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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Ass Blaster Eggs  | BBB | Food | Candy |
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Ass Blaster Eggs
Candy product sold in Walter Chang's Market.
 
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| 2 | Big Dan's Ice Cream | BBB | Food | Ice Cream |
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Big Dan's Ice Cream
Ice cream product sold at Chang's Market, nod to director Don Michael Paul.
 
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| 3 | Boite Canyon Arctic Research Station | BBB | Research Institutes | Institutes |
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Boite Canyon Arctic Research Station
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| 4 | Burt Gummer's Survival Kit | BBB | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Burt Gummer's Survival Kit
Product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 5 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Aloe Ointment | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Aloe Ointment
Medicine product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 6 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Baseball Cap | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Baseball Cap
Clothing product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 7 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Bear Soup | BBB | Food | Soup |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Bear Soup
Soup product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 8 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Camo Face Protect... | BBB | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Camo Face Protection
Product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 9 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Desert Cat Soup | BBB | Food | Soup |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Desert Cat Soup
Soup product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 10 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Fire Starter Kit | BBB | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Fire Starter Kit
Camping product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 11 | Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Insect Repellant | BBB | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Burt's Bulls-Eye Brand Insect Repellant
Product sold at Chang's Market.
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| 12 | Girls with Glocks | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Girls with Glocks
Magazine for sale in Walter Chang's Market.
 
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| 13 | Guinness Book of Balls | BBB | Literature | Books-Reference |
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Guinness Book of Balls
Joke Burt makes trying to psyche up one of the scared research assistants: "Repeat after me - my balls are in the Guinness Book of Balls!"
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| 14 | Perfection High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Perfection High School
Local high school mentioned on bulletin board poster at Chang's Market.
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| 15 | Perfection, Nevada Gun Club | BBB | Education | Classes |
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Perfection, Nevada Gun Club
Firearm training classes advertised on bulletin board poster at Chang's Market.
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| 16 | The Survivalist with Burt Gummer [class]... | BBB | Education | Classes |
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The Survivalist with Burt Gummer [class]
Survival classes by Burt Gummer advertised on bulletin board poster at Chang's Market.
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| 17 | The Survivalist with Burt Gummer [video]... | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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The Survivalist with Burt Gummer [video]
Instructional video series sold at Chang's Market.
 
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| 18 | Walter Chang's Market | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Walter Chang's Market
Now under the management of Burt Gummer.
 
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| 19 | Yoga in Perfection | BBB | Education | Classes |
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Yoga in Perfection
Beginners yoga workshop advertised on bulletin board poster at Chang's Market.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 20 | Ain't Never Been | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Ain't Never Been
Mac: Welcome to the Great White North, eh!
Travis: Otherwise known as Nowheresville.
Mac: You're about 1,000 miles north of there. You're somewhere between Ain't-Never-Been and Don't-Wanna-Go.
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| 21 | Don't Wanna Go | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Don't Wanna Go
Mac: Welcome to the Great White North, eh!
Travis: Otherwise known as Nowheresville.
Mac: You're about 1,000 miles north of there. You're somewhere between Ain't-Never-Been and Don't-Wanna-Go.
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| 22 | Main Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Main Street
Road in Perfection mentioned on bulletin board poster at Chang's Market.
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| 23 | Meltwater Hot Springs | Map | Water | Bodies of Water |
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Meltwater Hot Springs
Hot spring where a Graboid kills a DARPA scientist.
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| 24 | Nowheresville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Nowheresville
Mac: Welcome to the Great White North, eh!
Travis: Otherwise known as Nowheresville.
Mac: You're about 1,000 miles north of there. You're somewhere between Ain't-Never-Been and Don't-Wanna-Go.
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| 25 | Perfection | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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Perfection
Small town in Nevada. Home of the original Graboid infestation, and legendary Graboid hunter Burt Gummer.
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| OTHER |
| 26 | Ass Blaster | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Ass Blaster
Also known as Mexicana Combustus. Morphological subspecies of the Graboid.
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| 27 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Listen to me, Doc. Take a couple of tablespoons of cement and harden the hell up, huh?
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| 28 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: No bad seed shall go unpunished!
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| 29 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Don't question my orders! Now, you take out that disco stick, and let it dance!
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| 30 | Burt Gummer | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Okay, everyone, buckle your chinstraps and pack a meat sandwich! We are under attack.
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| 31 | Burt Gummer & Dr. Charles Freezze | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer & Dr. Charles Freezze
Burt Gummer: Doc! Grow a spine, huh? Look at me. I have balls of steel. Say it!
Dr. Charles Freezze: I have balls of steel.
Burt Gummer: My balls are stainless steel!
Dr. Charles Freezze: My balls are stainless steel!
Burt Gummer: My balls are in the Guinness Book of Balls!
Dr. Charles Freezze: My balls are in the Guinness Book of Balls!
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| 32 | Burt Gummer & Travis | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Burt Gummer & Travis
Burt Gummer: Come on, this sounds like a bunch of sassafras!
Travis: It does sound sassafrassy!
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| 33 | Graboid | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Graboid
Subterranean worm-like predator unlike any other life form cataloged in Earth's genetic or fossil record. When fully grown, a Graboid can reach up to 10 meters in length and weigh up to 20 tons. Their semi-rigid internal structure is covered by a leathery carapace. They're daytime hunters and have no eyes, but what's most fascinating to me about their predatory acuity is that it's based on vibration. They have a massive black armored beak and two hooked mandibles, one on either side of their jaw. The species is Precambrian and have long and powerful snake-like tentacles, which can reach three meters to ensnare their prey.
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| 34 | Mac | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac
Mac: Gravity never loses! The best we can hope for is a draw!
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| 35 | Mac & Travis | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Mac & Travis
Mac: Welcome to the Great White North, eh!
Travis: Otherwise known as Nowheresville.
Mac: You're about 1,000 miles north of there. You're somewhere between Ain't-Never-Been and Don't-Wanna-Go.
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| 36 | Untitled | Other | Themes | 3-D |
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