Fiction Empire

Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective

ABC's Who Cares It's Thursday Lineup
Parody of NBC's Must See TV Thursday night lineup.

Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story

Abe Lincoln: Pet Detective
Movie starring Jim Carrey.

Adolph Hitmaker
Personal Image Consultant.

Air Cuba
Airline.

All-nude Nixon Revue
Show featured at Phillipsland.

Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver

Movies-Documentary

Almost Famous: The Jon Lovitz Story
Movie about Jon Lovitz.

Apocalypse Wow
New musical by Francis Ford Coppola.

Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver
Movie starring Dudley Moore, sequel to Arthur.

The Bad News Mets
Movie starring Tony Curtis.

Badger Blaster

Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture

Maintenance

Pest Control Products

Badger Blaster
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

Bag Boys N the Hood
Movie featuring kickboxing grocery store bag boys.

The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour

Barney The Dinosaur: The Motion Picture
Movie starring Marlon Brando as Barney.

Batman 3
Movie, Batman sequel.

Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half...

The Benedictine Monk Variety Hour
TV show beating Jay in the ratings.

Bernie Wasserman
Talent Agent & Bail Bonds: "Either way we get 10%"

Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure

Movies-Crime

Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half 2
Tonight, Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry in Beverly Hills Robo-canine Cop-and-a-Half 2.

Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead

Bill & Achmed's Excellent Adventure
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

Black Men Can't Bowl
Movie.

Bloat Beer
Beer product seen in various episodes.

Blotto Bros. Wine
Wine commercial starring Orson Welles.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company

Bob and Carol and Beavis and Butthead
Movie.

Bob's Kebabs
Restaurant in New York.

The Bodyguard 2
New movie starring Kevin Costner and the Three Tenors.

Brown Acres
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

Restaurants-Seafood

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company
Forrest Gump's restaurant mentioned in the sequel to Forrest Gump called Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder.

Camp Mahasapateeya
Fat camp for adults and kids.

Carlton Intercontinental

Lodging-misc

Carlton Intercontinental
Fancy hotel.

Celebrity Autopsy
TV show hosted by William Shatner.

Celebrity Inquirer
Celebrity news magazine from various episodes.

Channel 67
TV station that airs Jay's show.

The Cheer Up Marty Store

Children of a Lesser Godzilla

Retail

Gift Shops

The Cheer Up Marty Store
Store at the mall that doesn't open until June 1997.

Chicken
Film starring Jack Nicholson as a were-chicken. Parody of Wolf. "Cock-a-doodle do baby."

Chicken Hut
Fast food chicken place.

The Chicken Shack
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman

Children of a Lesser Godzilla
Movie.

Club Manhole
Nightclub.

The Cockroach King
Disney movie starring Howard Stern.

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab...

Coming Attractions with Jay Sherman
Jay's TV show.

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jab...

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Little Knothead
New version of Jay's TV show.

Coming Attractions with Rex Reed

Coming Attractions with Kareem Abdul Jabar and Mr. Knothead
Film review program.

Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House

Coming Attractions with Rex Reed
New name of Jay's show after he quits protesting being forced to advertise chewing tobacco.

The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman St...

TV-Police

Cops Go to Shannen Doherty's House
TV show.

Couch Potato Chips
Potato chip brand.

The Cowering Inferno: The Jay Sherman Story
Fox original TV movie.

Crapple
Snapple's unsuccessful competitor.

Crocodile Gandhi
Movie starring Jay's Australian friend - Crocodile Dundee meets Gandhi.

Crocodile Ghandi Part II

D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial

Crocodile Ghandi Part II
Movie mashing up Crocodile Dundee and Ghandi, starring Jay's Austraiian friend Jeremy. Jeremy: Jay, sequels allow you to be creative. Why, in crocodile Gandhi: Part II, they allowed me to do my kirk Douglas impression... "The past is over. Now I'm gonna fill your bellies with lead."

Cryogenics Institute
"Home of the corpuscle"

Cyrus Tompkins
A singer and Alice Tompkins' ex-husband.

Days of Beer and Chundering

D.T. the Drunken Terrestrial
Movie. Parody of E.T. The Extra Terrestrial.

Daily News
Newspaper, from various episodes.

Darkness Before Dawn
Jay's screenplay.

Delightful Children's Books

TV-Specials

Days of Beer and Chundering
After school special starring Jay's Australian friend.

The Death Mobile
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's car.

Death of a Salesman
Stage production starring the cast of Seinfeld.

Dennis the Menace II Society

Publishing Companies

Delightful Children's Books
Publishing company. "A division of Scumco"

Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways...

Dennis the Menace II Society
Movie.

The Dirty Dozen
Remake of the original movie, this time starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis.

The Dirty Immigrant
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

Disco Inferno
Dance club from the movie Pope Fiction.

Books-Reference

Don't Tinkle in the Ocean and Other Ways to Save the Planet
Book.

Dr. Goldfarb
Plastic surgeon.

Dr. Krekorian
Suicide Doctor and parody of Jack Kevorkian.

Dr. Martin Harvey
Jay's Psychiatrist that he takes his son Marty to see. "We put the pro in Prozac"

Dr. No Means No
Movie - sequel to On His or Her Majesty's Secret Service, a politically correct version of James Bond.

Dr. Strangelovitz
Movie starring Jon Lovitz.

The Drink 'n' Drive Inn

Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute

Inns

The Drink 'n' Drive Inn
Location of Jay's party that no one shows up to.

The Dryer Channel
What's winning Jay's time slot - it's a clothes dryer going around and around and around.

Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents

Research Institutes

Institutes

Duke Phillips Agricultural Institute
"We use nuclear technology to grow fresher tomatoes, bigger carrots and potatoes that play the bagpipes"

Museum Halls

Duke Phillips' Hall of Presidents
Museum featured at Phillipsland.

Duke Phillips' Hospital

Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waff...

Healthcare

Hospitals

Duke Phillips' Hospital
Hospital owned by Duke Phillips. "All hail Duke. Duke is Life."

Duke Phillips' Pre-school

Fast Food-Chicken

Duke Phillips' House of Chicken and Waffles
Chicken-themed fast food restaurant.

Duke Phillips' Pre-school
Pre-school "Built on a Dare"

Edward Plungerhands
Latest Tim Burton movie.

El Toupee
Toupee store Jay visits in L.A.

Electric Football
A Ken Burns documentary about an electrical football game.

English for Cabdrivers

Escape from the Big Apple

English for Cabdrivers
Low rated early morning cable TV show Jay takes over after he gets fired from his show.

Every Which Way But Lucid

Media

Video Games

Escape from the Big Apple
Arcade game Jay plays with his son.

Every Which Way But Lucid
Movie starring Clint Eastwood.

Family Affair: The Motion Picture

F
Movie - The story of Malcolm Forbes, a Spike Lee film. Parody of X.

Family Affair: The Motion Picture
Film starring Marlon Brando as Mr. French.

Family Feud: The Movie

Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys

Family Feud: The Movie
Movie.

FAO Snorts
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked

Apparel

Clothing Stores

Fat City for Morbidly Obese Men and Boys
Clothing store Jay takes his son Morty to in order to change their images.

Books-Children

The Fat Little Pig Gets Smoked
Childrens book by Jay's mother.

The Fat Little Pig
Children's book about Jay by Jay's mother Eleanor Sherman.

A Few Good Monsters
Sequel to Interview with the Vampire.

A Few More Good Men
Sequel to A Few Good Men, starring Jack Nicholson, Christian Slater.

Field of Dreams 2
Sequel to Field of Dreams.

The First Action Hero

Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig

The First Action Hero
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder

Technology

Electronics

Fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig
One of Jay's father's inventions. Jay: "What's that thing?" Jay's Father, Franklin: "It's the first fish-mo-baby-whirl-a-ma-gig. It'll be bigger than the badger-blaster!"

Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up

Forrest Gump 2: Gump Harder
Sequel to Forrest Gump starring Tom Hanks.

Fox's Smutty Sunday Line-up
TV show line-up.

Franklin Cigarettes
Jay's parents' tobacco company. "Makers of Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes"

Frau Doubtfire
Movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ghostbusters 3
Sequel to Ghostbuster in which New York City is destroyed by an 80 foot Ed Koch.

Ghostchaser Underpants

Apparel

Underwear

Ghostchaser Underpants
Clothing product based on the Ghostchasers movie franchise the didn't sell very well.

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Ghostchasers
A parody of Ghostbusters.

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Ghostchasers II
The sequel to the parody of Ghostbusters. Jay mentions when he's asked to write Ghostchasers 3: Why would I want to write that? I hated Ghostchasers 1 and 2!

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Ghostchasers III
The sequel to the sequel of the parody of Ghostbusters that Jay is hired to write. "The sequel to the series to a movie that shouldn't have been made in the first place."

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The Godfather Part Hooha

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

The Godfather Part Hooha
Al Pacino's next film. "Jay, I can't stop saying hooha. Please keep that in mind when you review my next film, The Godfather Part Hooha.

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The Golden MSG
A restaurant in Chinatown seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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Goodfellas 2
Sequel to Goodfellas.

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The Gourmet Sinus
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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The Graduate
Stage production of the classic movie starring Jon Lovitz as Mrs. Robinson.

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G'day in the Life of Che Guevara

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Remake of the classic movie starring Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson.

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Guitar World
Store at the mall. "Long haired draft dodger, proprietor"

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The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little ...

G'day in the Life of Che Guevara
Movie.

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Hair in a Can
Hair product Jay's makeup lady Doris uses, from various episodes.

112

The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel

Amusement Rides

The Ham-Hocker Featuring the Fat Little Pig
Amusement park ride.

113

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood

The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel
New Mel Brooks movie inspired by The Hand that Rocks the Cradle.

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Hee-Haw: The Next Generation

The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood
Adam West film.

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The Hassidic Jeweler
A jewelry store seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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The History of Western Meat

Hee-Haw: The Next Generation
TV show, Hee Haw meets Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Herman's Prostate
Canceled TV show, parody of Herman's Head.

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Hey Judo
Martial arts school that Jay takes his son to in order to boost his confidence.

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Hindenburg Airways
Airline Jay's parents take on their vacation.

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Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless

Books-History

The History of Western Meat
Book series. Volume one: Pressed Ham.

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Hold the Mustard Gas
Classic silent comedy from the 20s.

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Home Alone 5
Sequel to Home Alone.

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Honey I Laminated the Kids

Movies-Documentary

Homeless, Hopeless and Hairless
Documentary about Jay Sherman.

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Honey I Laminated the Kids
Family comedy.

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Honey, I Ate the Kids

Honey, I Ate the Kids
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.

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Hospital
Generic hospital where Duke learns he has a fatal disease.

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Howard Stern's End
Parody of Howard's End. Howard Stern buys Howard's End.

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Hug Da Police
Music album by Humphrey Hippo.

129

The Hug-In
Live show at Radio City Music Hall starring Humphrey Hippo.

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Humphrey Hippo
Kids TV show starring a woman in a hippo suit, from various episodes.

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Humphrey Hippo Cereal

In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofi...

Breakfast Cereal

Humphrey Hippo Cereal
Breakfast cereal.

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Hunch
"Get bent today" Andrew Lloyd Webber production of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, sponsored by Toyota: The hatchback fit for a hunchback.

133

Ice Cream
Generic ice cream parlor. "Kids with zits now on duty"

134

In Your Face New York with Tony and Sofia
Another TV show on same network as Jay's show.

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Incontinental Airlines

International House of Couscous

Airlines

Incontinental Airlines
Airline Jay's parents don't take on their vacation. They opt for Hindenburg Airlines instead.

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Indecent Proposal II
Sequel to Indecent Proposal.

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I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice T...

Restaurants-misc

International House of Couscous
Restaurant in Iraq.

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Performing Arts

Albums

I'm Being Unfaithful to My Wife, Alice Tompkins. You Heard Me, Alice Tompkins
Album by Alice Tompkins' ex-husband Cyrus Tompkins.

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Jay Sherman Roach Spray

Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder

Maintenance

Pest Control Products

Jay Sherman Roach Spray
Pest control product - it makes roaches look like Jay Sherman.

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Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors

Technology

Audiovisual Devices

Jay Sherman Video Tape Rewinder
Product Jay's stalker owns Newspaper.

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Jay's Oil
Medicine Jay creates to cure Duke from his fatal disease.

142

JFK: Director's Cut
Kevin Costner's movie, but with 8 hours of additional footage.

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Johnny Stagger
Liquor the penguin flying the Hindenburg Airlines plane drinks.

144

Johnny Wrath
Lead singer of grunge band Nuns in a Blender.

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Kegger Party at Hanging Rock

Jurassic Park 2: Revenge of the Raptors
Movie.

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The Less Than Perfect Storm

Movies-Comedy

Kegger Party at Hanging Rock
Movie.

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Kiss of Death
Film compared to Basic Instinct.

148

Kittens
Play, presumably prequel to Cats.

149

Linda Ronstadt International Airport

The Less Than Perfect Storm
A movie kind of like The Perfect Storm, but not quite as perfect.

150

Life at Our House
Old silent movie featuring silent screen star Silas B. Manchester, The Critic's mash-up version of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton.

151

M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not th...

Airports

Linda Ronstadt International Airport
Airport.

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Literacy R Us
Bookstore in the background.

153

Little Men
The sequel to Little Women, starring the littlest men in Hollywood Michael J. Fox, Dudley Moore and Joe Pesci.

154

The Living Will
Jay's parents' living will, narrated by Orson Welles.

155

L'Ane Riche
Restaurant seen, from various episodes. also known as The Wealthy Jackass.

156

L'Artiste Est Morte
Jay's student film.

157

The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice ...

M*A*S*H: The Movie of the TV Show Not the Original Movie
Movie.

158

The Maggot King
Disney's biggest dud to date.

159

Manhattan Liposuction Clinic

TV Stations

The Man with His Tongue Stuck to An Ice Cube Tray Channel
TV channel.

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The Merchant of Venice Beach

Healthcare

Plastic Surgery

Manhattan Liposuction Clinic
Liposuction clinic: "Over 50 million sucked"

161

Marty Sherman
Jay's son Marty becomes a musician in the future.

162

Mattress in an Hour
Mattress store.

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The Merchant of Venice Beach
Parody of Merchant of Venice starring Keanu Reeves.

164

The Merchant of Venice

Michael Jackson News Network

The Merchant of Venice
Movie starring Keanu Reeves that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.

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Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Gir...

TV-News Networks

Michael Jackson News Network
TV channel Jay watches.

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More of the Best of Milton Belle's Priva...

Boarding Schools

Miss Hathaway's School for Untouched Girls
Jay's sister's school.

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Mopey Teen Magazine
Magazine Jay's sister Margot reads.

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Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed

Books-Humor

More of the Best of Milton Belle's Private Joke File
Book by Milton Berle.

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Mrs. Kim's Finishing School

Books-Children

Morton Hears His Neighbors in Bed
Raunchy children book by Dr. Seduce.

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Boarding Schools

Mrs. Kim's Finishing School
School Jay mentions.

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Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks

Fish Products

Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks
The fishsticks that Orson Welles advertises.

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Naples
Cookie brand Jay eats.

173

Neck Brace Mountain
Amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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New York Chronicle

Media

Newspapers-Chronicles

New York Chronicle
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

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New York Film School

New York Obedience School

Performing Arts Schools

New York Film School
"Lights, camera, unemployment!"

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Pets

Pet Obedience Schools

New York Obedience School
Dog obedience school. We change "Doggie don't" into "Doggie do".

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New York Produce Store

New York School for the Performance Arts

Grocery Stores

New York Produce Store
Grocery store.

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The Nightmare Before Hannukah

High Schools

New York School for the Performance Arts
Where Jay went to school... As seen in the movie "Fame".

179

Newstone News
An old black and white TV news program from various episodes.

180

A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool

The Nightmare Before Hannukah
Tim Burton's latest film.

181

A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny, featuring Freddy Krueger and the worm from Hell.

182

Nuns in a Blender
The most relevant band on the grunge rock scene today.

183

Oh, Calcutta!
Music starring Sandra Bernhard and Lyle Lovett.

184

Oliver Twist Preschool

On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service

Oliver Twist Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny.

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On His Or Her Majesty's Secret Service
Movie - a politically correct version of James Bond.

186

P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.
New talent agency formed by the merger of Preferred International Talent Brokers and United Labor Leading Specialists.

187

Parsley.com
The first business-to-business parsley provider.

188

Party Time Plastics
Company on truck when Jay's father advises him to go into trucking after he quits his show.

189

Pensa Cola
A monkey/prehistoric human buys a can of Pensa Cola, which looks an awful lot like a Pepsi, from a vending machine that looks like the monolith from 2001 in a movie clip Jay says stinks.

190

PhilipsLand
Amusement park. "The happiest place in New Jersey", "The home of that log ride that makes you look like you wet your pants".

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Phillips Broadcasting

Film Production Companies

Phillips Broadcasting

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Phillips Detergent
Commercial that Duke inserts into the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. "You have to be cuckoo not to use it."

193

Phillipsland
Amusement park. "The happiest place in Jersey"

194

Phillipsvision
New technology that makes movies better by changing downer endings to happy endings.

195

Phlegm City
Store in the quaintly nauseating Antihistamine district seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes

Cigarettes

Phlegm Fatale Cigarettes
Cigarette brand.

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Pinocchio
Live action remake of the classic Disney movie.

198

Planet of the Dogs
Movie inspired by Planet of the Apes.

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PNN

Preferred International Talent Brokers

TV-News Networks

PNN
Phillips Network News.

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Pope Fiction
Pulp Fiction with The Pope in Samuel L. Jackson's role.

201

The Post
Newspaper seen, from various episodes.

202

Talent Agencies

Preferred International Talent Brokers
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called United Labor Leading Specialists to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

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Pride of the Yankees
Movie. Remake of the original Pride of the Yankees.

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Public Library

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Quality Pictures

Film Production Companies

Quality Pictures
Movie studio. "A division of Scumco"

206

Quiz Show 2
The sequel to Quiz Show starring Mr. Sweaty Guy.

207

Rabbi P.I.
Arnold Schwarzenegger film, from multiple episodes.

208

Rainbow's End Preschool

Rainbow's End Preschool
Preschool Margo checks out for her daughter Penny. "One of New York Magazine's 10 Least Evil Preschools"

209

Rebel Without a Cosby

The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the...

Rebel Without a Cosby
Remake of Rebel without a Cause starring Bill Cosby.

210

The Red Balloon Part Two: Revenge of the Balloon
Movie.

211

The Red Balloon
A foreign film.

212

Refried Green Tomatoes

Refried Green Tomatoes
Movie Jay reviews, sequel to Fried Green Tomatoes.

213

Revenge of the Nerds IV

Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2

Revenge of the Nerds IV
Unproduced screenplay. Eventually there was actually a fourth Revenge of the Nerds movie, but not at the time.

214

Robo-canine Cop and a Half 2
"Clint Eastwood returns as Dirty Harry.

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Roboclapper
Robocop movie sequel parody.

216

The Rock of Gibraltar

Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV

The Rock of Gibraltar
Movie starring John Goodman as the Rock of Gibraltar.

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Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV
Film starring Sylvester Stallone and Leatherface.

218

Rosebud Frozen Peas

Fruits and Vegetables

Rosebud Frozen Peas
Frozen pea commercial starring Orson Welles.

219

Rubik's Cube: The Movie

Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco

Movies-Children

Rubik's Cube: The Movie
Movie based on the Rubik's Cube.

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S.S. Loco
Ship.

221

Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco

Tobacco Products

Savage Indian Chewing Tobacco
Original name of Savvy Indian chewing tobacco.

222

Tobacco Products

Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco
Tobacco product Jay is forced to advertise on his show. "It's not just for Indians."

223

Scent of a Jackass
Parody of Scent of a Woman, also starring Al Pacino.

224

Scent of a Wolfman
"The people who brought you Tom Cruise as a vampire now bring you Al Pacino as a wolf man."

225

Schenectady
Film starring Jerry Lewis in a dramatic role, like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

226

Scumco
Company from various episodes.

227

Seinfeld: The Movie
Movie starring Paul Reiser that's playing when Jay goes for a walk looking for inspiration.

228

Sherman Ad Agency

Advertising and Marketing

Sherman Ad Agency
Jay's parents' advertising agency. "Our slogans are you know, um, catchy"

229

Sherman Chemicals

Pharmaceutical Companies

Sherman Chemicals
Jay's parents' chemical company. "We put the 'harm' in pharmaceuticals"

230

Short Fat Ugly and Sassy

Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell

Apparel

Clothing Stores

Short Fat Ugly and Sassy
Clothing store Jay visits in L.A.

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The Siskel & Ebert Calendar

TV-Comedy

Shove It, Kiss Off, You Smell
New sitcom Jay's boss says he's going to air featuring a talking box.

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Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers

Office Products

The Siskel & Ebert Calendar
Calendar featuring Siskel & Ebert.

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Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-Mole

Home Furnishing

Tableware

Siskel & Ebert Salt and Pepper Shakers
Salt and Pepper shakers featuring Siskel & Ebert.

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Toys

Tabletop Games

Siskel & Ebert Whack-A-Mole
Game featuring Siskel & Ebert.

235

Siskel & Sherman
New name of Siskel's show when Ebert leaves and Jay comes on board.

236

The Slide Whistle
Movie.

237

Smith and Wesson
Action movie.

238

Smoker's Digest
Magazine Doris says she reads. "Did you know Jesus smoked three packs a day?"

239

Smokey and the Spartacus

The Sorry State of Films Today

Smokey and the Spartacus
Movie mashing up Spartacus and Smokey and the Bandit.

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Snow Man
The sequel to Rain Man.

241

Soft Copy
The Critic version of Hard Copy.

242

Books-Pop Culture

The Sorry State of Films Today
An essay by Jay Sherman.

243

Speed Reading
Sequel to the movie Speed starring Keanu Reeves.

244

Spotted Owl Sanctuary

Zoos

Spotted Owl Sanctuary
Sanctuary Jay crushes with a tree during his lumberjack experience flashback.

245

Star Poop
Film.

246

Star Trek: Generation X

Steve Allen's Advice to Marty

Star Trek: Generation X
Movie starring Keanu Reeves and Christian Slater.

247

Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law

Books-Biography

Steve Allen's Advice to Marty
Book Steve Allen writes for Jay's son Marty.

248

The Suicide Machine
Suicide doctor Dr. Krekorian's death machine.

249

Sun City
Tanning oil billboard.

250

Taco Hut
Mexican fast food restaurant that has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with the movie Honey I Ate the Kids.

251

The Tea Cozy
Movie Jay reviews on his show: "So run don't mosey to The Tea Cozy - It really hits the spot"

252

Legal Aid

Law Firms

Ted Disingenuous, Attorney at Law
Duke Phillips' lawyer.

253

Terror Time Theater
Horror movie.

254

Them
The Critic's version of Time magazine. Issue shown has Jay on the cover and the caption: The Wittiest Man Alive 1994.

255

Thighmasterpiece Theater

Thighmasterpiece Theater
TV show from joke Jay makes about advertising in movies.

256

The Towering Infidel
Film played at "The Mother of All Film Festivals" in Baghdad during the Gulf War.

257

Truck U Trucking School

Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose

Vocational Schools

Truck U Trucking School
School Jay attends.

258

True Lies 2
The sequel to True Lies, but this time they weren't able to get Jamie Lee Curtis so they got her dad, Tony Curtis.

259

Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical

Tua Madre Ha Le Spalle Pelose
Movie title that translates as "Your mother has a hairy back"

260

Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza

Performing Arts

Theater Productions

Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical
Musical stage production of the classic play.

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Pizza Parlors

Two Guys in Hairnets Pizza
Where Jay takes his son after he loses at Field Day.

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Two Guys with Hernias

United Labor Leading Specialists

Shipping and Storage

Two Guys with Hernias
Moving company.

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U-Pawn-It
Pawn store.

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United Nations Private School

Talent Agencies

United Labor Leading Specialists
Talent agency that merged with another talent agency called Preferred International Talent Brokers to become a new talent agency known as P.I.T.B.U.L.L.S.

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United Nations School for Teaching Broth...

High Schools

United Nations Private School
"Teaching brotherhood and tolerance to those who can afford it"

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Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon

United Nations School for Teaching Brotherhood and Tolerance to Those Who Can Afford It
Jay's son Marty's school.

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Legal Aid

Law Firms

Weintraub, Meyers & Melmon
Law firm from the Jerry Lewis film Schenectady.

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What I Do in the Dark

What's Truth Got to Do with It

Books-Biography

What I Do in the Dark
Book by Jay Sherman.

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What the Health?
Health club/gym.

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Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie

What's Truth Got to Do with It
Movie about Ike and Tina Turner inspired by What's Love Got to Do With It.

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Wheel of Misfortune
An amusement park ride at carnival seen during the sequence when Jay takes a girl on a tour of New York City.

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Who Are My Parents?
Board game.

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Who's Daddy Now?
Sitcom.

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Will Work for Food
Movie.

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Winey Jacques
Kids TV show.

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The XYZ Men
The X-Men with their zippers down.

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Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here

Video Rental

Ye Olde Video Shoppe and Laser Disquerie
Video rental store.

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Yesterday Night Live
TV show featuring the not good enough for feature film players.

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Yo Gadot I'm Waitin' Here
Movie starring Sylvester and Frank Stallone.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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Alimony Towers

New York Men's Correctional Institution

Residential Communities

Apartment and Condos

Alimony Towers
Apartment building where Jay's ex-wife lives seen in various episodes.

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Blood Avenue
Street.

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Crip Street
Street.

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Elm Street
Address of A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool.

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Hanukkah Town
Town from Tim Burton's The Nightmare before Hannukah.

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Hell
Jay: Oh, wow! That is good writing. It's as if some divine hand were inspiring me.
Satan: Excellent! Another sequel on the way.

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Iron Bruce Retreat
Campground.

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New York State Penitentiary

Detention Centers

Correctional Facilities

New York Men's Correctional Institution
Prison Jay gets a love letter from.

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Detention Centers

Penitentiaries

New York State Penitentiary
Prison. "Every cell with HBO"

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Orphan City

Residential Communities

Orphanages

Orphan City
Jay's orphanage.

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San Montalban
An island that's a haven for the recluse of an American actor that sounds an awful lot like Marlon Brando.

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Sherman Estates
Resort community Jay's parents build when they are marooned on a desert island.

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State of Emergency
New name for the state of California.

OTHER

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B'Nai Brith

Organizations

Religious Organizations

B'Nai Brith
Jewish organization.

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Don King & the Pope

Quotes

Don King & the Pope
Don King: How 'bout this, Pope - you fight the Dalai Lama - 15 rounds at Caesar's Palace.
The Pope: He doesn't have a prayer.

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Duke Phillips Disease

Medical Conditions

Diseases

Duke Phillips Disease
Fatal disease that's supposed to kill Duke in 4 years.

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Field Day '73
Jay's own field day that he remembers when he visits his son Marty's Field Day.

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Frau Doubtfire & Wife

Quotes

Frau Doubtfire & Wife
Frau Doubtfire: I am Frau Doubtfire.
Wife: No, you're not. You're my husband in a dress.
Frau Doubtfire: I am so a woman. Look at my fake bosoms. They are really grenades. (Grenade bosoms explode). They'll be back.

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Freddy Krueger
Margo checks out A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool for her daughter Penny, featuring Freddy Krueger and the worm from Hell.

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Hannibal the Cannibal

Criminals

Serial Killers

Hannibal the Cannibal
Jay reviews Honey, I Ate the Kids, a Silence of the Lambs parody movie featuring Anthony Hopkins and Jodi Foster reprising their roles as Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling from Silence of the Lambs, now married with kids. Also has an inappropriate commercial tie-in with Taco Hut.

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Hell Worm
Creature festured at A Nightmare on Elm Street Preschool.

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Jay & Satan

Quotes

Jay & Satan
Jay: Oh, wow! That is good writing. It's as if some divine hand were inspiring me.
Satan: Excellent! Another sequel on the way.

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Jay Sherman

The Mother of All Film Festivals

Quotes

Jay Sherman
Jay Sherman (on typewriter): All work and no play makes Jay a dull boy.

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Leatherface
Jay reviews Rocky VI: Texas Chainsaw Massacre IV, featuring Rocky Balboa vs. Leatherface in the boxing ring.

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Events

Fairs and Festivals

The Mother of All Film Festivals
Prestigious Baghdad film festival Jay attended during the Gulf War.

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Poquito Ball

UN School Field Day Boobie Prize

Sports

Poquito Ball
The national sport of the island of San Montalbano.

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UN School Field Day
Jay attends his son's school's field day, during which he flashes back to one of his own, from 1973.

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