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| 1 | 101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids  | BBB | Literature | Books-Humor |
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101 Sick Jokes for Twisted Kids
Joke book Adam mentions. "I'm not funny? Me? Adam, The... The Laugh Ki- The Laugh... uh, Giver Demamp. I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids."
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| 2 | 360 Health Club | BBB | Personal Care | Fitness Centers |
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360 Health Club
The guys take Montez's wife to a health club for her to give birth when they can't get her to the Zen Water Birth Center in time.
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| 3 | 69 Hours | BBB | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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69 Hours
Adam's idea for a porno version of 127 Hours. Adam: "I was thinking, that movie, like, what if it was 69 Hours? Ah, that would be way funnier. If it's, like, 69, and he got his dick caught between the rocks, and he's like, does he chew his dick off?"
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| 4 | Adam DeMamp Action Figures | BBB | Toys | Action Figures |
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Adam DeMamp Action Figures
Adam tells his manager to scrap his idea for the Muff Diver's Kit because he wants action figures instead.
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| 5 | Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Attention Whore: The Adam Decamp Story
Theatrical production featuring Blake's old drama camp teacher Mr. Buckley as Adam DeMamp.
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| 6 | Bango!  | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Bango!
Energy drink from multiple episodes.
 
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| 7 | Bango! Slacker Costume | BBB | Toys | Costumes |
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Bango! Slacker Costume
Free when you buy a case of Bango! energy drinks - basically, a Blake costume - long curly hair and a marijuana themed shirt.
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| 8 | Bar Mitt Fuzz | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Bar Mitt Fuzz
After they become Party Gawds, Adam gets a gig DJing at a bar mitzvah, but he thought it was a sports bar calls Bar Mitt Fuzz.
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| 9 | The Basket Cases | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Cover Bands |
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The Basket Cases
Green Day cover band.
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| 10 | Beagle Scouts | BBB | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
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Beagle Scouts
Youth group Anders created when he got kicked out of the Eagle Scouts in story he told.
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| 11 | Best Buds | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Best Buds
Carl's burrito and weed shop. Home of the Burweedo.
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| 12 | Best Friends | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Best Friends
Song the guys write as Menergy.
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| 13 | Bianca Toro | BBB | Performing Arts | Motivational Speakers |
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Bianca Toro
TelAmeriCorp corporate office brings in best-selling author and world-renowned motivational speaker, Bianca Toro.
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| 14 | Big Bad Mamma Jo | BBB | Video | Movies-Action |
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Big Bad Mamma Jo
Blaxpoitation movie.
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| 15 | Big Bodacious Babes | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Big Bodacious Babes
Pornographic magazine.
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| 16 | Big Hank's Auto Body Shop | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
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Big Hank's Auto Body Shop
Automotive service busted by Channel 5 consumer reporter Miss B.S.
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| 17 | Big Lance's Auto Repair | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
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Big Lance's Auto Repair
Where the guys buy man snacks and a new car battery with Anders' credit card - and kill a homeless guy's raccoon.
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| 18 | Billian's | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Billian's
Bar where Alice hangs out.
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| 19 | Black Bear Bar & Billiards | BBB | Nightlife | Bars |
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Black Bear Bar & Billiards
The guys take Alice's brother B-Rad to a bar.
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| 20 | The Black Ops Academy | BBB | Education | Military Schools |
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The Black Ops Academy
School the guys mention when they scam their way into the police gathering.
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| 21 | Blane's World | BBB | Video | TV-Comedy |
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Blane's World
Blake's version of Wayne's World.
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| 22 | Blue Magic | BBB | Products | Narcotics-Marijuana |
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Blue Magic
Weed that Jillian sells, name inspired by Breaking Bad.
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| 23 | The Body Stage | BBB | Entertainment | Entertainment Acts |
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The Body Stage
Adam's act at Faux Chella: Adam: "Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop."
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| 24 | Boned on the 4th of July | BBB | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Boned on the 4th of July
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Parody of Born on the Fourth of July.
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| 25 | Bonjour | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Bonjour
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye.
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| 26 | Boobillow | BBB | Home Furnishing | Bedding |
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Boobillow
An ergonomic wedge-shaped pillow that allows very large-breasted women to sleep comfortably on their stomachs.
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| 27 | Breaking News 9 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Breaking News 9
TV station with local news program.
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| 28 | The Burglar Buster | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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The Burglar Buster
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "It's basically the eliminator from American gladiators, mixed with all the cool laser parts from entrapment you know, the Catherine Zeta-Jones vehicle."
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| 29 | Burweedo | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Burweedo
The guys open a weed dispensary in the form of a burrito shop and sell burritos with weed in them.
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| 30 | The Business Tribune | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Tribunes |
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The Business Tribune
Local newspaper. Headline: IS YOUR BUSINESS TIGHT BUTTHOLE? IT BETTER BE.
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| 31 | Cajun Chicken Niblets | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Cajun Chicken Niblets
Menu item served at the restaurant Ricky's.
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| 32 | The Case to Find the Missing Friend of M... | BBB | Literature | Books-Joke |
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The Case to Find the Missing Friend of Mine
Stupid joke by Blake, book by Blake Chesterfield Henderson.
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| 33 | Century Club | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Century Club
The whiskey brand Adam tells Anders' Swedish pen pal and her friend their dead coworker used to drink.
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| 34 | Channel 5 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 5
TV station featuring local news crew and consumer reporter Miss B.S.
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| 35 | Chelsea Springs Country Club | BBB | Entertainment | Private Clubs |
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Chelsea Springs Country Club
Country Club.
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| 36 | Chelsea Springs Pro Shop | BBB | Retail | Sporting Goods Stores |
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Chelsea Springs Pro Shop
Golf store at the Chelsea Springs Country Club.
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| 37 | The Chill Sergeant | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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The Chill Sergeant
Joke Adam makes about his own rapping name when Anders informs him he's going to call himself Cypress Chill.
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| 38 | Cloud Mall | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Cloud Mall
Workaholics version of Sky Mall.
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| 39 | Clownin' | BBB | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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Clownin'
After discovering the Taskrabbit app, the guys become Rancho Cucamonga's Premier Clown Troupe.
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| 40 | Club Damnation | BBB | Nightlife | Clubs |
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Club Damnation
Where Topher the swagger hound, also known as "bieberhole69', takes the guys.
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| 41 | Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse | BBB | Media | Video Games |
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Code of Ronin: Undead Apocalypse
Video game the guys are psyched up for.
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| 42 | Cold Calling for Women | BBB | Literature | Books-Instructional |
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Cold Calling for Women
Book on Alice's desk.
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| 43 | Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip | BBB | Menu | Meals |
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Combo #1: Burweedo, Drink, Chip
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.
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| 44 | Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink | BBB | Menu | Meals |
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Combo #2: Burweedo, Chips, Drink
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.
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| 45 | Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips | BBB | Menu | Meals |
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Combo #3: Burweedos, Drink, Chips
Menu item at Best Buds, the guys' combination burrito shop/weed dispensary.
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| 46 | Condomints | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Condomints
Mint flavored condoms.
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| 47 | Crisp Berry Crunch | BBB | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Crisp Berry Crunch
Breakfast cereal - imitation Trix Anders bought from Trader Joes.
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| 48 | Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class | BBB | Video | Movies-Comedy |
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Crocodile Dundee 4: The New Class
Blake's screenplay.
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| 49 | Cucamonga Studios | BBB | Companies | Film Production Companies |
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Cucamonga Studios
Studio behind dating game show Termi-Date.
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| 50 | Cup Gaykes | BBB | Food | Bakeries |
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Cup Gaykes
The gluten-free cupcake place the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont.
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| 51 | Cypress Chili | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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Cypress Chili
Anders' new rapper persona for the guys' annual 4/20 party.
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| 52 | Dante's Pizza Palace | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Dante's Pizza Palace
Where the guys celebrate Anders' birthday party. According to one of the patrons, it's a black Chuck E. Cheese.
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| 53 | DeMamp Camp | BBB | Products | Fitness Products |
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DeMamp Camp
Adam's exercise DVD.
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| 54 | DeMamp Camp 2 | BBB | Products | Fitness Products |
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DeMamp Camp 2
Adam's exercise DVD featuring DeMamp Camp's Muscle Perplexation technique.
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| 55 | DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two | BBB | Products | Fitness Products |
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DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two
Adam's exercise DVD.
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| 56 | DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured | BBB | Products | Fitness Products |
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DeMamp Camp: Fully Insured
Adam's workout video.
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| 57 | DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires | BBB | Products | Fitness Products |
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DeMamp Camp: Working Out with Tires
Adam's workout video.
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| 58 | DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit
Sex product Adam mentions endorsing, then changes his mind, he wants action figures instead.
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| 59 | Dimples | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Dimples
Karaoke bar.
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| 60 | DJ Ango | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-DJs |
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DJ Ango
Anders' DJ name. DJ + Ango = Django.
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| 61 | DJ Chris | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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DJ Chris
Music Anders mentions. Sounds like Jamiroquai mixed with Smashmouth according to Adam.
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| 62 | Dolphin's Strip Club | BBB | Nightlife | Strip Clubs |
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Dolphin's Strip Club
Strip club Adam orders strippers from for Anders' birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.
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| 63 | Dorm Daze | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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Dorm Daze
Pornographic film series. No relation to films by National Lampoon.
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| 64 | D'Alio Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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D'Alio Pizza
Pizza parlor where Blake stops at while they guys are racing across town to pick up a free massage chair.
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| 65 | Earth Pets | BBB | Pets | Pet Stores |
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Earth Pets
TelAmeriCorp customer, located in West Covina.
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| 66 | Easy as Pie Pizzeria | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Easy as Pie Pizzeria
Pizza chain owned by Adam's family.
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| 67 | Economic Weekly | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Economic Weekly
Magazine Adam's new girlfriend reads out by the pool.
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| 68 | Ed's Jug House | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Ed's Jug House
Bar.
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| 69 | Egg Nagasaki Bomb | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Egg Nagasaki Bomb
Half Christmas themed mixed drink that the guys mention.
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| 70 | El Sabor AM 690 | BBB | Radio | Radio Stations |
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El Sabor AM 690
Spanish language radio station that holds contest for Clippers tickets.
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| 71 | Endless Hummer | BBB | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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Endless Hummer
Movie playing at the Pussycat Theater. Porn parody version of Endless Summer.
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| 72 | Erect Chin Pills | BBB | Products | Medicine |
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Erect Chin Pills
Product that Ders makes a flyer for on the bulletin board at work - sounds like 'erection pills'.
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| 73 | Eric Draven Middle School | BBB | Education | Middle Schools |
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Eric Draven Middle School
Anders' middle school, with Crows as the mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.
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| 74 | Eskimo Sluts IV | BBB | Video | Adult Films |
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Eskimo Sluts IV
Movie playing at porn theater.
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| 75 | The Ether-net | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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The Ether-net
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out. "A net of ethernet cables."
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| 76 | Exploring Rancho with Bill | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Exploring Rancho with Bill
TelAmeriCorp employee Bill also has his own cable access show.
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| 77 | Expression Auto Rental | BBB | Vehicles | Vehicle Rental |
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Expression Auto Rental
Car rental company.
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| 78 | EZ Egger | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances |
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EZ Egger
Egg cooking product.
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| 79 | Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Fade Up Fade Out Bye Bye
Karl's band.
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| 80 | Fartsi | BBB | Technology | Mobile Apps |
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Fartsi
Blake's app, which will translate farts into English.
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| 81 | Female Sexuality | BBB | Literature | Textbooks |
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Female Sexuality
Generic college textbook.
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| 82 | FemCo. | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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FemCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, the future leaders in feminine retail, maker of the Boobillow.
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| 83 | Flying Pig | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Flying Pig
Best taco in L.A., according to Mark Summers, the host of Double Dare.
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| 84 | Front Yard Wrestling | BBB | Video | TV-Sports |
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Front Yard Wrestling
The guys create a public access TV show to get money for rent.
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| 85 | Frontpack | BBB | Apparel | Luggage |
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Frontpack
New invention the guys come up with - backpack for your front.
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| 86 | Frostwell | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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Frostwell
Refrigerator company that offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.
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| 87 | Fuzzy Onesies | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Fuzzy Onesies
Adult pajamas sold by TelAmeriCorp.
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| 88 | The Gaylord's Force | BBB | Entertainment | Entertainment Acts |
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The Gaylord's Force
The name the guys come up with for the religious bodybuilders when they come out as gay and get fired from The Lord's Force, featuring Adam "Baby Bear" DeMamp.
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| 89 | General Services | BBB | Healthcare | Medical Services |
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General Services
"Your Medical Specialists". Medical center that gives out clean needles. Adam accidentally gets in line instead of the line for the new zombie video game because the junkies look like zombies.
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| 90 | Genius Bar | BBB | Services | Repair Services |
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Genius Bar
Workaholics version of The Apple Store where Ders takes his laptop for help.
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| 91 | Girthquake | BBB | Services | Sex Services |
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Girthquake
Stripper, dancer and gigolo that the guys hire to have sex with Alice.
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| 92 | Glacier Refrigerator | BBB | Home Furnishing | Kitchen Appliances |
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Glacier Refrigerator
The Frostwell corporation offers the top TelAmeriCorp salesman a free Glacier refrigerator.
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| 93 | Gods of the Mayan World | BBB | Literature | Books-History |
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Gods of the Mayan World
Karl's book from Mexico - a Legends Of The Hidden Temple tell-all.
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| 94 | Gojo | BBB | Technology | Communication Devices |
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Gojo
Der's hands-free headset for his phone that he takes on his first business trip with Alice.
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| 95 | Golden Goggles | BBB | Products | Sporting Goods |
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Golden Goggles
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.
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| 96 | Grandma Flora's | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Grandma Flora's
The breakfast burrito joint the guys see an ad for on TV and drive an hour for only to find out its closed. "The Best Breakfast Burrito in America"
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| 97 | The Groundlings | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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The Groundlings
Karl's client Ryan Gall that pays off his weed tab in acting dollars by pretending to be Adam's new friend is in an improv comedy called the Groundlings.
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| 98 | Gun Kings Armory | BBB | Weapons | Gun Stores |
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Gun Kings Armory
Where the guys buy weapons - spear gun, crossbow, bow and arrow.
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| 99 | Hedonism II | BBB | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Hedonism II
Jamaica's premier sex resort.
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| 100 | Heisler Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Heisler Beer
Beer product created by Independent Studio Services, from various episodes.
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| 101 | Heisler Gold Ale | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Heisler Gold Ale
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes, including To Friend a Predator.
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| 102 | Heisler Light | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Heisler Light
Beer product they guys drink in various episodes.
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| 103 | Homework Store | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Homework Store
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."
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| 104 | House of Pancakes | BBB | Dining | Diners |
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House of Pancakes
Where guys go after stealing Anders' Volvo back from Mid Valley Towing.
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| 105 | Hover Beast | BBB | Vehicles | Watercrafts |
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Hover Beast
Hovercraft the guys buy from Montez.
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| 106 | How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that Yo... | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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How Many Times a Day Do You Wish that You Had a Bigger Dick?
Song by Karl's band, Fade up fade out Bye Bye, dedicated to Blake.
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| 107 | Humunga Cucamonga | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Humunga Cucamonga
The pizza that the guys must eat at Rancho Cucapizza to win The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.
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| 108 | Imperial Point Beach Club | BBB | Entertainment | Private Clubs |
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Imperial Point Beach Club
Beach club near the TelAmeriCorp time share condo.
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| 109 | International House of Salads  | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Vegetarian |
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International House of Salads
Vegetarian restaurant.
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| 110 | Irvine Central High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Irvine Central High School
Where Anders went to high school. He goes back for swim team reunion.
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| 111 | Jamaican Jerk Lasagna | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Jamaican Jerk Lasagna
Menu item served at the Pastafari restaurant.
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| 112 | Jean Claude's Damn Van | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Jean Claude's Damn Van
Blake's idea for a public access TV show. "Like, if Bill has a show, we should definitely have a show. But ours will be better 'cause we'll get, like, cool, famous people like Jean Claude Van Damme and film him doing, like, cool stuff. Oh yeah, what if we, like, film him on a road trip across America? We could call it Jean Claude's Damn Van."
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| 113 | Jimmy Sparx | BBB | Education | Performing Arts Schools |
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Jimmy Sparx
Dance instructor brought to the Termi-Date dating game show to teach the contestants how to dance.
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| 114 | John G. Neihardt Elementary | BBB | Education | Elementary Schools |
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John G. Neihardt Elementary
Where Montez says his wife Colleen was promoted to principal.
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| 115 | Johnny Glass | BBB | Services | Drug Dealers |
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Johnny Glass
Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley transforms into meth dealer Johnny Glass at Ed's Jug House.
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| 116 | Karl Hevachek | BBB | Services | Drug Dealers |
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Karl Hevachek
The guys' primary drug dealer, and sometimes friend, from various episodes.
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| 117 | KZN | BBB | Education | Fraternities |
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KZN
The guys hang out with Stan Halen, a delusional wanna be frat boy that thinks he's a member of Kappa Zeta Nu fraternity.
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| 118 | La Vida | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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La Vida
Club the guys go to.
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| 119 | Land Ho Spiced Rum | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Land Ho Spiced Rum
Alcohol product.
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| 120 | Lap Hog XL | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Lap Hog XL
Condom missing from Blake's collection.
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| 121 | The Laser Jungle | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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The Laser Jungle
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.
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| 122 | Let's Potato Chips | BBB | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Let's Potato Chips
Jillian eats a bag at work.
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| 123 | Lisa | BBB | Services | Drug Dealers |
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Lisa
The guys' new drug dealer.
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| 124 | The Lord's Force | BBB | Entertainment | Entertainment Acts |
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The Lord's Force
Religious bodybuilders.
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| 125 | Magic Blake | BBB | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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Magic Blake
Blake's magic act that he performs at the casino the guys open in their rental house, featuring Magic Karl.
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| 126 | Maxwell's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Maxwell's
Restaurant where the CEO takes the guys out for lunch to ask them to kill him for $10,000.
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| 127 | McBreath | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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McBreath
Play written by Blake's old drama camp teacher, Mr. Buckley, portrayed by Andy Dick.
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| 128 | McMillan Realty | BBB | Services | Realty Services |
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McMillan Realty
Realty company.
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| 129 | The Meat Jerking Beef Boys | BBB | Food | Meat Companies |
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The Meat Jerking Beef Boys
Jerky company the guys try to start.
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| 130 | MenCo. | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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MenCo.
TelAmeriCorp vendor, maker of Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray.
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| 131 | Menergy | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Menergy
The band the guys start - and then Ders and Adam kick Blake out.
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| 132 | Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray | BBB | Personal Care | Sex Products |
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Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray
Product for men made by TelAmeriCorp vendor MenCo.
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| 133 | Messina theaters | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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Messina theaters
Movie theater chain in Rancho Cucamonga.
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| 134 | Mid Valley Towing | BBB | Vehicles | Automotive Services |
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Mid Valley Towing
Towing company from various episodes.
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| 135 | Mike "the Throat" Davenport | BBB | Entertainment | Entertainment Acts |
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Mike "the Throat" Davenport
The premiere sword swallower in the county that the guys' rap group The Wizards are going to open for at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.
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| 136 | Motel Jillian | BBB | Travel | Motels |
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Motel Jillian
When the guys fight, Blake crashes at Jillian's place and she's really mean to him and makes him sleep in the tub. Jillian: "Welcome to motel Jillian! We leave the shower on."
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| 137 | MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hoc... | BBB | Video | Movies-Documentary |
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MTV True Life: I'm a Russian Lesbian Hockey Player Living in America, Maybe Legally
Ander's documentary.
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| 138 | Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol | BBB | Entertainment | Museums |
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Museum of Tolerance of Alcohol
Joke Blake makes.
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| 139 | My Deep Desire | BBB | Media | Websites |
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My Deep Desire
Dating web site the guys use to create a profile for Jillian.
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| 140 | Na San Thai Massage Parlor | BBB | Personal Care | Massage Parlors |
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Na San Thai Massage Parlor
Location of Karl's last hand job before donating his penis to Blake.
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| 141 | New Dick City | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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New Dick City
Girl Adam makes out with: "I'm female to male transgender, so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, but downstairs, it's New Dick City." Adam: "New Dick City? New Jack City. I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film."
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| 142 | North Rancho College | BBB | Education | Colleges |
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North Rancho College
Where the guys go to recruit workers for TelAmeriCorp.
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| 143 | The Nutting Professor | BBB | Video | Adult Film Parodies |
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The Nutting Professor
The greatest porno of all time, named after the Nutty Professor.
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| 144 | Old Steed Whiskey | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Old Steed Whiskey
Appears in multiple episodes.
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| 145 | Olde British 600 Malt Liquor | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Olde British 600 Malt Liquor
Beer.
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| 146 | Original Cola | BBB | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Original Cola
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from Sunrise Liquor by filling up an Original Cola box with Heisler Beer.
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| 147 | Paddy's Irish Pub | BBB | Nightlife | Pubs |
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Paddy's Irish Pub
Ders' T-shirt - pub from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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| 148 | Party Gawds Web Series | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Party Gawds Web Series
Bango! energy drinks pays for the guys to star in a web series to promote their product.
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| 149 | The Party Police | BBB | Services | Party Services |
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The Party Police
In order to sneak Montez out of his wife's baby shower, they try to spice up the festivities as The Party Police, then quickly change their name to The Fiesta Boys, the The Police Boys.
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| 150 | Pastafari | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-Italian |
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Pastafari
Little restaurant at sex resort Hedonism II that serves Italian food with a Jamaican fusion.
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| 151 | Phantomspotter | BBB | Technology | Mobile Apps |
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Phantomspotter
App Blake uses to detect electromagnetic frequencies at TelAmeriCorp.
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| 152 | Playpen | BBB | Media | Magazines-Adult |
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Playpen
Appears in multiple episodes.
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| 153 | Proud to Be a TelAmerican | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Proud to Be a TelAmerican
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.
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| 154 | Pubic Enemy | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Pubic Enemy
Joke Jillian makes about her favorite band, play on Public Enemy.
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| 155 | Pussycat Theater | BBB | Entertainment | Movie Theaters |
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Pussycat Theater
The Inland Empire's oldest operating Erotic theater. "Since the doors opened in 1963, we've had but one motto: Be courteous, have fun and come again. And again. And again..."
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| 156 | Queensland Vodka | BBB | Beverage Products | Alcohol |
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Queensland Vodka
Mini bottle that acted as the queen chess piece on the booze chessboard.
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| 157 | Rancho Blood Bank | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Rancho Blood Bank
Local blood bank.
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| 158 | Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours | BBB | Travel | Tours |
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Rancho Cucamonga Hollywood Hot Tub Tours
Karl uses his van to start a tour business.
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| 159 | Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Rancho Cucamonga Justin Bieber Fan Club
Website where the guys meet Topher.
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| 160 | Rancho Cucamonga Pizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Rancho Cucamonga Pizza
Pizza parlor seen in list of recent calls on Anders' phone.
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| 161 | Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic | BBB | Education | Schools-Science/Tech |
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Rancho Cucamonga Polytechnic
Technical college where the guys met.
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| 162 | Rancho Cucamonga Register | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Rancho Cucamonga Register
Local newspaper.
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| 163 | Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Rancho Cucamonga Skinny Girl Mojitos
Drinks Blake makes at Montez' wife's baby shower.
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| 164 | Rancho Cucamonga South High School | BBB | Education | High Schools |
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Rancho Cucamonga South High School
Also known as RCS. Local high school.
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| 165 | Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines | BBB | Travel | Bus Lines |
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Rancho Cucamonga Transit Lines
Bus line. Fun fact: the bus driver is the same guy that played the bus driver in the movie Speed. Adam references the movie when he says there's a bomb on the bus.
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| 166 | Rancho Cucapizza | BBB | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Rancho Cucapizza
Pizza parlor that hosts The 11th Annual Humonga Cucamonga Challenge.
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| 167 | Rancho Garden Mall | BBB | Retail | Shopping Centers |
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Rancho Garden Mall
Mall mentioned.
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| 168 | Rancho Kidzamunga | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Rancho Kidzamunga
Blog about all things kids-related in Rancho Cucamonga.
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| 169 | Rancho Land Booze Cruise | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Rancho Land Booze Cruise
Drinking bus tour around town.
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| 170 | Rancho Review | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Rancho Review
The name of the local newspaper the food critic works for that comes to review Best Buds. Blake makes him a roadkill skunk burrito to eat.
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| 171 | Rancho Video and Disc | BBB | Entertainment | Video Rental |
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Rancho Video and Disc
Video rental store.
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| 172 | The Rap Musage Van | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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The Rap Musage Van
New name of Karl's van, his new business giving homeless people massages, which he calls "bum rubs" when the guys won't let him go with them to the Xzibit concert.
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| 173 | The Rap Music Van | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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The Rap Music Van
Karl changes the name of his van from The Rape Van to the Rap Music Van.
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| 174 | The Rape Van | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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The Rape Van
Karl's van.
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| 175 | The Rapping Wizards | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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The Rapping Wizards
The band Blake starts after the guys kick him out of Menergy.
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| 176 | The Rat Busters | BBB | Maintenance | Pest Control Services |
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The Rat Busters
The guys call themselves The Rat Busters after having to fight a rat infestation in their rental house.
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| 177 | The Raver's Prayer | BBB | Literature | Poetry |
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The Raver's Prayer
The prayer the guys recite before going to the Technotopia electronic music festival. "We are one massive tribal village that transcends manmade law..."
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| 178 | Raw Pizza | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Raw Pizza
Quickest pizza option on the menu at D'Alio Pizza parlor that Blake buys to throw at the other guys to beat them across town to the massage chair - "It's almost like regular pizza, but more rawer."
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| 179 | Rawegion | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Rawegion
Denim line that Anders starts.
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| 180 | RC Public Access | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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RC Public Access
Station the guys get their Front Yard Wrestling TV show on.
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| 181 | Real World: San Francisco | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Real World: San Francisco
Blake claims to have starred as the character Puck in a stage adaptation of the MTV show Real World: San Francisco back in college.
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| 182 | Realchickschat.com | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Realchickschat.com
The guys fall in love with a webcam girl.
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| 183 | Red Metal Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Red Metal Beer
Beer advertised in Sunrise Liquor store.
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| 184 | Rentlemania | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Rentlemania
The guys create a front yard wrestling public access TV show.
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| 185 | Rich Dad Poor Dad | BBB | Literature | Books-Psychology |
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Rich Dad Poor Dad
Book Ders reads.
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| 186 | Ricky's | BBB | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Ricky's
Restaurant where Ders takes the guys after being promoted.
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| 187 | Ride Along Bus Lines | BBB | Travel | Bus Lines |
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Ride Along Bus Lines
Bus line that Karl rides.
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| 188 | Rockafella | BBB | Performing Arts | Record Companies |
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Rockafella
Record company from joke the guys make: "What are we, the Rockefellers' record company Rockafella? What if we just TaskRabbit a job ourselves? You know, make some dough, pass it on to the guy sandin' our slide? Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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| 189 | Sarape Van | BBB | Apparel | Clothing Stores |
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Sarape Van
Karl sells A bunch of crap from Mexico out of his van.
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| 190 | Savage Jungle Juice | BBB | Menu | Mixed Drinks |
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Savage Jungle Juice
Delusional frat boy Stan Halen's cocktail made from leftover drinks.
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| 191 | Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Shaquille Burrit-O'Neal
Blake and Adam's idea for a new burrito to sell at Best Buds, Carl's burrito and weed shop - The world's largest burrito.
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| 192 | The Sleeve Cleaver | BBB | Home Furnishing | Appliances |
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The Sleeve Cleaver
Device that turns T-shirts into tank tops.
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| 193 | Smoke Cutter | BBB | Home Furnishing | Security Products |
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Smoke Cutter
New product that Alice's father invents and TelAmeriCorp sells. From the Smoke Cutter commercial: "Let's just say that one night you're out with your best friends and extended family enjoying a couple of platters of Johnsonville brats when suddenly, you smell heavy heavy smoke, and you turn around only to find that you are all trapped by a raging fire. Blinded by the smoke, you call out to your buddies, Hey, buddies, where are ya? Where are ya? But they can't hear you because of the roar of the raging fire, and they cannot respond because of the noxious smoke that is searing their lungs. And then they die, and I'm talking crispy critter dead. And you spend the rest of your life just wishing there was something you could have done to prevent that horror. The Smoke Cutter."
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| 194 | Socko's | BBB | Dining | Cafes and Delis |
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Socko's
Deli where the guys sit down and hang out with Bill.
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| 195 | Soft Pitch | BBB | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Soft Pitch
Name of play the guys make up, kind of like A League of Their Own.
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| 196 | Springbrook Bar and Grill | BBB | Dining | Bar and Grills |
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Springbrook Bar and Grill
Restaurant where delusional frat boy Stan Halen hangs out.
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| 197 | Spyfocals | BBB | Technology | Spy Gadgets |
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Spyfocals
Anders' camera glasses that he uses to film his documentary about Karl donating his penis to Blake.
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| 198 | Stock Surplus | BBB | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Stock Surplus
Company that Alice brings in to buy all of the mirrors that TelAmeriCorp was not able to sell.
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| 199 | Stone's Market | BBB | Retail | Gas Stations |
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Stone's Market
Convenience store.
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| 200 | Suicide Illustrated | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Suicide Illustrated
Magazine - Montez's roast material.
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| 201 | Sunrise Liquor | BBB | Food | Liquor Stores |
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Sunrise Liquor
Blake and B-Rad try to steal beer from a liquor store.
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| 202 | Super Stink Bomb | BBB | Weapons | Explosives |
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Super Stink Bomb
Karl's homemade recipe: "That's filled with so much nasty stuff, man. Like raw poop, human poop, raccoon poop, my poop, Velveeta cheese, and fermented Grumpy Grape Squeezit."
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| 203 | Supermart | BBB | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Supermart
Where the guys get the idea for a strike.
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| 204 | Synergy | BBB | Beverage Products | Energy Drinks |
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Synergy
The devil's energy drink. Joke Adam makes when he reads the word synergy in the TelAmeriCorp orientation video like 11 times.
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| 205 | T.K. | BBB | Performing Arts | Clowns |
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T.K.
Children's party entertainer the guys compete against when they become clowns to earn extra money to be able to afford to pay somebody to fix their pool slide.
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| 206 | The Tale of Half Christmas | BBB | Literature | Books-Children |
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The Tale of Half Christmas
Book from the introduction.
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| 207 | Tanfastic | BBB | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Tanfastic
Tanning lotion.
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| 208 | TelAmerica the Beautiful | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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TelAmerica the Beautiful
Song Ders sings to recruit college students to TelAmeriCorp.
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| 209 | TelAmeriCorp | BBB | Companies | Communications Companies |
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TelAmeriCorp
Telemarketing company where guys work.
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| 210 | Telamericorp.net | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Telamericorp.net
TelAmeriCorp's website address, seen on Alice's computer.
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| 211 | Termi-Date | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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Termi-Date
Dating game show.
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| 212 | Tetanus Ball | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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Tetanus Ball
Blake's homemade weapon - a tennis ball with rusty nails sticking out of it.
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| 213 | TINA | BBB | Technology | Software |
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TINA
Telecom Intelligence Negotiating Algorithm. New sales software at TelAmeriCorp with celebrity voices, including Tom Green.
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| 214 | Trevor's Game Shop | BBB | Retail | Electronics Stores |
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Trevor's Game Shop
Video game store.
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| 215 | Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Mel... | BBB | Menu | Burgers |
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Triple Bacon, Double Mushroom, Swiss Melt Burger
New burger the guys want to try.
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| 216 | The Unburnable American Flag | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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The Unburnable American Flag
Blake's invention.
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| 217 | Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a ... | BBB | Literature | Books-Humor |
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Uncle Blazer's Fun Facts Just to Take a Poop To
Book Blake says he's going to write.
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| 218 | USA Swimming | BBB | Companies | Manufacturing |
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USA Swimming
Anders old swim team nemesis works for USA Swimming, makers of Golden Goggles.
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| 219 | Vikings of Scandinavia | BBB | Entertainment | Museum Exhibits |
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Vikings of Scandinavia
Museum exhibit.
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| 220 | The Water Jug Pendulums of Death | BBB | Weapons | Weapons-misc |
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The Water Jug Pendulums of Death
Trap the guys set up to catch the bad guys during their office camp out.
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| 221 | Whaletails | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Whaletails
Website Genius Bar employee tells Ders gave his laptop a virus.
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| 222 | Wizard Beats | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Wizard Beats
The guys' rap group The Wizards' music album CD.
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| 223 | The Wizards | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rap |
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The Wizards
The name of the guys' rap group, from various episodes.
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| 224 | Zen Water Birth Center | BBB | Healthcare | Obstetrics |
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Zen Water Birth Center
Where Montez's wife plans to give birth.
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| 225 | Zippo Tomlin | BBB | Services | Drug Dealers |
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Zippo Tomlin
Drug dealer and leader of the most brutal biker gang in the state that got his nickname by setting people on fire.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 226 | May 29, 2001 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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May 29, 2001
Anders ejaculates in his pants attending a taping of VH1 Storytellers, after which he faints and has to go to the doctor: It was May 29, 2001. I was on vaycay with my parents, and we were staying in the same room, so I couldn't stroke my dog. Believe me, I tried. One day, they went horseback riding and dropped me off at a taping of VH1's Storytellers... Anyway, the artist was Natalie Imbruglia, and she was singing her song, Torn.
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| 227 | June 25, 2011 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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June 25, 2011
While the exact date is not specifically mentioned when the guys' celebrate the half-way point to Christmas, according to the official Workaholics Tumblr page, this annual tradition is celebrated on June 25th.
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| 228 | June 29, 2012 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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June 29, 2012
Anders sees G.I. Joe Retaliation - movie ticket stub that Adam finds in his wallet. Adam: G.I. Joe: Retaliation ticket stub. He saw it without us! I don't know whether to cry or explode from anger.
 
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| 229 | February 12, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 12, 2013
With only 48 hours until Valentine's Day, the guys turn to RealChicksChat.com, befriending a webcam girl named JustAnna.
 
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| 230 | February 13, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 13, 2013
The guys chat with RealChicksChat.com webcam girl JustAnna all day long after meeting her the night before.
 
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| 231 | February 14, 2013 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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February 14, 2013
Valentine's Day. The guys track down RealChicksChat.com webcam girl JustAnna, thinking they are rescuing her.
 
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| 232 | April 20, 2015 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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April 20, 2015
The guys throw their annual 4/20 party, which Adam mentions a year later: Honestly, every person I run into keeps blabbing about how awesome our 4/20 party was last year, and I'm like, "Bitch, you don't even know. This year, we've got a 42-blunt salute!"
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| 233 | April 19, 2016 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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April 19, 2016
4/20 Eve. The guys' annual 4/20 party is in jeopardy after Blake sent their savings to his new girlfriend.
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| 234 | April 20, 2016 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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April 20, 2016
Anders, Blake and Adam host their annual 4/20 Party. This year's party features a 42-blunt salute and Anders free-style rapping as rapper Cypress Chill.
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| 235 | April 20, 2016 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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April 20, 2016
The guys throw their annual 4/20 party.
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| 236 | January 23, 2017 | Dates | 21st Century: 10s | Events |
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January 23, 2017
The guys get stuck in the vending machine at work - date of the video tape they show their coworkers to remind them that they're all stuck at TelAmeriCorp.
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| 237 | January 1 | Dates | No Year | Events |
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January 1
Date that Adam mentions to Anders when he accidentally impales himself with a sports trophy: Just relax, dude! My uncle Bobby actually impaled himself with a fire poker one Christmas. He had it in there until New Year's. Year not specified.
 
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| 238 | December 25 | Dates | No Year | Events |
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December 25
Date that Adam mentions to Anders when he accidentally impales himself with a sports trophy: Just relax, dude! My uncle Bobby actually impaled himself with a fire poker one Christmas. He had it in there until New Year's. Year not specified.
 
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 239 | 12th Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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12th Street
Where Adam's homeless date to Karl's wedding hangs out.
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| 240 | Camilla Road | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Roads |
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Camilla Road
The home address of the functioning alcoholic principal of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.
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| 241 | Chillville | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Chillville
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."
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| 242 | Crank Down Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Crank Down Town
Joke the guys make. "You know, we could've been on our way to Crank Down Town, that city, but you freaking screwed us."
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| 243 | Crocker | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-misc |
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Crocker
The TelAmeriCorp office is located at 24th and Crocker in Rancho Cucamonga.
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| 244 | East Olive Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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East Olive Avenue
Location of City Hall.
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| 245 | Hallman Drive | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Drives |
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Hallman Drive
The address of the guys' rental house in Rancho Cucamonga. Sometimes Hallman Street.
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| 246 | Hamilton Springs Park | Map | Nature | Parks |
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Hamilton Springs Park
Park in Rancho Cucamonga.
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| 247 | Homework Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Homework Town
Joke the guys make about the way their rental house looks with the fumigation tent. "Instead of, like, making awesome circus tents that kids wanna hide in, they should just write Homework Store on it, or Homework Town. Kids don't wanna go to homework town."
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| 248 | Hope Gardens | Map | Residential Communities | Retirement Communities |
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Hope Gardens
Adam's grandpa's senior community.
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| 249 | Isabel Street | Map | Transit Routes | Streets |
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Isabel Street
Address of the free massage chair the guys race to get.
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| 250 | Lantana Hills | Map | Urban Areas | Neighborhoods |
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Lantana Hills
Suburb where Montez lives.
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| 251 | Lookout Point | Map | Nature | Natural Areas |
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Lookout Point
Where Anders takes the webcam girl - via webcam on his laptop - for a private date.
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| 252 | Magic Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities |
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Magic Town
Adam's nickname for his new girlfriend's son's bedroom.
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| 253 | Maple Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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Maple Avenue
Nonexistent street in Rancho Cucamonga.
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| 254 | Pound Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Pound Town
Ders: "Dude, we're going straight to pound town. Yeah, baby. Population three, cheap import beer, cheap export swag." Blake: "Ah, okay. Exported swag, I like it. And I know it's your birthday, I don't want to be a wet serape, but maybe we should go home to Chillville."
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| 255 | Vagina Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Vagina Town
Joke Ders makes when he thinks he's going to get laid. Ders: "Countdown to Vagina Town!"
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| 256 | Washington Avenue | Map | Transit Routes | Streets-Avenues |
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Washington Avenue
Location of Easy as Pie Pizzaria.
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| 257 | Work Town | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-Joke |
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Work Town
Joke Jillian makes about getting back to work: "Next stop, Work Town."
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| OTHER |
| 258 | The 2017 Whoopsies | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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The 2017 Whoopsies
TelAmeriCorp tradition - Awards for videos of employees in embarrassing situations.
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| 259 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: Think of it like Shrek, you know? The first two are cute and funny, But this third one sucked dick.
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| 260 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? That's where two totally straight guys try and out-gay each other.
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| 261 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: So hear me, world, 'cause these are my last words. If you take anything from Adam 'The Top Gun' Demamp's life, take this. Take it sleazy. And I'm out. Write that down. Take it sleazy and I'm out are my last words. And I'm killing myself.
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| 262 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: Sex twister makes my dick blister.
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| 263 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world.
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| 264 | Adam | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam
Adam: Hello and welcome to the Body Stage! Where I will be performing feats of strength and skill by clean and jerking four gallons of lead-based paint - without spilling a single drop.
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| 265 | American Gladiate-Ders | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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American Gladiate-Ders
American Gladiators inspired contest the guys play in the front yard.
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| 266 | Anders | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.
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| 267 | Anders | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Anders
Anders: You guys ever feel like sometimes you're in the lane eight of life? Yeah. Treading water, trying to keep your head above when we should really probably just sink to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, and let the water end it all.
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| 268 | Anders | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Anders
Anders: This rock star needs a monster can of Red Bull right now!
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| 269 | Anders | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Anders
Anders: All I want this weekend is to get a hickey on my neck so when we go back to the office, everyone's like, Did you see Ders? He had a freakend, for sure.
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| 270 | Anders Holm | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Anders Holm
Anders Holm: This is my Volvo, my rules!
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| 271 | Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crow... | Other | Trivia | Questions |
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Anders' middle school, mascot = the Crows.
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Eric Draven Middle School |
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Brandon Lee Middle School |
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James O|Barr Middle School |
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| 272 | Bill | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill
Bill: Can we talk about my relationship with my stepsister? I feel like it might not be appropriate.
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| 273 | Bill | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill
Bill: Can somebody fix me? My mind is a tormented battlefield.
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| 274 | Blake | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?
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| 275 | Blake | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Blake
Blake: Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. I'm, uh I guess you could say I'm more of a eighth-eist.
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| 276 | Blake | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Blake
Blake: What are shrimpermen? Dude, shrimpermen. The waiters that pass out shrimp at fancy establishments such as this. Shrimpermen. You don't know shrimpermen?
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| 277 | Blake | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Blake
Blake: If we don't learn from History Channel, we're doomed to repeat History Channel.
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| 278 | Blake Boys | Other | Sports | Racing Teams |
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Blake Boys
The name for the guys' remote control car racing team.
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| 279 | Bone Cone | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Bone Cone
Slang for erection. "Okay, well, you're not sorry because you're popping a straight-up bone cone over that damn newspaper."
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| 280 | Clam Chow-Ders | Other | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Clam Chow-Ders
Ander's clam chowder recipe.
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| 281 | Coochie Mold | Other | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Coochie Mold
Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie.
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| 282 | Crows | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Crows
Eric Draven Middle School mascot. Anders' middle school, with Crows as mascot, from T-shirt in Blake's possession, which Anders accuses him of stealing, tribute to The Crow.
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| 283 | Dr. TelAmeriCorp | Other | Criminals | Serial Killers |
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Dr. TelAmeriCorp
Infamous child murderer played by Robert Englund.
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| 284 | Dragons | Other | Sports | Football Teams |
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Dragons
Rival football of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.
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| 285 | Eggs Tyrone | Other | Recipes | Recipes-Breakfast |
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Eggs Tyrone
The morning after the guys throw a raging party in their rental house, one of their guests is still there, making breakfast, apparently his signature dish, in the kitchen.
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| 286 | Faux Chella | Other | Events | Concerts |
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Faux Chella
Music festival, the guys' response to Coachella.
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| 287 | Fear-ection | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Fear-ection
When she puts the fear of God into your boner.
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| 288 | Girthquake Punani | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Girthquake Punani
The sex move that Adam made up when the guys were watching dumb environmental films.
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| 289 | Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim M... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Irvine Central High School Alumni Swim Meet
Anders confronts his old high school swim team nemesis.
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| 290 | Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire
The guys' rap group The Wizards are going to perform at the Irwindale Renaissance Pleasure Faire.
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| 291 | Isaac Lubetkin | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Isaac Lubetkin
Isaac Lubetkin: This web series, are we talking a rev-share? Because that's a thing I've at least overheard - is a word for stuff.
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| 292 | Jillian | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jillian
Jillian (her shirt covered in red liquid): I was dying my hair with cranberry juice in the bathroom, but one of the bottles broke and spilled all over me. But then Helen, that old janitor lady, slipped in the puddle and fell right onto the glass. She cut a major artery. She was pulling at me and just grabbing me and screaming. She was like, Ah! Ah! God, that story is so boring. I'm falling asleep myself. You have got to smell my shirt.
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| 293 | KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraterni... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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KZN Fraternity Brother #1 & KZN Fraternity Brother #2
KZN Fraternity Brother #1: Be careful, Stan's, like, a real psych-bro-path.
KZN Fraternity Brother #2: Yeah, he's a, uh, bro-ciopath.
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| 294 | North Rancho College Job Fair | Other | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
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North Rancho College Job Fair
Ders represents TelAmeriCorp at a college job fair.
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| 295 | Old Timers | Other | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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Old Timers
The guys' name for Alzheimer's. "I mean, is it weird if we made up a handicap, like, a disease? What's the disease that old people get where you start forgetting things? What is that? Old timers."
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| 296 | Patriots | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Patriots
Adam's high school mascot. Adam: "And I tried outf or the high school wrestling team. And guess what, I almost made it too. But they said being a mascot was more my skill set. Go patriots."
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| 297 | Pornographic Memory | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Pornographic Memory
Adam claims to be able to remember everything about every porno he's ever seen. Adam: "But I'll admit it, having a pornographic memory doesn't hurt. I cannot forget a dick. Which is crazy, 'cause you can't remember anything else, right? Yeah, no, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast. I can't remember, like, my social security number, which is an issue sometimes, but I remember, like, every frame of the porno that I cranked down to in the mirror last night."
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| 298 | Red Dynamite | Other | Sports | Hockey Teams |
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Red Dynamite
Jillians Russian girls hockey team.
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| 299 | Regret Cancer | Other | Medical Conditions | Diseases |
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Regret Cancer
Disease Adam mentions. Adam: "And if you don't hire him, you're gonna regret it for your whole life, and you'll probably end up dying of regret cancer, which is a real thing, my aunt died from it. She regretted smoking her whole life."
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| 300 | Roller Skating 2: The New Class | Other | Sports | Sports |
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Roller Skating 2: The New Class
New sport the guys create for the X Games.
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| 301 | Scorpigeon | Other | Living Things | Animals |
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Scorpigeon
Hybrid animal Blake paints.
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| 302 | Seders | Other | Language | Sexual Jargon |
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Seders
The Ders seduction technique. Adam's girlfriend: "Are you trying to seduce me?" Ders: "I'm trying to 'seders' you."
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| 303 | Shame | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shame
Shame: Congrats on taking the blue pill.
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| 304 | So Cal Telemarketers Conference | Other | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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So Cal Telemarketers Conference
Ders' first business trip, which becomes the guys first acid trip.
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| 305 | Tasmanian Devils | Other | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Tasmanian Devils
Montez's basketball team's name.
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| 306 | Technotopia | Other | Events | Concerts |
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Technotopia
Electronic music festival.
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| 307 | The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tourna... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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The TelAmerican Office Basketball Tournament Game
Alice organizes a 3-on-3 basketball tournament, winner gets to drive the company car, a Dodge Dart, for a two-day one-night stay at one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno.
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| 308 | TelAmeriCorp Softball Team | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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TelAmeriCorp Softball Team
The company softball team.
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| 309 | Timberlakes | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Timberlakes
Anders' idea for the guys' timber sports.
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| 310 | Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competi... | Other | Events | Sporting Events |
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Tri-Valley Amateur Bodybuilder's Competition
Adam's bodybuilding competition.
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| 311 | Tumblers | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Tumblers
Northside Tumblers. T-shirts the kids celebrating a birthday party at Dante's Pizza Palace.
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| 312 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 313 | What was the name of the gluten-free cup... | Other | Trivia | Name Game |
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What was the name of the gluten-free cupcake place that the gay religious bodybuilders open in Vermont?
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Sweetmeat |
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Butch Bakes |
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Cup Gaykes |
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| 314 | Whole Paycheckella | Other | Events | Concerts |
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Whole Paycheckella
Adam's joke about Coachella being too expensive and should be called Whole Paycheckella instead.
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| 315 | Whoopsie of the Year | Other | Recognition | Awards |
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Whoopsie of the Year
TelAmeriCorp Whoopsie award.
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| 316 | Wolves | Other | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wolves
Rancho Cucamonga South High School mascot - Wolves and Lady Wolves - of the local high school where the guys go undercover to find the kids that stole their dragon statue that they stole from the park.
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| 317 | Woodsmen | Other | Sports | Sports Teams |
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Woodsmen
Adam's idea for the guys' timber sports.
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