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1Air Bizarre BBBTravelAirlines

Air Bizarre
Airline: You can get a combination one way round trip ticket - Leave any Monday they bring you back the previous Friday. That way you still have the weekend.



2Calcium Anthropology BBBEducationAcademic Fields

Calcium Anthropology
The study of milkmen.



3Two Blindfolded Dental Hygienists Trying... BBBArtsPaintings

Two Blindfolded Dental Hygienists Trying to Make a Circle on an Etch a Sketch
Painting by Salvador Dali Steven that mentions.



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4Steven Wright OtherQuotesQuotes

Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I was reading the dictionary the other day. I thought it was a poem about everything.



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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: We had a quicksand box in our backyard. I was an only child. Eventually.



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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I took a lie detector test the other day. No I didn't.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: I didn't sleep well. I made several mistakes.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.



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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


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