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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | Batter Up  | BBB | Dining | Fast Food |
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Batter Up
Fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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| 2 | Beer | BBB | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Beer
Generic beer brand served at the saloon where Bill & Ted meet Billy the Kid.
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| 3 | Cheese on a Bat | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Cheese on a Bat
Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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| 4 | Chocolate Pudding Cup | BBB | Food | Dairy Products |
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Chocolate Pudding Cup
Generic snack product.
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| 5 | Conquering Times | BBB | Media | Newspapers-Times |
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Conquering Times
Newspaper from fake review by Napoleon Bonapart on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "I am zee best part of zee entire movie! I give myself a 10+ I am DELIGHTFUL! WONDERFUL! PERFECT! C'est MAGNIFICENT!" -Napoleon Bonapart, CONQUERING TIMES.
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| 6 | Continuum Transit | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Continuum Transit
Travel service in the phone booth directory. "We will take you to times of Romance, Music and Beauty"
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| 7 | Fair Lanes | BBB | Entertainment | Bowling Alleys |
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Fair Lanes
Bowling alley where Ted's brother takes Napoleon.
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| 8 | Galaxie Travel | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Galaxie Travel
Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Anywhere in Time and Space"
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| 9 | Hot Dog on a Bat | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Hot Dog on a Bat
Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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| 10 | Mad Dog Saloon | BBB | Nightlife | Saloons |
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Mad Dog Saloon
Wild west saloon where Bill & Ted meet Billy the Kid.
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| 11 | Mogul Travel | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Mogul Travel
Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Visit the exotic land of Genghis Khan, See How it Really Was"
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| 12 | Mr. Keilson's Hardware | BBB | Retail | Hardware Stores |
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Mr. Keilson's Hardware
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| 13 | Newsgreek | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Newsgreek
Newspaper from fake review by Socrates on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "TWO THUMBS UP...gladly would I give greater praise would but that I possessed more thumbs!" -Socrates, NEWSGREEK.
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| 14 | Oats Military Academy | BBB | Education | Academies |
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Oats Military Academy
If Ted flunks out of school, his father will send him to military school in Alaska.
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| 15 | Pennand Inc. | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Pennand Inc.
Travel service in the phone booth directory. "Visit the Land & Time of Chivalry, Knights in Armour, Jousts & Sieges and Beautiful Maidens in Distress"
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| 16 | Perpetual Motion Travel | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Perpetual Motion Travel
Travel service in the phone booth directory. "The world is yours"
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| 17 | Phone Booth | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
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Phone Booth
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| 18 | San Dimas Deferred Travel | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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San Dimas Deferred Travel
Travel service in the phone booth directory.
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| 19 | Teen Martyr Magazine | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Teen Martyr Magazine
Newspaper from fake review by Joan of Arc on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "Totally HOT!!! I'd stake my life on it." -Joan of Arc, TEEN MARTYR MAGAZINE.
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| 20 | Thrifty Mart | BBB | Retail | Discount Stores |
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Thrifty Mart
After hanging out at Circle K, asking people questions about famous historical figures, Ted suggests moving on to Thrifty Mart - that's when Rufus shows up.
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| 21 | Total Travel | BBB | Travel | Travel Agencies |
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Total Travel
Travel service in the phone booth directory, with packages including Western Movement and Greece.
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| 22 | Vienna Examiner | BBB | Media | Newspapers-misc |
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Vienna Examiner
Newspaper from fake review by Sigmund Freud on one of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie poster: "...AROUSING...EXCITING...EROTIC... and DEEPLY DISTURBING." -Sigmund Freud, VIENNA EXAMINER.
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| 23 | Waterloo | BBB | Entertainment | Amusement Parks |
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Waterloo
Water theme park in San Dimas.
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| 24 | Wyld Stallyns | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Wyld Stallyns
Bill & Ted's rock band.
 
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| 25 | ZiggyPiggy | BBB | Dining | Ice Cream Parlors |
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ZiggyPiggy
Ice cream parlor where Napoleon eats ice cream.
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| 26 | Zucchini on a Bat | BBB | Menu | Menu Items |
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Zucchini on a Bat
Menu item at Batter Up, fast food restaurant at the mall in San Dimas.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 27 | May 21, 1988 | Dates | 20th Century: 80s | Events |
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May 21, 1988
Bill and Ted's high school prom. Theme: Love in the Spring.
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| OTHER |
| 28 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Bill S. Preston, Esquire: Well, then, let's reach out and touch someone.
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| 29 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Bill S. Preston, Esquire: I'll never rule the universe with you!
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| 30 | Bill S. Preston, Esquire | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bill S. Preston, Esquire
Bill S. Preston, Esquire: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
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| 31 | Billy the Kid & Socrates  | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Billy the Kid & Socrates
Billy the Kid: Hi. I'm Billy. This here is Socrates.
Socrates: Socrates.
Billy the Kid: We're from history.
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| 32 | Sigmund Freud | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sigmund Freud
Sigmund Freud: Hello, I'm Dr. Feud, but you may call me Siggy.
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| 33 | Ted & Bill | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted & Bill
Ted: I'm Darth Ted.
Bill: Yeah, well I'm Luke Bill, and you're not my father, no! Come on!
Ted: Beat you, I will, yes!
Bill: I totally conquered you, dude!
Ted: No way! Come on! I'll never rule the universe with you!
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| 34 | Ted Theodore Logan | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ted Theodore Logan
Ted Theodore Logan: Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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| 35 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 36 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Sin City |
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| 37 | Wyld Stallyns | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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