Fiction Empire

Anaheim Shores Beach Club

Vehicles

Automotive Services

Accord Service Center
Gas station where Charlie stops in Texas, where she picks up her new dog companion.

Entertainment

Private Clubs

Anaheim Shores Beach Club
Beach club that Charlie mentions: I don't remember. Just, just lights. And then, oh, my entire body exploded in pain, and I saw a bunch of stars. And just as I was headed for the light - I was a kid again. Back at Anaheim Shores Beach Club. Uh, my family went there one summer when I was eight. Oh, I hated that place. But in my dying moment, that is where I went. Which is, oh, it's very confusing for me. Because what if - Oh God. What if that was the happiest moment of my life?

Baseball America
Sports magazine.

Baylin Lager
Beer brand from multiple episodes.

Beavers' Corner Casino

Black Light Novelty Poker Chips

Entertainment

Casinos

Beavers' Corner Casino
Casino owned by Good Hope Academy student Stephanie's parents own, where Dr. Hamm is caught gambling.

Toys

Tabletop Games

Black Light Novelty Poker Chips
Poker chip that Cliff Legrand gives Sterling Frost, Sr. that he's holding when Cliff shoots him in the dark.

Borquez Iron Works
One of veteran racer Kyle Owens' sponsors.

Boyle's BBQ
Taffy and George's BBQ restaurant in Texas where Charlie ends up working for a few days.

Bronze Tanning Lotion

Personal Care

Hygiene Products

Bronze Tanning Lotion
Generic lotion product from Charlie's flashback at the Anaheim Shores Beach Club.

Buddism for Beginners

Chateau Cotes de Provence

Literature

Books-Religious

Buddism for Beginners
Marge's book on tape on CD: Chapter one. All existence is suffering, and the source of suffering is attachment.

Build Box
Hardware superstore where Ruby works, inspired by Home Depot/Lowe's.

Burley Gasoline
One of veteran racer Kyle Owens' sponsors.

Caligula's Revenge
Film produced by Laura, Arthur and Max's company LAM. Charlie sneaks around the LAM building wearing a horse head prop from the movie.

Car Crusaders USA
Car dealership, sponsor at Velvety Canned Cheese Park, the park where minor league baseball team the Montgomery Cheesemongers play.

Channel 13
Local TV news.

Channel 2 DC News
TV news.

The Charlie Show
Joke Charlie's sister Em makes: I mean, there's a world where we get to talk. We, we hash out the past, talk about Dad, what you did, what you ruined with your truth and bullshit. You learn more about my life, my kid, and we build that. But that's not the life you chose. That's not The Charlie Show.

Darwingtent's Kentucky Straight Bourbon ...

Wine

Chateau Cotes de Provence
Rose box wine product Bill serves Charlies on their date.

Conway Police
Local police in Conway, the city where Norma and Amber live.

Fern City Police Department

Alcohol

Darwingtent's Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
Liquor bottle that Gavin brings to party with the rest of the band.

Deep State Dispatch
Radio station that Charlie finds on the road, which her new dog companion won't let her turn off.

Deerfield Motel
Motel from multiple episodes.

Denver General
Hospital where Charlie is taken following her near death on Shit Mountain in Colorado.

Doxxology
Charlie goes on the road as the merch girl for has-been metal band Doxxxology, primarily remembered for their hit song Staplehead.

Dr. Hamm
Joke Charlie makes: Dr. Hamm. You know, I think I like that name because it reminds me of a cartoon doctor pig, uh, wearing a stethoscope. Paging Dr. Hamm.

Dragonfish [movie]
Movie being filmed when actress Lily died during an underwater scene.

Droopy Hues
1970s band who used a photo of Joyce and Irene on the cover of their album.

Dumbful.
Podcast on the list of Top 5 Podcasts by Weekly Reach.

Electro Drip
Beverage inspired by Gatorade, Powerade, etc.

Euphorica
What Joyce calls Euphoria.

Evelyn Hotel
Hotel bar where Charlie meets Guy.

Finch & Sons Funeral Home

Legal Aid

Police Departments

Fern City Police Department
Police department in Florida where police officer Fran Lamont works.

Fountain of Tooth Dentistry

Services

Funeral Homes

Finch & Sons Funeral Home
Funeral Home where Charlie takes a job as a body in a casket for a film shoot - and solves a murder.

Fjord of Blood
Mystery series from Norway that the Fletchers watch at Mossy Oaks retirement home.

Healthcare

Dentists

Fountain of Tooth Dentistry
Sponsor of the FlopaCopa awards ceremony.

FoxCo Shipping
Company name on the truck where Charlie finds additional camera footage to prove Jed murdered Damien.

Frizzle Frazzle Fries

Frost County Sheriff's Department

Fries

Frizzle Frazzle Fries
Menu item whose advertising slogan has-been metal band Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin incorporates into the lyrics for his song Sucker Punch.

Frost Casino
Casino where Charlie works.

Legal Aid

Police Departments

Frost County Sheriff's Department
Sheriff's Department in Frost County, home of the Frost Casino where Charlie works.

Fun & Games Pool Hall

Entertainment

Pool Halls

Fun & Games Pool Hall
Pool hall that serves as Guy and his crew's headquarters.

Gadwick Lager
Beer brand that Charlie drinks when talking to Sterling.

Gem of the Ocean Motel

Travel

Motels

Gem of the Ocean Motel
Motel where Beatrix and her team hide out.

The Ghosts of Pensacola

Glencoe Memorial Hospital

Theater Productions

The Ghosts of Pensacola
Kathleen convinces her former co-star Michael to return to acting to star in her play The Ghosts of Pensacola at Seneca Lake Dinner Theater.

Glapemont Liquor
One of veteran racer Kyle Owens' sponsors. Appears to be an altered version of the "Claremont Liquor" logo.

Glen Falls Zoo
Zoo that seniors from the Mossy Oaks retirement community visit on a field trip.

Healthcare

Hospitals

Glencoe Memorial Hospital
Local hospital where Kyle Owens' daughter is taken following her crash.

Gluzit
Super glue that Marge gives Charlie.

Good Hope Academy
School where Charlie gets a job working as a lunch lady.

Ground Rule Bubble
Cheesemongers new pitcher Felix Domingo's chewing gum that gets spiked with LSD.

Guardian Care Locksmith

Retail

Locksmiths

Guardian Care Locksmith
Company name on the FBI surveillance van.

Guys in a Cellar
Podcast on the list of Top 5 Podcasts by Weekly Reach.

Half & Half
Generic dairy product at the FBI office.

Harbor Bay Diner
Diner where Charlie meets with FBI agent Luca Clark.

Hasp Casino
Mob-owned hotel and casino in Atlantic City. Sterling Frost, Sr.: There's three things I said to my kid before I gave him the keys to the casino. First two don't matter. The third one - keep Beatrix Hasp out. She's the head of the Five Families, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Haunted Hayride
Halloween themed ride where Charlie worked in flashback, where hitmen showed up.

High Society
Toilet paper brand at the Frost Casino.

Horse Hoove and Shoove

Nightlife

Nightclubs

Horse Hoove and Shoove
Nightclub mentioned in email on Charlie's phone.

House of Horrors

Film Production Companies

Companies

House of Horrors
Arthur Liptin's company.

Iron Spur
Beer brand that Taffy and George drink. Taffy slips sleeping pills into George's beer, and then washes out the bottle.

Iron Spur Beer
Beer brand, sponsor at Velvety Canned Cheese Park, the park where minor league baseball team the Montgomery Cheesemongers play.

J. Darby
Single malt scotch whiskey that Charlie brings to JB's apartment.

Jones Co. Catering Service

The Knitting Circle with Kathy Jay

Services

Catering Services

Jones Co. Catering Service
Charlie and her new animal loving friends' cover van when they infiltrate the FlopaCopa awards ceremony.

Kamelot Karts
Amusement center where Charlie gets a job.

Kenosha Ko-work
Coworking company where the podcast Murder Girl and the has-been metal band Doxxxology record.

Kid Cop Nights
TV show that Amber and her four identical sisters starred on in their youth.

Klone
Amber's sister's DJ name.

The Knitting Circle with Kathy Jay
One of the programs that Austin the theater major hosts on Texas BBQ restauranteur Taffy Boyle's radio station KZWN.

Kogarashi Television
Television product sold at big box store SuperSave.

KZWN
Texas BBQ restauranteur Taffy Boyle's radio station, featuring Austin, a theater major who hosts multiple programs as different personalities.

La Gordita Rum
Coconut rum that Trey drinks.

LAM

Film Production Companies

Companies

LAM
Lights & Motion - Laura, Arthur and Max's film production company.

The Last Honest Mechanic in New Mexico

LFMB Peanut Butter Treats

Vehicles

Automotive Services

The Last Honest Mechanic in New Mexico
Auto shop where Jed works.

Pets

Pet Products

LFMB Peanut Butter Treats
Kathleen's dog's peanut Buttler flavored dog treats that she uses to try to poison fellow actress and nut allergic Rebecca.

Lillyflay Manor
Mystery series that the Fletchers mention when Charlie asks them about drugs that can trigger an undetectable heart attack.

Liquor Castle
Liquor store that Charlie visits.

Lounge Lizard
Nightclub mentioned in email on Charlie's phone.

Lowfat Milk
Generic milk product at the Sonomax gas station.

Manticore
Gun supply company at the FlopaCopa awards ceremony.

Mayrock Lite
Beer brand that Charlie drinks while on the phone.

McDowell & Son Towing

Midnight Cool with Doctor James

Vehicles

Automotive Services

McDowell & Son Towing
Brash newcomer racer Davis McDowell's towing business.

Merch Girl
New song by Doxxxology, the has-been metal band that Charlie goes on the road with as their merch girl.

The Morning Buzz with Jimmy the Jerk

Midnight Cool with Doctor James
One of the programs that Austin the theater major hosts on Texas BBQ restauranteur Taffy Boyle's radio station KZWN.

The Morning Buzz with Jimmy the Jerk
One of the programs that Austin the theater major hosts on Texas BBQ restauranteur Taffy Boyle's radio station KZWN.

Murder Girl
Podcast with whom Charlie shares her evidence regarding Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin's murder.

Nevada Weekly
Newspaper headline: Local Woman Slain.

Nexus Secure
Security system at Frost Casino.

Non-Stop Mini-Mart
Gas station where Sara works.

One Last Job
Kendall's heist screenplay.

Original Cola
Generic soda in Charlie's beer hat.

The Orpheus Syndrome
Movie that Arthur was working on when he died.

Owens Racing
Kyle Owens' racing company.

Parktopia
Parking lot where Charlie worked in flashback, where hit men showed up.

Paul Fletcher
Norma's lawyer.

Philly Gazette
Newspaper headline: Woman Working for National Orphan Fund Found Dead.

Port Arthur Bank & Trust

Financial Companies

Banks

Port Arthur Bank & Trust
Taffy receives a phone call from Michael Larson at the Port Arthur Bank & Trust.

Power Your World
Podcast on the list of Top 5 Podcasts by Weekly Reach.

Prank Yankers
Hidden camera that Charlie hears a commercial for on the radio, inspiring her to look for additional camera footage: Don't miss our hilarious new hidden camera show Prank Yankers. You won't believe what people do when they don't know they're being filmed. Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it.

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Prosperity United Bank

Financial Companies

Banks

Prosperity United Bank
Bank where Regina Gilvary was planning to deposit $20,000 for the National Orphan Fund before Guy cons her out of the money.

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Punchdrunk Spiked Cider

Seneca Lake Dinner Theater

Soft Drinks

Punchdrunk Spiked Cider
Doxxxology endorsed drink made by Punchdrunk Beverages Inc. proposed prior to news breaking that the band committed copyright fraud and murder.

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Red's Fire
Ketchup packet whose advertising slogan has-been metal band Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin incorporates into the lyrics for his song Sucker Punch.

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Reptile Laxative
Medicine that Gator Joe gives his alligator Daisy.

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The Roadhouse
Diner that Charlie and Marge dine.

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Schafe
Beer that Amber and Felicity drink in Felicity's trailer.

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ScholarSeek
Internet search engine.

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Scoppa
Brand of has-been metal band Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin's amp that they use to kill him with.

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So You Find Yourself in an Open Marriage

Theaters

Seneca Lake Dinner Theater
Kathleen convinces her former co-star Michael to return to acting to star in her play The Ghosts of Pensacola at Seneca Lake Dinner Theater.

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She Trade
Michael's wife Ava's company - discount online brokerage for women.

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Tandoor Indian Restaurant

Literature

Books-Psychology

So You Find Yourself in an Open Marriage
Book that the manager of the Cheesemongers baseball team reads.

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Speedy Meal
Food delivery service that Trey uses.

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Spooky and the Cop
TV show featuring actors Kathleen Townsend and Michael Graves.

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Stanky James
Meth dealer mentioned by police.

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Staplehead
Charlie goes on the road as the merch girl for has-been metal band Doxxxology, primarily remembered for their hit song Staplehead.

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Straight Whiskey
Liquor bottle that Arthur shares with Charlie.

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Sucker Punch
Song that touring drummer Gavin writes (stealing the melody from the Benson TV show theme song and the lyrics from advertising slogans), and the members of the has-been metal band Doxxxology kill him for.

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SugarZero
Sugar packet whose advertising slogan has-been metal band Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin incorporates into the lyrics for his song Sucker Punch.

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Sunshine Inn
One of Charlie's many breakfast coupons that Guy finds in his con bag.

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SuperSave
Setting. Big box store where Bill and Kendall work.

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Union County Health Group

Dining

Restaurants-misc

Tandoor Indian Restaurant
Indian Restaurant where Charlie works as a delivery driver.

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Techno Cotton Candy
Charlie's new vape flavor.

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Tomato Ketchup
Generic condiment product in the refrigerator on the set of the play The Ghosts of Pensacola.

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Truth Train
Joke the host of the Deep State Dispatch radio program mentions, the radio station that Charlie finds on the road.

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Healthcare

Medical Services

Union County Health Group
Healthcare company, sponsor at Velvety Canned Cheese Park, the park where minor league baseball team the Montgomery Cheesemongers play.

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UV Pen Light Flashlight

Products

Office Products

UV Pen Light Flashlight
Flashlight product sold at SuperSave.

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Velvety Canned Cheese

Food

Cheese

Velvety Canned Cheese
Processed cheese product, sponsor of the Montgomery Cheesemongers baseball team. Commentator Gilda Deacon: It's a beautiful day here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. Velvety Canned Cheese: making your cheese a breeze.

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Vienna Sausage
Shrimp flavored Vienna sausage product that Beatrix's FBI mole Daniel Clyde-Otis uses to send her a message.

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Whole Milk
Generic milk product at the Sonomax gas station.

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WikiKnees
Website that Benny mentions when Charlie when asks about people in a photograph: Hiram Lubinski, the inventor of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, and my cousin Jamie, who co-founded WikiKnees. I mingle with royalty.

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Wizard's Beard Brewing

Y la Poderosa Super con DJ Sanchez

Beer

Wizard's Beard Brewing
Beer advertised at Velvety Canned Cheese Park, the park where minor league baseball team the Montgomery Cheesemongers play.

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Wuhlstock
Whiskey Charlie and Phil drink.

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WYBS
TV news.

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WZOL 8
Denver TV news.

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Yolo Tomassi and the Rude Boys in Blue

Y la Poderosa Super con DJ Sanchez
One of the programs that Austin the theater major hosts on Texas BBQ restauranteur Taffy Boyle's radio station KZWN.

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You Can't Un-murder Someone

Musicians-misc

Yolo Tomassi and the Rude Boys in Blue
Band at the FlopaCopa awards ceremony, featuring Skappository - a ska/reggae/punk band from Long Island, NY in their television debut.

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Velvety Canned Cheese Park

Songs

You Can't Un-murder Someone
Name of the song that Charlie tells Ruby her guitarist is writing, a confession over Gabin's murder.

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Zazamoosh
Film produced by Laura, Arthur and Max's company LAM. Arthur hides the missing film proving Laura was responsible for Lily's death in the snake hair on the Medusa prop from the movie.

FICTITIOUS TIMELINE

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March 29, 1928

Dates

20th Century: 1st Half

Birth Dates

March 29, 1928
Albert Dodglas born - headstone in cemetery outside Finch & Sons Funeral Home, the funeral Home where Charlie takes a job as a body in a casket for a film shoot - and solves a murder.

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October 21, 1946

Dates

20th Century: 1st Half

Birth Dates

October 21, 1946
Etta Bell born - headstone in cemetery outside Finch & Sons Funeral Home, the funeral Home where Charlie takes a job as a body in a casket for a film shoot - and solves a murder.

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July 4, 1952
Michael Grave's character in Kathleen Townsend's play The Ghosts of Pensacola waits for the Independence Day parade.

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July 12, 1952
Kathleen Townsend's character's son Bobby's real father's plane goes down over the Sea of Japan in her play The Ghosts of Pensacola.

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April 18, 1980
Albert Dodglas dies - headstone in cemetery outside Finch & Sons Funeral Home, the funeral Home where Charlie takes a job as a body in a casket for a film shoot - and solves a murder.

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April 12, 1989
An actress named Lily dies while filming an underwater scene for the sea monster movie Dragonfish. Blaming himself, Arthur leaves the company he helped found, learning years later that Laura was responsible, having disconnected the red light that would trigger a cut.

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June 2, 1993
TV actor Michael Graves featured on the cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine.

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July 15, 2005
Date of Montgomery Herald newspaper headline: Hometown Hero "Rocket" Russ Waddell is 1st Overall Draft Pick.

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May 4, 2019
Etta Bell dies - headstone in cemetery outside Finch & Sons Funeral Home, the funeral Home where Charlie takes a job as a body in a casket for a film shoot - and solves a murder.

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June 13, 2022
Date that comes up on the digital camera that Charlie borrows when she inserts Gavin's memory card.

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June 21, 2022
Date that Fred Finch sends himself a text and selfie of his wife Greta, supposedly from Greta, whom he killed, but he claims left with a film crew bound for Florida.

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November 26, 2022
Frost Casino manager Sterling Frost Jr. asks Charlie to help him scam his client Kazimir Caine.

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November 27, 2022
While cleaning the Presidential Suite at the Frost Casino, Charlie's friend and hotel housekeeper Natalie Hill discovers child pornography on client Kazimir Caine's computer. After notifying the manager Sterling Frost Jr., Frost has head of security Cliff LeGrand kill her and her husband.

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November 28, 2022
Not believing the official story about her husband killing her, Charlie investigates her friend Natalie's murder.

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November 29, 2022
Figuring out that Frost was behind her friend Natalie's murder. She reveals to Frost that she recorded him setting up the scam poker game and sent it to Caine, irreparably damaging the casino's reputation. Frost commits suicide and Frost Sr. later calls Charlie, promising to kill her.

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November 30, 2022
Day 1 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: Cliff tracks down a ping for Charlie's bank card at an ATM off Highway 93. He barely misses her when he arrives.

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February 6, 2023
Day 68 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: While stopped at Randy's Donuts, Cliff Legrand gets a lead that Charlie is in Texas.

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March 2, 2023
Day 92 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: Cliff Legrand shows up at Boyle's BBQ in Texas, missing Charlie by a week.

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May 22, 2023
Gavin plays his song Sucker Punch for the members of Doxxology. They love it, and decide to kill him to make it their own.

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May 23, 2023
The members of Doxxology murder their touring drummer Gavin by sabotaging his vintage amp, electrocuting him on stage during their gig. Their interview with the police after the show triggers Charlie's bullshit detector.

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May 24, 2023
Doxxology opens for Krampus, debuting their new song Sucker Punch. Cliff shows up, chasing Charlie through the crowd - Charlie escapes.

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June 29, 2023
Day 211 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: Taking a break from his search for Charlie, Cliff Legrand lies on a bed in a motel room.

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October 18, 2023
Day 322 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: Cliff Legrand shows up at the Seneca Lake theater, where Charlie worked during the production of the play Ghosts of Pensacola, missing Charlie by a week.

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November 30, 2023
Day 365 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: Taking a break after a year of chasing for Charlie, Cliff Legrand watches TV in a motel room.

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December 3, 2023
Day 368 of Cliff Legrand's search for Charlie: After more than a year of chasing Charlie, Cliff Legrand complains to his boss about the nature of his current work.

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September 12, 2025
Date of Cheesemongers new pitcher Felix Domingo's autopsy report.

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November 28, 2025
Black Friday. Kendall robs the SuperSave store where he used to work, getting his friend Bill killed in the process.

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November 29, 2025
Saturday after Black Friday - Kendall mentions, when the cleaning crew will wrap up at 6:30 am.

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December 1, 2025
Monday after Black Friday, which Kendall mentions when planning the SuperSave heist - when the armored truck will arrive for cash pickup at 7am.

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December 8, 2025
Date on Regina's deposit slip that she was planning to use to deposit $20,000 before Guy cons her out of the money.

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December 9, 2025
Date of Philly Gazette newspaper headline: Woman Working for National Orphan Fund Found Dead.

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December 12, 2025
Charlie confronts Guy about Regina's death: I looked it up... found an article in the local paper. A guy stole this 20K from a woman who was holding it for a charity bingo night, a charity for orphans, uh. Eh, who the fuck steals from orphans, huh? ...Man, I thought you said that you, you only con people who deserved it... Well, this woman, she worked for the charity. Her name was Regina Gilvary. So, she threw herself off a bridge three days ago.

MAKE BELIEVE MAP

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Black and Gold Caves
Local caverns whose advertising slogan has-been metal band Doxxxology's touring drummer Gavin incorporates into the lyrics for his song Sucker Punch.

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Casino Drive
Address of the Frost Casino.

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Cherokee
Address of Arthur Liptin's farmhouse.

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Conway
City where Norma and Amber live.

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Copper City Street
Address of the Frost County Sheriff's Department.

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Deep Springs Road
Street that Kyle Owens mentions when calling in false request for a tow truck in order to break into brash newcomer Davis McDowell's garage to sabotage his car.

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Fern City
City in Florida where police officer Fran Lamont works.

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Frost
Town in Nevada where Charlie's living and working when the season begins.

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Frost County
Initial setting - location of the Frost Casino where Charlie works.

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Mossy Oaks

Map

Residential Communities

Retirement Communities

Mossy Oaks
Retirement community where Charlie meets convicted felons Joyce and Irene.

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Peach Tree Speedway
Local racing arena where veteran Kyle Owens and brash newcomer Davis McDowell compete.

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Shit Mountain
The mountain setting for the episode gets two nicknames - the guy Charlie meets in the fall calls it "Magic Mountain", and then when winter comes along, Charlie calls it "Shit Mountain".

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Map

Structures

Sports Fields

Velvety Canned Cheese Park
Park where minor league baseball team the Montgomery Cheesemongers play. Commentator Gilda Deacon: It's a beautiful day here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. Velvety Canned Cheese: making your cheese a breeze.

OTHER

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Best Internal Affairs Investigation

Bill's new motorcycle's name.

Recognition

Awards

Best Internal Affairs Investigation
FlopaCopa (The Florida Panhandle Cop Awards) award.

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Best Undercover Op
FlopaCopa (The Florida Panhandle Cop Awards) award.

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Name Game

Bill's new motorcycle's name.

	Betty
	Pebbles
	Wilma

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Blue Bonnets
Minor league baseball team from Raleigh listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

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Charlie

Quotes

Charlie
Charlie: Wow. Uh, yeah, sorry. I just, I happen to know a thing or two about the truth, so I'll tell you. You got Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse. Jennifer Jason Leigh, Single White Female. Christian Slater, True Romance. Truth, truth, truth. Now, you. Uh, well, I did happen to catch a few words through the rainstorm. And I'll tell you the truth, I didn't believe a single word. In fact, I would say that that's maybe the biggest batch of bullshit I've heard in my whole, yeah, whole entire life.

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Charlie

Quotes

Charlie
Charlie: Because it was a crazy accident, okay? I mean, just think about all the things that had to go wrong. The light fell. Michael had a heart attack.His wife ran up with his pills after I poured her a bottle of the good stuff, by the way. If any one of those things hadn't happened, you and me will be outside by the dumpsters ranking Christopher Nolan movies right now.

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Charlie

Quotes

Charlie
Charlie (breaking into Kendall's SuperSave employee locker): Huh? What, indeed? Uh, giant skyscraper, uh, Superman power arms, yeah. Uh, classic original, and, I don't know, Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy.

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Charlie & Natalie

Quotes

Charlie & Natalie
Charlie: It is crazy the things that people stick up their asses.
Natalie: Yeah. What are you reading?
Charlie: Ten craziest things people have stuck up their asses.

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Charlie Cale

Quotes

Charlie Cale
Charlie Cale: You want to cut me in on this grease-monkey mind meld?

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Charlie Cale

Quotes

Charlie Cale
Charlie Cale: Double-Oh face scan, Batman.

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Charlie Cale

Cheesemongers baseball team's pitching m...

Quotes

Charlie Cale
Charlie Cale: I died. I died on Shit Mountain. I've always been the caretaker.

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Cheesemongers
Minor league baseball team from Montgomery sponsored by Velvety Canned Cheese.

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Chillie-Con-Carne Film Festival

Name Game

Cheesemongers baseball team's pitching machine's name.

	Rambo
	Commando
	Matrix

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Chickadees
Minor league baseball team from Ft. Smith listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

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Events

Fairs and Festivals

Chillie-Con-Carne Film Festival
Film festival mentioned in email on Charlie's phone.

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Commentator Gilda Deacon

Quotes

Commentator Gilda Deacon
Commentator Gilda Deacon: It's a beautiful day here at Velvety Canned Cheese Park. Velvety Canned Cheese: making your cheese a breeze.

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Commentator Gilda Deacon

Quotes

Commentator Gilda Deacon
Commentator Gilda Deacon: I've been noticing a slight numbness in my right arm, and I'm wondering if it's related to all the Velvety Canned Cheese I've been eating. Is anyone else experiencing this? If so, please come see me in the announcer booth.

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Commentator Gilda Deacon

Quotes

Commentator Gilda Deacon
Commentator Gilda Deacon: I seem to have stopped seeing the color green? It's weird. All the other colors are still present in my field of vision, but the grass, for instance, has taken on a kind of gray pallor. I have stopped eating the Velvety Canned Cheese. But if there is a medical doctor in attendance and you'd be open to stopping by, I don't think that'd be the worst idea.

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Cop of the Year
FlopaCopa (The Florida Panhandle Cop Awards) award.

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Crawdads
Minor league baseball team from Lake Charles listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

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CRS

Drug mule's name on the TV show Kid Cop ...

Medical Conditions

Conditions

CRS
Joke Trey makes: The only good news is she's got a classic case of CRS. Can't Remember Shit. With any luck, she's fUcking concussed. Permanent brain damage.

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Dragonfish [animal]
Creature from the movie being filmed when actress Lily died during an underwater scene.

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Drug mule's name on the TV show Kid Cop Nights.

	Crystal
	Sapphire
	Amethyst

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Duffers
Minor league baseball team from Augusta listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

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Eskie

Quotes

Eskie
Eskie: Well, I broke my sacred commitment to veganism for this.

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Felix Domingo

Quotes

Felix Domingo
Felix Domingo: Did you know God is a verb?

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Felix Domingo

Quotes

Felix Domingo
Felix Domingo: I'm quitting the game. Because none of this matters. You know, like who wins, who loses, you see, God... and the monkeys matter.

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Felix Domingo

Quotes

Felix Domingo
Felix Domingo: Out on the mound today, I went to some place, a place I've only dreamed of, where God's face speaks from the crystalline waters and his angels manifest in monkey form.

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The FlopaCopas
The Florida Panhandle Cop Awards.

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Gator Joe

Quotes

Gator Joe
Gator Joe: You have the right to shit your pants!

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Gator Joe

Gator Joe's alligator's name.

Quotes

Gator Joe
Gator Joe: Gator done!

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Gator Joe's alligator's name.

	Daisy
	Tulip
	Rose

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George & Taffy

Good Hope Academy's gerbil's name featur...

Quotes

George & Taffy
George: I don't need a vacation, I need out.
Taffy: You need out of what?
George: Out of all of it. The restaurant, the beef rub deal, the self-perpetuating cycle of endless cruelty. I'm going Vegan, Taffy.
Taffy: You're going vegan?
George: I no longer want to participate in the sale of animal products.

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Gold Rush
Lottery ticket that Damien buys every day.

217

Good Hope Academy's gerbil's name featured in Elijah's magic trick during the talent show.

	Jesus
	Joseph
	Mary

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Hiram Lubinski

Quotes

Hiram Lubinski
Hiram Lubinski: I am Hiram Lubinski, the inventor of Velvety Canned Cheese Substitute Spread, now available in jalapeno and spicy seafood flavors.

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Hiram Lubinski

Quotes

Hiram Lubinski
Hiram Lubinski: Baseball is not just a pastime. It is the passing of time itself. Tell me, wanderer, is it any coincidence that the goal of every hitter is to return safely to home?

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Honeys
Minor league baseball team from Tupelo listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

221

Kendall

Quotes

Kendall
Kendall: Well, first, we're gonna need a map of the store.

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Latvian Critic Award
Award that Amber and her sisters won for their work on the TV show Kid Cop Nights for "Best Inter-generational Kiss".

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Marge

Name of the orangutan at the Glen Falls ...

Quotes

Marge
Marge: Trust me, I don't exist.

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Moon Pies
Minor league baseball team from Tennessee listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

225

Name of the orangutan at the Glen Falls Zoo that can tell time - the time that Joyce and Irene murder Ben.

	Annie
	Lydia
	Melanie

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Pegasus
Joke Ruby makes when Gavin suggests just writing another song like Staplehead: Why don't I just fucking traipse mntothe fucking forest and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?

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Poetics
Minor league baseball team from Black Mountain listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

228

Ruby Ruin

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Ruby Ruin
Ruby Ruin: Okay, Clarence Dumbass and Veggie McShithead. Listen to me - we are this close to nailing this thing. Keep it the fuck together.

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Ruby Ruin

Russ Waddell & Felix Domingo

Quotes

Ruby Ruin
Ruby Ruin: Why don't I just fucking traipse mntothe fucking forest and capture a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?

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Quotes

Russ Waddell & Felix Domingo
Russ: Shit!
Felix: You done?
Russ: Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
Felix: I'll give you instructions on how to wire me the money tomorrow. Once it's in my account, I'll give you the evidence. Alright? Oh, and Russ, you were so right. Time gets us all. But you had all the time and the talent as any of the greats. You just blew it. Jesus, man, look at you. I don't even know how you live with yourself.

231

Sombreros
Minor league baseball team from Houston listed on the Cheesemongers game schedule.

232

Sterling Frost, Sr.

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Sterling Frost, Sr.
Sterling Frost, Sr.: There's three things I said to my kid before I gave him the keys to the casino. First two don't matter. The third one - keep Beatrix Hasp out. She's the head of the Five Families, which is exactly what it sounds like. They've wanted a piece of Frost, Nevada forever. I keep 'em out. They're not happy about this.

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Sterling Frost, Sr.

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Sterling Frost, Sr.
Sterling Frost, Sr.: I thought I made it clear to you. This is your job. And all you're telling me right now is that you're bad at your job. Not sure why you'd even go out of your way to point that out to your employer. Sterling Frost, Sr.: I thought I made it clear to you. This is your job. And all you're telling me right now is that you're bad at your job. Not sure why you'd even go out of your way to point that out to your employer.

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Subway Day Shift Guy