim BBBApparelClothing Stores

Denim
Clothing store in New York City.



23Derek Zoolander Camel Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Derek Zoolander Camel Milk
Brand of camel milk that Derek endorses, available in bucket or jar. "Two weeks on the market, it's already the best selling brand of camel milk.



24Diet Water BBBBeverage ProductsBottled Water

Diet Water
Bottled water served with Derek's favorite meal, Tofu on the cob.



25Dr. Botoxo BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Botoxo
Supervillain that turns celebrities fat, among other evil acts. Actually Dr. James Bentex, a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills.

 

26Dr. James Bentex BBBHealthcarePlastic Surgery

Dr. James Bentex
Plastic surgeon that owns the Bentex Surgical Center, a plastic surgery center in Beverly Hills that Derek and Hansel visit investigating the fat celebrities mystery. Dr. Bentex turns out to be the supervillain Dr. Botoxo.



27El Tailor BBBMaintenanceLaundry Services

El Tailor
Tailor shop in Milan, Italy.



28Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Vo... BBBPersonal CareHair Products

Extra Hold Texturizing Hair Putty and Volumizing Gel
GGG product.

 

29Farmacia BBBRetailDrugstores

Farmacia
Drug store in Milan, Italy.



30Fat Ray BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Fat Ray
Nani's weapon that "obesifies" celebrities.

 
 


31Foxyboy BBBApparelClothing Stores

Foxyboy
Clothing store in New York City.



32F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo BBBVideoTV Shows-misc

F'ashion B'eat with D'Jangelo
TV show in Milan, Italy.

 

33G1988 BBBApparelClothing Stores

G1988
Clothing store in New York City.



34GGG BBBApparelClothing Stores

GGG
Gunther Geiger Grooming. Store in New York City.

 

35Globo GymBBBPersonal CareFitness Centers

Globo Gym
Gym in New York City, originally from the movie Dodgeball.

36Gluten-free Gluten BBBFoodFood-Baking

Gluten-free Gluten
Derek tells Accessory not to spill Hansel's jar of Gluten-free Gluten when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.



37Gosberry Seeds BBBFoodSnack Food

Gosberry Seeds
One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.

 

38Hansel Juice BBBBeverage ProductsJuice

Hansel Juice
Derek and Hansel launch a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. It's melted ice from the seafood case at D'Agostino's. "It'll put the pep back in your pupik." Later advertised on a billboard in Paris. "C'est Chouette!"

 

39Jaboud Cosmetics BBBRetailDrugstores

Jaboud Cosmetics
Cosmetics company behind Meestery, the new perfume by Leighton Meester.



40Jeremy Lemonade BBBBeverage ProductsJuice

Jeremy Lemonade
Derek visits a lemonade stand, and teaches a young boy the importance of branding.



41Kardashian Particle Accelerator BBBTechnologyPower Supplies

Kardashian Particle Accelerator
The Red Carpet attacks at the debut of the Kardashian Particle Accelerator. Advanced particle physics isn't just for the Kardashians anymore.

 

42Kave BBBNightlifeNightclubs

Kave
Nightclub where Derek and his friends celebrate their victory over their evil foes in Paris.

 
 
 
 

43KO! Celeb News BBBMediaMagazines-misc

KO! Celeb News
Celebrity magazine.



44Kraut BBBFoodFood-misc

Kraut
Giant can of sauerkraut that Hansel eats.



45Laines-Mercerie BBBApparelClothing Stores

Laines-Mercerie
Clothing store in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



46Lard BBBFoodFood-misc

Lard
Generic product girl eats in the street when females start emulating fat celebrities.



47Le Cafe BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Le Cafe
Cafe in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



48Le Pain BBBDiningFast Food

Le Pain
Bread cart in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



49Luxury Fur Co. BBBApparelClothing Stores

Luxury Fur Co.
Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.



50L'usine BBBCompaniesManufacturing

L'usine
Factory in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



51Meestery BBBPersonal CarePerfumes

Meestery
Perfume by Leighton Meester. It's light, graceful, elegant, like putting Grace Kelly up your nose. With a hint of seawater.

 

52MenswearBBBApparelClothing Stores

Menswear
Clothing store in New York City.

53Men's Health for Women BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Men's Health for Women
Magazine that Derek mentions when Matilda talks about getting hired by a real magazine again.



54Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Milk
Generic milk product.



55Mugato BBBApparelClothing Stores

Mugato
Clothing store in New York City.



56N Handbags BBBApparelClothing Stores

N Handbags
Clothing accessory store in New York City.



57Nani BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Nani
Celebrity magazine.



58Nani Couture BBBApparelClothing Stores

Nani Couture
Clothing store in the background when Derek and Hansel chase after Dr. Botoxo.



59Nani-wearBBBApparelClothing Products

Nani-wear
Psychotic 10 year old fashionista supervillain Nani''s clothing line.

60New York Newspaper BBBMediaNewspapers-misc

New York Newspaper
Local newspaper in New York City.



61Non-Fat Otter's Milk BBBBeverage ProductsMilk

Non-Fat Otter's Milk
One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.

 

62Orange Mocha BBBFoodCandy

Orange Mocha
Nicotine gum that Derek Zoolander mentions: That's right - smoking is bad for you. That's why nicotine comes in delicious flavors of gum, like mint, cinnamon surge and orange mocha.



63Pate BBBFoodCondiments

Pate
Truck Derek uses to defeat his evil foes during the epic battle in Paris.



64Patisserie BBBFoodBakeries

Patisserie
Bakery in the background during the epic battle between Derek and his friends, and all their evil foes the heart of Paris.



65Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear BBBApparelClothing Stores

Pret-a-Porter: Ready-to-Wear
Clothing store in New York City.



66Protocol Droid BBBTechnologyRobot Models

Protocol Droid
There's a robot parody of C-3PO from Star Wars marching in the Robot Pride Parade.



67Put This Gunn in Your Mouth BBBBeverage ProductsEnergy Drinks

Put This Gunn in Your Mouth
Tim Gunn claims he was approached for his own brand of energy drink called Put This Gunn in your Mouth, which he mentions while narrating about Derek and Hansel launch ing a fake energy drink at Club Brik as a trap to ambush the Red Carpet. .



68Rolling Tone BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Rolling Tone
Parody of Rolling Stone.



69Rosenstein's Cafe BBBDiningCafes and Delis

Rosenstein's Cafe
Cafe in New York City.



70The Ryan Seacrest BBBMenuSandwiches

The Ryan Seacrest
Sandwich at New York deli Langer's. According to Derek Zoolander, "It's like Ryan Seacrest is in your mouth."



71Sentinel BBBTechnologyRobot Models

Sentinel
Frankie J-PEG rides a Sentinel/Squid from The Matrix on a float in the Robot Pride Parade.



72Size Triple Extra Mega Large BBBApparelClothing Products

Size Triple Extra Mega Large
Nani's new clothing line, why she's turning the world's most fabulous celebrities into pudgy piggies. 3 times the materlal, 4 times the price.

 

73Skin BBBRetailDrugstores

Skin
Personal care products store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.



74SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken BBBDiningFast Food-Chicken

SoHoWoNoHoBo Fried Chicken
Fast food chicken place that Derek and Hansel visit after they have been "obesified".



75Soy Gurt BBBFoodDairy Products

Soy Gurt
One of only three items when fat Derek and Hansek open the refrigerator.

 

76Stars! BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Stars!
Celebrity magazine.



77Stole BBBApparelClothing Stores

Stole
Clothing store in the background during the closing battle scene with militarized furry animals.



78Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks BBBWeaponsWeapons-misc

Sustainable Harvested Bamboo Nunchuks
One of Hansel's inventions, also known as Hanselvention, with chain's made of hemp.



79Tam Play BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Tam Play
Summer's flirty new tampon product, subject of Matilda's latest assignment for Celebrity Scandal.



80Teen Vague BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Teen Vague
Parody of Teen Vogue.



81Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste BBBPersonal CareHygiene Products

Ultra Moisture Cucumber Body Paste
GGG product at the scene of Derek and Hansel's final battle with Paparocto.



82Violet Fashion Magazine BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Violet Fashion Magazine
Magazine.



83Weird BBBMediaMagazines-misc

Weird
Parody of Wired.



84Yuppo BBBApparelClothing Stores

Yuppo
Shoestore in New York City.



85The Z Car BBBVehiclesMotor Vehicles

The Z Car
Derek's car.



86Zoolander: Super Model BBBVideoTV-Sci Fi

Zoolander: Super Model
Derek Zoolander: And finally, but last, the most important computer safety rule of all - don't watch tiny cartoons based on regular sized movies. You have much better things to do with your time.

 

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87The Commonwealth of Derek MapGeographic AreasTerritories

The Commonwealth of Derek
Joke Derek makes, mocking her for making up a country called Chad - a real country.



88SoNoWoNoBoHoMapUrban AreasNeighborhoods

SoNoWoNoBoHo
New York neighborhood, mocking SoHo, where Derek Zoolander lives.

OTHER
89Armpit Extensions OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Armpit Extensions
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



90Bacon Wrapped DatesOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Bacon Wrapped Dates
One of the hors d'oeuvres served at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event where Nani plans to "obesify" Heidi Klum.

91Ball Waxing OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Ball Waxing
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



92Belly Button Removal OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Belly Button Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



93Belly Button Reversal OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Belly Button Reversal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



94Boob Enlargification OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Boob Enlargification
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.



95Boon Un-bigging OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Boon Un-bigging
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester.
Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery?
Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery.
Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.




96Brow De-browing OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Brow De-browing
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.



97Butthole Enhancement OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Butthole Enhancement
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



98Circumcision Removal OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Circumcision Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



99Derek & Hansel OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek & Hansel
Derek & Hansel Derek: What? Did you hack into a mainframe?
Hansel: Are we in the Matrix right now?


 

100Derek and Hansel's android stylist's nam... OtherTriviaName Game

Derek and Hansel's android stylist's name.
Pauly G-IF
Frankie J-PEG
Sidney P-NG




101Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidek... OtherTriviaName Game-Animals

Derek and Hansel's faithful monkey sidekick's name.
Accessory
Adjunct
Appliance




102Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm not just a model. I'm also a superhero. And a model.



103Derek ZoolanderOtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Honestly, what is the point of having a monkey who can't type?

104Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: This is our duty. With great cheekbones comes great responsibility, every schoolchild knows that.



105Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: Some people need plastic surgery... of the brain.



106Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein OtherQuotesQuotes

Derek Zoolander & Maury Ballstein
Derek Zoolander: If you liked the taste of celebrity flesh, where would you go?
Maury Ballstein: A deli that serves sandwiches named after celebrities.




107Dimplantation OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Dimplantation
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek mentions to a young girl: And the best way to be happy with yourself is through plastic surgery. If you start saving your allowance, you could afford a nose job by the time you're 12. Look! And how about a face peel? Tummy tuck? Brow de-browing. Dimplantation. Boob enlargification. Tushy lift. Once you look beautiful, you'll feel beautiful.



108Dimple Extraction OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Dimple Extraction
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester.
Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery?
Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery.
Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.




109Double Choco-smores Bars OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Double Choco-smores Bars
Dessert treat that Nani's father makes for her after her plan to "obesify" Heidi Klum at the No More Tubby Toddlers fundraiser event goes south.



110Dragon OtherLiving ThingsAnimals

Dragon




111Earlobe Extensions OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Earlobe Extensions
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



112Earlobe-ectomy OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Earlobe-ectomy
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



113Equine Botox OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Equine Botox
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



114Eyeball Bleaching OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Eyeball Bleaching
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



115Eyelash Rejuvenation OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Eyelash Rejuvenation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



116Forehead Tucks OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Forehead Tucks
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



117Frankie J-PEGOtherQuotesQuotes

Frankie J-PEG
Frankie J-PEG: Please, no fighting in front of the monkey!

118Hansel OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel
Hansel: Oh, Frankie. If only I had been gay and into robots. But everyone knows I'm bi and into mannequins.



119Hansel & Dr. Botoxo OtherQuotesQuotes

Hansel & Dr. Botoxo
Hansel: Did you have some work done, Dr. Bentex?
Dr. Botoxo: Bentex? He's more wrinkled than ta turtle scrotum. I am Dr. Botoxo!




120Katy Perry OtherQuotesQuotes

Katy Perry
Katy Perry: Katy Perry don't fuck around, bitch!

 

121Kneecap Lifts OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Kneecap Lifts
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



122Maury Ballstein OtherQuotesQuotes

Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: I booked some work to show people that you can still move product. We're gonna turn this thing around like it's a tranny hooker.



123Maury-Hulk OtherQuotesQuotes

Maury-Hulk
Maury-Hulk: Maury-Hulk smash!

 

124Most Best Model OtherRecognitionAwards

Most Best Model
Derek tells Accessory not to break his trophies when they leave him at home alone in the "Mo Monkey, Mo Problems" cartoon.



125Nani & Derek Zoolander OtherQuotesQuotes

Nani & Derek Zoolander
Nani: Don't come any closer, Zoolander, or the President of the Republic of Chad gets it.
Good try, but there is no Republic of Chad. Here's a message from the commonwealth of Derek - Crushed Denim!




126Nipple Reduction OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Nipple Reduction
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



127Nostril Removal OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Nostril Removal
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



128Placenta Implantation OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Placenta Implantation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



129The Star F*@#er OtherQuotesQuotes

The Star F*@#er
The star F*@#er: So I was in the Virgo Cluster with Olivia Wilde. You know Livvy. Yeah, she's great.



130Taint Rejuvenation OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Taint Rejuvenation
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



131Tofu on the Cob OtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Tofu on the Cob
Derek's favorite meal, served with diet water.



132Tushy Drop OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Tushy Drop
Plastic surgery procedure that Derek Zoolander mentions to Leighton Meester.
Derek: You don't think this girl needs plastic surgery?
Leighton: She's clearly already had plastic surgery.
Derek: And now she needs dimple extraction, boob un-bigging and a tushy drop.




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134Untitled OtherThemesShield, The


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135Untitled OtherThemesShield, The


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136Urethra Loosening OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Urethra Loosening
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



137Urethra Tightening OtherMedical ConditionsMedical Procedures

Urethra Tightening
Medical procedure that Derek and Hansel ask plastic surgeon Dr. Bentex about.



138Werewolf Blitzer OtherQuotesQuotes

Werewolf Blitzer
Werewolf Blitzer: Breaking news: I am going to eat you.



139Werewolf Blitzer OtherQuotesQuotes

Werewolf Blitzer
Werewolf Blitzer: You're in the situation room!




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