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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | 10 News   | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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10 News
News microphone at the Digivation Industries press conference.
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| 2 | 15 KCRP | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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15 KCRP
News microphone at the Digivation Industries press conference.
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| 3 | 8 KLAE | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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8 KLAE
News microphone at the Digivation Industries press conference.
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| 4 | All City Ambulance Service | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Services |
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All City Ambulance Service
Ambulance service that delivers Veridian security guard Ryan's wife's baby.
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| 5 | Avalon | BBB | Food | Candy Bars |
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Avalon
Candy bar product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 6 | Cheese Sciences | BBB | Education | Academic Fields |
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Cheese Sciences
Subject that Linda mentions: Cool. That's not sex but it beats getting knocked to the floor so hard, you want to go back to Wisconsin and get your master's in cheese sciences.
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| 7 | Cheeseburger Helmet | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Cheeseburger Helmet
Veridian pulled the plug on its Cheeseburger Helmet project after it fed one of the test subjects to death.
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| 8 | Cheesy Curls | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Cheesy Curls
Single serving bags visible in Veridian Dynamics vending machine.
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| 9 | Cherry Fruit Pie | BBB | Food | Baked Goods |
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Cherry Fruit Pie
Generic individually wrapped product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 10 | Corpse-eating Battlefield Robot | BBB | Technology | Robot Models |
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Corpse-eating Battlefield Robot
Robot that Veronica reminds Lem about when he waves his hands during a new product presentation: Has waving your hands ever sold me on anything? Remember Corpse eating battlefield robot?
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| 11 | CZN News | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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CZN News
News microphone at the Digivation Industries press conference.
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| 12 | Digivation Industries | BBB | Companies | Industries |
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Digivation Industries
One of main rivals, whose CEO is Veronica's father.
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| 13 | Douche-mobile | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Douche-mobile
Joke Linda makes insulting Ted: Ryan the security guard quit his job because you're a giant douche-mobile. That's right, you're a douche on wheels, or perhaps a decorative sculpture hanging above a baby douche's crib.
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| 14 | Dr. Rosenbaum | BBB | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Rosenbaum
Physician that Veronica brings with her to confirm that her father is in fact dying, whom she calls Dr. Something-berg and Dr. Rosenberg.
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| 15 | Dream Glider | BBB | Toys | Toys-misc |
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Dream Glider
Ted's team's latest project - an anti-gravity vest for children. Other name suggestions included the Floater and the Astro-nut.
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| 16 | Edible Moss | BBB | Food | Food-misc |
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Edible Moss
Product that Lem and Phil are working on for NASA.
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| 17 | Ethics in Testing | BBB | Literature | Books-Sociology |
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Ethics in Testing
Book by Harry E. Wilson. Ted offers Wiliam a signed first edition for a favor.
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| 18 | Eugene Debs Elementary School | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
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Eugene Debs Elementary School
Ted's daughter Rose's elementary school.
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| 19 | Extra Fun Mac and Cheese | BBB | Food | Pasta |
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Extra Fun Mac and Cheese
Food product created by Veridian Dynamics.
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| 20 | Fantasy Links | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Fantasy Links
Miniature golf course where an executive invites Ted and his daughter to join him and his daughter.
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| 21 | Fat Free Cinnamon Roll | BBB | Food | Baked Goods |
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Fat Free Cinnamon Roll
Veridian product that Linda mentions when Veronica suggests that the new children's hover vest (the Dream Glider) may have military applications: Can't we develop one product that doesn't end up being used to kill people? Even out Fat Free Cinnamon Roll led to that new Sticky Bomb.
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| 22 | The Focus Master | BBB | Home Furnishing | Furniture |
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The Focus Master
New office chair from Meridian Dynamics.
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| 23 | Friend Ship | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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Friend Ship
Joke Lem makes when Linda agrees to accept money from Lem and Phil to get her car fixed: Then it's time to lower the gangplank and and welcome you aboard the Friend Ship.
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| 24 | Frosty Scoop | BBB | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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Frosty Scoop
Ice cream parlor that Linda mentions to Ted when she's mad at him: This is the Frosty Scoop all over again, and you're Derrick Spooner, the night manager, you mullet-wearing moonwalking bastard!
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| 25 | Hover Shoes | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Hover Shoes
Product developed at Veridian Dynamics.
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| 26 | Humdinger | BBB | Food | Candy Bars |
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Humdinger
Candy bar product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 27 | Johnny | BBB | Technology | A.I. |
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Johnny
Dr. Bamba's biocomputer, a half machine, half living organism that leaks an acid-like goo, or ass-goo.
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| 28 | KPGB 6 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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KPGB 6
News microphone at the Digivation Industries press conference.
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| 29 | Lem's Snappy Answers to Theoretical Phys... | BBB | Media | Newspaper Columns |
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Lem's Snappy Answers to Theoretical Physics Questions
Humorous column that Lem wrote for his college newspaper.
 
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| 30 | Let's Potato Chips | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Let's Potato Chips
Multiple flavors of single serving bags visible in Veridian Dynamics vending machine.
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| 31 | McTaggert's | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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McTaggert's
Bar that Ted mentions, inviting Phil and Lem to join him for a beer.
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| 32 | Medieval Fight Club | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Medieval Fight Club
Ted accompanies Phil and Lem to Medieval Fight Club in the building's basement.
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| 33 | Mordor the Unforgiving | BBB | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Mordor the Unforgiving
Veronica's Las Vegas magician boyfriend.
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| 34 | Omni Lab Supplies | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Omni Lab Supplies
Company that sells Veridian their lab supplies. Ted asks the owner Lou to give Ted's brother a job.
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| 35 | Parker Farms | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Parker Farms
Grocery store where Ted buys creamer.
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| 36 | Pink's | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Pink's
Restaurant that Ted mentions, asking Danielle out for chili dogs.
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| 37 | Plove | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products |
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Plove
When Ted rejects Lem and Phil's unbreakable plate due to the weight and its potential to catch fire, they suggest converting it to a plove, a plate that is also a stove.
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| 38 | Protein Bar | BBB | Food | Snack Food |
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Protein Bar
Generic protein bar product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 39 | Purification Straw | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Products |
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Purification Straw
Veridian product - any water you drink through it, no matter how polluted, becomes safe for consumption.
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| 40 | Salted Peanuts | BBB | Food | Nuts |
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Salted Peanuts
Generic peanut product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 41 | The Sarcasm Store | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
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The Sarcasm Store
Joke Lem makes when Dr. Bhamba informs him that he and Lem's mother have hit a rough patch in their affair: Oh no, what do I do with that World's Greatest Stepdad coffee mug I got for you? Guess I'll have to take it back to the Sarcasm Store.
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| 42 | Shock Candy | BBB | Food | Candy |
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Shock Candy
Candy product in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 43 | Skyhammer Missile System | BBB | Weapons | Explosives |
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Skyhammer Missile System
Veridian's ultimate stealth weapon featuring their patented Hush-a-Boom technology. Hush-a-Boom: When your army wants to get in and out without waking the neighbors.
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| 44 | Solar Paint | BBB | Products | Hardware |
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Solar Paint
Veridian product that absorbs the sun's energy, cutting heating costs.
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| 45 | Soldier-tracking G.P.S. Underwear | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Soldier-tracking G.P.S. Underwear
New product Phil and Lem test.
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| 46 | Super Bagel | BBB | Food | Baked Goods |
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Super Bagel
Food product that Linda gets Lem and Phil to invent for her to use to play her new Linda Bagel game.
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| 47 | Super-fast Spy Pigeon | BBB | Technology | Spy Gadgets |
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Super-fast Spy Pigeon
Veridian project.
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| 48 | Swiss Museum of Miniatures | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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Swiss Museum of Miniatures
Insult Phil uses after management sends out a memo requiring employees to insult each other: You breasts should be on display Swiss Museum of Miniatures.
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| 49 | Ted! | BBB | Video | TV-Talk Shows |
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Ted!
Joke Ted makes: Fine. I am going to be so emotionally honest I could have my own daytime talk show. "Ted!", with an exclamation point. No band, no cooking segments, just me and the topic wheel. And, yes, I have thought about this before.
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| 50 | Ted's Awesome Lightbulb Company | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Ted's Awesome Lightbulb Company
Joke Ted makes about Veridian changing its name after his new long-lasting lightbulb project saves the world.
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| 51 | Time-Wasters Hall of Fame | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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Time-Wasters Hall of Fame
Joke Ted makes to Linda when she refuses to let Veronica win at her Linda Bagel game: Why don't you just let her win? What are you afraid of, if you throw a game, it's gonna keep you out of them Time-Wasters Hall of Fame?
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| 52 | The Towels Miser | BBB | Home Furnishing | Appliances |
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The Towels Miser
New hand dryer machines installed in the Veridian Dynamics employee restrooms.
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| 53 | Underpants Remote Control | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Underpants Remote Control
Veridian project - mentioned.
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| 54 | University of Aruba | BBB | Education | Universities |
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University of Aruba
After ten years, Phil finally admits that he lied about attending M.I.T. He actually attended the University of Aruba, home of the Syphilitic Conquistadors. Where knowledge is king and clothing is optional.
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| 55 | Veridian 7-Year Battery | BBB | Technology | Power Supplies |
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Veridian 7-Year Battery
Product developed at Veridian Dynamics.
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| 56 | Veridian Belt Buckle | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Veridian Belt Buckle
Veridian branded clothing product.
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| 57 | Veridian Dynamics | BBB | Companies | Technology Companies |
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Veridian Dynamics
Company where Ted works.
 
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| 58 | Veridian Dynamics Daycare | BBB | Youth Services | Childcare Services |
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Veridian Dynamics Daycare
Daycare service. Also known as "The Hive". Ted's daughter attends in multiple episodes.
 
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| 59 | Veridian Dynamics Long-Lasting Lightbulb | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Veridian Dynamics Long-Lasting Lightbulb
Ted's latest project, which gets shut down when Linda comes up with her Scented Lightbulb idea.
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| 60 | Veridian Dynamics News | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Veridian Dynamics News
Official employee newspaper at Veridian Dynamics.
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| 61 | Veridian Dynamics Scented Lightbulb | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Veridian Dynamics Scented Lightbulb
Linda's idea for a new product that doesn't quite work out.
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| 62 | Veridian Lie Detector | BBB | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Veridian Lie Detector
Black box that analyzes speech sounds waves to detect distortions in voices created by the stress of lying.
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| 63 | Veridian Meal Ready to Eat | BBB | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Veridian Meal Ready to Eat
Military food product project that Ted oversees, which sees an increase in scope, so much so that Ted ends up going that MRE now stands for Meal Really Enormous.
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| 64 | Veridian Sleep System | BBB | Home Furnishing | Appliances |
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Veridian Sleep System
Veridian's cure for sleeplessness - a box containing a transmitter which will induce the human brain to emit alpha waves, gently lulling it into a restful sleep.
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| 65 | Veridian Sweatshirt | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Veridian Sweatshirt
Veridian branded clothing product.
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| 66 | Veridian Translator | BBB | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Veridian Translator
Device that translates languages in real time, using Phil's voice. Ted and his new German girlfriend use, but Ted finds it hard to concentrate during sex hearing her speaking in Phil's voice.
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| 67 | The Voice of God | BBB | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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The Voice of God
Phil and Lem's latest project involving hypersonic sound (H.S.S.), which projects a narrow beam of sound which can only be heard by a specifically targeted person. Just don't set it too high. At full power, the sound wave is so intense, it can cause vomiting.
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| 68 | Whizzers | BBB | Food | Candy Bars |
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Whizzers
Candy product inspired by Twizzlers in the employee vending machine at Veridian.
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| 69 | Who Cares What People Think Cafe | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Who Cares What People Think Cafe
Joke Linda makes about where she's going to meet her ex for lunch: I gotta go. I gotta go meet Don at the 6:55 Who Cares What People Think Cafe, where if someone sees something that they want, they just have it, and it's the best thing they've ever had. Because that meal's been practicing yoga for seven years. In case you missed it, by "that meal", I mean me. I'm bad at metaphors, but I'm great at sex.
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| 70 | Zell Industries | BBB | Companies | Industries |
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Zell Industries
Veridian rival company in Seattle that Veronica mentions that's developing a missile system very similar to Veridian's Skyhammer Missile System.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 71 | May 5, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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May 5, 2008
Linda sends Ted an email informing him of a dangerous side effect of the company's new perfume which may attract hornets. Also, Ted and Veronica have sex.
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| 72 | June 1, 2008 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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June 1, 2008
Actually May 35, from joke Veronica makes when Ted tells her he's looking for the email that Linda said she sent on May 5: May 5, May 35, what's the difference? Ted eventually figures out that Linda did in fact send the email on May 5, which arrived while he and Veronica were having sex, which was captured on film.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 73 | Tiny Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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Tiny Town
Lem mentions needing to attend the model train club, where he had the opportunity to become the first black mayor of Tiny Town.
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| OTHER |
| 74 | Back-stair Spider | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Back-stair Spider
Spiders the guys in the lab are working with that Phil mentions: If you had been bitten by one of the back-stair spiders, you'd be flopping on the floor, deep in the throes of spider madness.
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| 75 | Decommissioned chemical spill technician... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Decommissioned chemical spill technician robot's name.
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| 76 | Fire Flowers | Other | Living Things | Flowers |
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Fire Flowers
Lem and Phil invent fire flowers when injecting bioluminescence cells from fireflies into the flowers in Linda's rooftop garden.
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| 77 | Fire Squirrel | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Fire Squirrel
Hybrid animal unintentionally created when Lem and Phil inject bioluminescence cells from fireflies into the flowers in Linda's rooftop garden.
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| 78 | General McMillan  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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General McMillan
General McMillan: That's interesting... but coming from that mouth, everything's interesting.
 
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| 79 | Lem | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lem
Lem (admiring the beauty of super bagels): Using them for wickedness would be like beating a unicorn to death with a bag of rainbows.
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| 80 | Linda | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: Can't we develop one product that doesn't end up being used to kill people? Even out Fat Free Cinnamon Roll led to that new Sticky Bomb.
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| 81 | Linda | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: I will tear off your head and tinkle in your skull! I'm just kidding.
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| 82 | Linda | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda
Linda: This is the Frosty Scoop all over again, and you're Derek Spooner, the night manager, you mullet-wearing moonwalking bastard!
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| 83 | Linda & Ted | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Linda & Ted
Linda: I can't believe the company's treating you like this. Doesn't it make you want to scream, or put your fist through a wall, or rub your junk on the CEO's chair?
Ted: Yes, yes, and I only use my junk for good, not evil. With great junk comes great responsibility.
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| 84 | Linda's fish's name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Linda's fish's name.
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| 85 | Mad Scientists | Other | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Mad Scientists
Lem: Ted, we are not mad scientists, regardless of what our bowling shirts might say.
Ted: Guys, when I ask you to do something, I expect you to do it.
Phil: Apparently, we're standing our ground.
Ted: Fine. Then I'm going to get you bowling shirts that say "Boss Disappointing Protocol Loving Un-legendary Scientists".
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| 86 | Octochicken | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Octochicken
Chicken spider hybrid creature created by Veridian Dynamics.
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| 87 | Phil | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Phil
Phil: I wish there was a third gender. Something with boobs that's incapable of judgment.
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| 88 | Relaxxxacon | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Relaxxxacon
Relaxation technology convention. The world's largest gathering of relaxation technology. 72 hours of nonstop, in-your-face, cutting-edge relaxation. The extra "x" is for more "z's".
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| 89 | Rhodesian Wet Moss | Other | Living Things | Plants |
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Rhodesian Wet Moss
Joke Phil makes about Lem's mother Stella Clifton: She's so inconsiderate. She's like Rhodesian Wet Moss. That stuff doesn't give a damn who it hurts.
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| 90 | Sheila & Linda | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sheila & Linda
Sheila: Linda, why are you sitting over here? All of us cat people have our own table.
Linda: I don't know, I thought I'd mix it up a little, see what the other groups are up to, check out the final frontier. So, I heard Pluto's not a planet anymore. How do we feel about that, fellas?
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| 91 | Snooze-a-palooza | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Snooze-a-palooza
Relaxation technology convention that Ted mentions: Veronica, we need to get back to a normal work schedule, even if that means we don't make the Relaxxxacon deadline. We can introduce our sleep system next month make at the Snooze-a-palooza or in July at the Texas Pillow and Gun Show.
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| 92 | Spider Madness | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Spider Madness
Scary condition that Phil mentions: If you had been bitten by one of the back-stair spiders, you'd be flopping on the floor, deep in the throes of spider madness.
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| 93 | Syphilitic Conquistadors | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Syphilitic Conquistadors
After ten years, Phil finally admits that he lied about attending M.I.T. He actually attended the University of Aruba, home of the Syphilitic Conquistadors. Where knowledge is king and clothing is optional.
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| 94 | Ted | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted
Ted: Veronica, be gentle, remember? Less Hulk, more Bruce Banner.
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| 95 | Ted & Danielle | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Danielle
Ted: I love you... tah.
Danielle: You love Utah?
Ted: Very much.
Danielle: Why would you say you love Utah at this particular moment?
Ted: It's... it's just, uh, Utah, it's a very spiritual place for me. I go there in my head sometimes during special moments...
Sex, birth of my child. I've even yelled it at ball games.
 
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| 96 | Ted & Translator Device | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Translator Device
Ted: Greta, wait, can we talk?
Translator Device (in Klingon): Greta, wait, can we talk?
Ted: Damn it, I told them not to put Klingon on this thing.
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| 97 | Ted & Veronica | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Veronica
Ted: We work well together. Like Batman and...
Veronica: I'm Batman.
Ted: It was my idea...
Veronica: I'm Batman. And Robin.
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| 98 | Ted's middle name. | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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Ted's middle name.
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Margaret |
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Loretta |
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Houlihan |
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| 99 | Texas Pillow and Gun Show | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Texas Pillow and Gun Show
Relaxation technology convention that Ted mentions: Veronica, we need to get back to a normal work schedule, even if that means we don't make the Relaxxxacon deadline. We can introduce our sleep system next month make at the Snooze-a-palooza or in July at the Texas Pillow and Gun Show.
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| 100 | Trailblazer of the Year Award | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Trailblazer of the Year Award
Award given to Phil to honor him and convince him not to sue Veridian Dynamics for freezing him.
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| 101 | Unicorn | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Unicorn
Mentioned in multiple episodes.
 
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| 102 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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| 103 | Veronica | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: Linda, listen to yourself. Those are just facts, and facts are just opinions, and opinions can be wrong. The only thing that is never wrong is confidence.
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| 104 | Veronica | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: You can do this. I know you can. Now get in there and run that meeting like a shark driving an assault vehicle through a herd of seals wearing chum-pants.
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| 105 | Veronica | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica
Veronica: Has waving your hands ever sold me on anything? Remember Corpse eating battlefield robot?
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| 106 | Veronica & Linda | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica & Linda
Veronica: Linda, you mentioned you have access to a dwarf - we dress him as a kid.
Linda: First of all, he's 74 years old. And at the risk of you not respecting me, I'm gonna have to say, I'm done. I mean, I'm starting to feel like a Bond villain.
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| 107 | Veronica & Ted | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Veronica & Ted
Veronica: Ted, if there's a morale problem, the company recommends you take the hardest-working employee and fire them. That'll scare the rest of the peasants back into the fields.
Ted: What if instead of scaring people, we single out the hardest working employee and reward them with something fun? Less Stephen king, more Stephen... the clown. I couldn'think of a fun Stephen.
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| 108 | Ya-ha | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Ya-ha
Linda: I walked into the supply closet and he was in there with Ashley from Accounting, and they were not looking for supplies. Unless she uses her ya-ha to store office supplies, and he uses his yang-doodle to look for things. That's what my mom calls it.
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| 109 | Yang-doodle | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Yang-doodle
Linda: I walked into the supply closet and he was in there with Ashley from Accounting, and they were not looking for supplies. Unless she uses her ya-ha to store office supplies, and he uses his yang-doodle to look for things. That's what my mom calls it.
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