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| # | | 1 | Prince of Persuasia  | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Hello there, my brothers. I almost didn't see you. I am the Prince of Persuasia! There are three steps to persuading women. Step number one: Trap your princess. Physically corner her in a room and eventually, in your life. Step two: Insult your princess. Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven. By me. Step three: Brag. Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is going to release a hormone, deep inside her body, called Insatia. It makes women ovulate. For sex. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Push her in a lake. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, and then make a big deal about it. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-a-tonin. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Be one of the tallest guys in the bar, and brag about how long your butt-crack is. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, and make fun of her for not knowing it. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night. |

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 | BOB'S BURGERS Prince of Persuasia Prince of Persuasia: Use the word "idiot." |

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