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| 1 | Chernoble Springs  | BBB | Beverage Products | Bottled Water |
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Chernoble Springs
Bottled water product.
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| 2 | Children's Vaxadrin   | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Children's Vaxadrin
It's guaranteed to grow strong, healthy teeth. Often in your mouth! Side effects may include: Rage, Mild Hulkism.
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| 3 | Crustaceaa-Drine | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Crustaceaa-Drine
Acts quickly to calm your nervous system by enabling it to pick up AM radio.
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| 4 | Diet Cherry Vanilla Vaxadrin | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Diet Cherry Vanilla Vaxadrin
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| 5 | Fulcrum | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Fulcrum
Male enhancement pill. Here's how it works. Fulcrum doesn't just direct more blood to your penis: it directs all your blood to your penis, leaving you a lifeless, shriveled husk hanging from a rigid steel beam.
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| 6 | Happy Splash | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Happy Splash
100% pure hydrochloric acid. Remember, Happy Splash could be harmful to children with skin that is sensitive to hydrochloric acid.
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| 7 | Liquid Launch | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Liquid Launch
It doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel, it has every ingredient in rocket fuel. When you blast some Liquid Launch into your innerspace, you'll be singing "Ground Control to Major Yum."
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| 8 | Prescott Pharmaceuticals' Heal Thyself H... | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Prescott Pharmaceuticals' Heal Thyself Home Surgery Kit
Home surgery kit that comes with a scalpel, sutures, surgical gauze / scotch tape, and surgical instructions.
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| 9 | Prescott Pharmaceutical's Vaxogenic Cham... | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Prescott Pharmaceutical's Vaxogenic Chambers
When you go in, make sure to bring an open box of baking soda.
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| 10 | Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colber... | BBB | Video | TV-Sci Fi |
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Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures
Cartoon show adapted from Stephen's science fiction novel.
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| 11 | Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady No... | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
Stephen's science fiction novel - from his Oct 26, 2005 show.
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| 12 | Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Stephen Colbert's World of ColbertCraft
Parody of World of WarCraft.
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| 13 | Vaxa-Dream | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxa-Dream
Kissing someone who brushes with Vaxa-Dream is like making out with the cleaning crew at a steak house.
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| 14 | Vaxa-Fice | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxa-Fice
It's the only doctor recommended way to add new orifices to your body.
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| 15 | Vaxa-mamm | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxa-mamm
Male breast reduction cream. Apply once and go straight to the hospital. You're gonna want to get this stuff off. It burns.
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| 16 | Vaxa-Smacks | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxa-Smacks
It's the first cereal guaranteed to shrink your prostate. Or, if you're a lady, grow ya one.
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| 17 | Vaxachub | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxachub
The only virility aid made entirely from powdered mice. If you experience erections lasting more than 4 hours, you are welcome.
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| 18 | Vaxadril | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxadril
Curbs your appetite by causing short-term blindness.
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| 19 | Vaxadrin | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxadrin
The only weight loss pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. Side effects may include: Dry Mouth, Severe Weight Loss, Restless Leg Syndrome, Restless Arm Syndrome, Restless Torso syndrome, Massive weight gain.
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| 20 | Vaxadrine | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxadrine
From the makers of Vaxadrin. Side effects may include: Phantom Hand Syndrome, Vivid dreams of self-cannibalism, Scruffula, Bad humors, Late onset albinoism.
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| 21 | Vaxadrine with Calcium | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxadrine with Calcium
Possible side effects: It has a certain sedative effect. Spontaneous pregnancy, Increased risk of vampire attack.
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| 22 | Vaxaloon | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxaloon
Makes you believe you're different Jim Carey movies. 6 different strengths: Ace Ventura, The Mask, Me, Myself, Irene, and for extreme cases, The Number 23, which causes hallucinations so powerful that patients believe The Number 23 made money.
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| 23 | Vaxamax | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxamax
It is the only protein powder you don't have to mix with anything else. Just jam a straw in there and suck it down. It's like a PixieStick - that tastes like meat.
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| 24 | Vaxascab | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxascab
Just jab these platelet packed pills directly into your wound.
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| 25 | Vaxaslim Canine | BBB | Pets | Pet Products |
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Vaxaslim Canine
It is the only canine weight-loss medication that keeps weight off, guaranteed, or else you get a free pet carcass.
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| 26 | Vaxasom | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxasom
It's made from a specially formulated compound that mimics the effects of ruffies, in that they are ruffies.
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| 27 | Vaxator | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Vaxator
Product that removes cholesterol in your arteries, as well as hair and soap scum. Order within the next 24 hours, and you'll get a free heart defibrillator, which appears to be just a toilet plunger.
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| 28 | Stephen | Other | Themes | 3-D |
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| 29 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Pleasantville |
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