TV Series 2000. Created by Michael Katlin and Nat Bernstein. Starring Steven Weber, Chris Elliott, Wendell Pierce and Amy Pietz.
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1Dr. Larry Heckman BBBHealthcareDoctors

Dr. Larry Heckman
Chris Elliot's character / Jack's roommate.



2Gracie's BBBDiningRestaurants-misc

Gracie's
The restaurant the group hangs out with.

 

3Old Stoneface BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Old Stoneface
Cheap beer.

4Old Stoneface Light BBBBeverage ProductsBeer

Old Stoneface Light
Cheap light beer.

5Take a Bow Wow BBBPetsPet Services

Take a Bow Wow
Salon for dogs that Annika mentions - the girl that Jack and Katie compete for at the bar.



6Tony's BBBDiningRestaurants-misc

Tony's
Jack and Melissa's first date. Jack saved a piece of linguini. There was no mon key.

7Tulip BBBNightlifeBars

Tulip
Lesbian bar where Jack's new lesbian friend takes his Amy, his current friend and previous girlfriend.

 

8The University of LameBBBEducationSchools-misc

The University of Lame
Joke Ricky makes.

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9Cougars OtherSportsBaseball Teams

Cougars
Jack bribes a high-school principal to allow him to play announcer for a baseball game.

10Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack (imitating a squirrel): Well, that adds up!

11Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Jack
Jack: Crap on a cracker!

12Jackyl Berry PieOtherRecipesRecipes-misc

Jackyl Berry Pie
Joke Jack makes about himself.

13Katie & Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Katie & Jack
Katie: Do you think it speaks at all to your fear of commitment that you developed feelings for a lesbian?
Jack: Remember that Star Trek where Ricardo Montalban took over the Enterprise and they had to fight to get it back?


 

14Katie & Jack OtherQuotesQuotes

Katie & Jack
Katie: Jack, can I call you on something?
Jack: Yes, I do use gel, but it's not a secret.
Katie: You broke up with Melissa.
Jack: My little joke. Hair joke.
Katie: Yeah, I get it... You broke up with Melissa because you can't handle any kind of commitment, am I right? It just freaks you out.
Jack: Hey, I broke up with Melissa for many reasons, that being all of them.
Katie: Is the reason you can't handle staying with one woman for a long time because eventually you'll have to open up to her and she'll have to see the real you and, oh my god, what if she rejects the real you?
Jack: You know that episode of Star Trek where Kirk fought that creature the Gorn?
Katie: Do you always change the subject when things get a little too close to the truth?
Jack: Kirk makes a cannon out of sulfur and diamonds...
Katie: Jack!
Jack: He won.


 

15Larry OtherQuotesQuotes

Larry
Larry: Thank you for putting the 'end' in 'friendship'.

16Larry OtherQuotesQuotes

Larry
Larry: Where's your sister, and does she also drink from the bottomless cup of Hot Cha-Cha?

17Larry & Charlton Heston/Doug OtherQuotesQuotes

Larry & Charlton Heston/Doug
Larry: So you know who you are again?
Charlton Heston/Doug: Yes, I am Charlton Heston. Everything's fine, now, go away, Doctor.
Larry: I think to be on the safe side I should probably ask you a couple questions. Um... who were you in Spartacus?
Charlton Heston/Doug: I am Spartacus!
Larry: Sorry, Doug, that's Kirk Douglas.
Charlton Heston/Doug: Darn it, I always get those two guys confused.




18Name that Charlton Heston uses when he g... OtherTriviaName Game

Name that Charlton Heston uses when he gets amnesia and forgets he's Charlton Heston.
Charles
Kirk
Doug




19RickyOtherQuotesQuotes

Ricky
Ricky: Space and time is a cruel mistress.

20Ricky OtherQuotesQuotes

Ricky
Ricky: I thought you went to Purdue, but I guess you went to the University of Lame!

21Wayne OtherQuotesQuotes

Wayne
Wayne: When I look at something, I like to do it visually.

22Wendell OtherQuotesQuotes

Wendell
Wendell: Ok, let me get this straight - your plan is to be on opposite sides of a two year old piece of linguini, and suck yourselves back together?

23Wendell OtherQuotesQuotes

Wendell
Wendell: Settling is half of settling down.


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