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| 1 | Area Fifty-Yum  | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Area Fifty-Yum
Erin mentions that Meal Armstrong's, the space themed fast food stand where she works was formerly known as Orion's Melt and Area Fifty-Yum.
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| 2 | Backwoods Inn | BBB | Travel | Inns |
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Backwoods Inn
After agreeing to an open marriage with his wife, Mark takes his date to the restaurant at a hotel.
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| 3 | Epsilon | BBB | Vehicles | Spacecrafts |
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Epsilon
Space Force's new spacecraft.
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| 4 | Meal Armstrong's | BBB | Dining | Snack Bars |
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Meal Armstrong's
Moon landing themed fast food. "One small snack for a man, one large soda for mankind."
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| 5 | Mission X-12 | BBB | Vehicles | Spacecrafts |
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Mission X-12
Top secret U.S. satellite carrying assault rifles, so that the Manchester Arms Company can advertise the R-9 as the official Space Force gun for committing mass shootings on the moon. Or hunting.
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| 6 | Orion's Melt | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Orion's Melt
Erin mentions that Meal Armstrong's, the space themed fast food stand where she works was formerly known as Orion's Melt and Area Fifty-Yum.
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| 7 | Pegasus Fin System | BBB | Travel | Transportation Technology |
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Pegasus Fin System
Space Force technology detected on a rocket from India, making Space Force think there is a spy in their midst.
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| 8 | R-9 | BBB | Weapons | Guns |
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R-9
Assault rifle made by the Manchester Arms Company, "The official Space Force gun for committing mass shootings on the moon. Or hunting."
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| 9 | Rocket Pie | BBB | Food | Baked Goods |
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Rocket Pie
Sweet treat sold at the Four Deuces gas station/convenience store in Wild Horse, Colorado.
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| 10 | Shaking Hands Across the World | BBB | Technology | Communication Devices |
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Shaking Hands Across the World
Virtual hand shaking machine idea that General Naird come sup with, which Dr. Mallory is convinced will only be used for hand jobs.
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| 11 | Shrt | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Shrt
New fashion website. An Edison Jaymes company.
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| 12 | Skinny Fuel | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Skinny Fuel
Rocket fuel. An Edison Jaymes company.
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| 13 | Wild Horse High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Wild Horse High School
High school that Dr. Mallory mentions to General Naird when reviewing then new military exoskeleton options.
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| 14 | XR-11 Exoskeleton  | BBB | Apparel | Body Armor |
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XR-11 Exoskeleton
Also known as Iron Man pants.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 15 | Abortionville, Blue State | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Abortionville, Blue State
Joke Erin makes about where she's from when she meets Duncan Tabner.
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| 16 | Fornax Zeta J160540 | Map | Outer Space | Stars |
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Fornax Zeta J160540
Star that the Space Force guys register for POTUS for his birthday on starregistry.com. Hyper giant that has tremendous luminosities.
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| 17 | The Plains of Mallory | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
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The Plains of Mallory
Moon location where Space Force lands.
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| OTHER |
| 18 | Captain Angela Ali | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Angela Ali
Captain Angela Ali: That's the Pickering building. Sometimes I take my lunch over there and watch them build rocket engines. And that is where Dr. Banner works with the gamma rays. Oh, and that's where we store the Vibranium we stole from Wakanda.
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| 19 | Chief of Naval Operations | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chief of Naval Operations
Chief of Naval Operations: Acknowledge my gender again and I will fuck you in the ass.
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| 20 | Dr. Chan Kaifang | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Chan Kaifang
Dr. Chan Kaifang: In the field, each one of you will be wearing an exoskeleton. Iron man pants.
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| 21 | Drinking Bird Syndrome | Other | Medical Conditions | Syndromes |
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Drinking Bird Syndrome
Excuse/Joke General Mark Naird makes at the congressional hearing when a senator comments on Dr. Adrian Mallory's nodding of his head.
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| 22 | Duncan Tabner & Erin Naird | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Duncan Tabner & Erin Naird
Duncan Tabner: Duncan Tabner, Sweetwater, Alabama.
Erin Naird: Erin Naird, Abortionville, Blue State.
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| 23 | Edison Jaymes | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Edison Jaymes
Edison Jaymes: Why does my car smell like baby vomit?
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| 24 | F. Tony Scarapiducci | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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F. Tony Scarapiducci
F. Tony Scarapiducci: Do you need a picture? "Cause I can Photoshop it. That's not a problem. You want them on the Enterprise? I'll do it. Fine. You want me to give this guy pointy ears? Can you imagine how funny that would be?
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| 25 | F. Tony Scarapiducci & General Mark Nair... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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F. Tony Scarapiducci & General Mark Naird
F. Tony Scarapiducci: I have your daily tweet ready for you to review, and I think you're going to eat it up. Go. Yum-yum.
General Mark Naird: I don't get it.
F. Tony Scarapiducci: Any of it? Okay. All right. I mean, you know there's a new Star Wars out?
General Mark Naird: Yes.
F. Tony Scarapiducci: And Wendy's has a new hamburger that they're serving rare, so...
General Mark Naird: So what I am saying is that if I had a lightsaber, I would be able to cook this hamburger better.
F. Tony Scarapiducci: There you go. It took a while, but you got it.
General Mark Naird: How is this relevant to the mission?
F. Tony Scarapiducci: That is culturally relevant.
General Mark Naird: I don't see how being snarky about a fast food hamburger is culturally anything.
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| 26 | General Mark Naird & Dr. Adrian Mallory | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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General Mark Naird & Dr. Adrian Mallory
General Mark Naird: I wish we had a tractor beam like in Star Trek.
Dr. Adrian Mallory: Well, we don't have
General Mark Naird: I know that.
Dr. Adrian Mallory: 'Cause they don't exist.
General Mark Naird: Yes, yes, yes.
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| 27 | General Mark Naird & Dr. Mallory | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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General Mark Naird & Dr. Mallory
General Mark Naird: So the game of mental chess has begun.
Dr. Mallory: Hungry Hungry Hippos at best.
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| 28 | Pattern  | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 29 | Reporter & General Mark Naird | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Reporter & General Mark Naird
Reporter: And the Epsilon is the new spacecraft fighter, right?
General Mark Naird: That is correct.
Reporter: What kind of armament will it have on board? Laser cannon? Pulse weapon?
General Mark Naird: I believe those are from Star Wars.
Reporter: Yep.
General Mark Naird: But if I had a laser cannon, I would probably use it to cook a Wendy's hamburger.
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