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| 1 | Mike  | HOUSE OF GAMES 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HOUSE OF GAMES
Mike
Mike: Thank you, Sir, may I have another? |
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| 2 | Mike | HOUSE OF GAMES 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| HOUSE OF GAMES
Mike
Mike: Where am I from? I'm from the United States of Kiss My Ass. |
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| 3 | Mike | HOUSE OF GAMES 1987 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| HOUSE OF GAMES
Mike
Mike: Oh, you're a bad pony, and I'm not gonna bet on you. |
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| 4 | Mike  | HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS 1989 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS
Mike
Mike: Okay, asshole. You wanna play? Trick or treat? |
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| 5 | Mike | SPIN CITY 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SPIN CITY
Mike
Mike: There are 10 commandments. I'd like your dates to check out on at least 7 of them. |
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| 6 | Mike | SPIN CITY 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SPIN CITY
Mike
Mike: I had sex with this woman, Kevin. And she wants to get pregnant. She kidnapped my guys! And she put them in the freezer! |
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| 7 | Mike | SPIN CITY 1996 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SPIN CITY
Mike
Mike: God is for weekends, sir. He's like Michelob. |
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| 8 | Mike | SWINGERS 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | SWINGERS
Mike
Mike: That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit. |
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| 9 | Mike | SWINGERS 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SWINGERS
Mike
Mike: How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money? |
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| 10 | Mike | SWINGERS 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SWINGERS
Mike
Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. |
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| 11 | Mike | SWINGERS 1996 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| SWINGERS
Mike
Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke! |
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| 12 | Mike  | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | COMMUNITY
Mike
Mike: If this dude doesn't show up, we're going to Applebee's. Because I'm getting into a fight no matter what today. |
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| 13 | Mike | COHERENCE 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | COHERENCE
Mike
Mike: This whole night we've been worrying... there's some dark version of us out there somewhere. What if we're the dark version? |
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| 14 | Mike | COHERENCE 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COHERENCE
Mike
Mike: Who are you fucking people? |
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| 15 | Mike | COHERENCE 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COHERENCE
Mike
Mike: No, we're not splitting up. We're just gonna go in two different groups. |
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| 16 | Mike | COHERENCE 2013 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| COHERENCE
Mike
Mike: If we're collapsing right now, I'm gonna collapse on them. I'm not gonna wait for them to collapse on us. |
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| 17 | Mike | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | BETTER CALL SAUL
Mike
Mike: Whatever happens next is not going to go down the way you think it is. |
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| 18 | Mike | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| BETTER CALL SAUL
Mike
Mike: If you were gonna die, you'd be dead already. |
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| 19 | Mike | MAN SEEKING WOMAN 2015 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MAN SEEKING WOMAN
Mike
Mike: Oh, man, that thing's gonna come to life and chew my nuts off in my sleep. It's like a Stephen King movie up in here, bro. |
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| 20 | Mike | MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES 2016 Film | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES
Mike
Mike: Oh my God, she's Superman! |
 
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| 21 | Mike | STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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 | STRANGER THINGS
Mike
Mike: She's a weapon! Do you seriously wanna fight the Demogorgon with your wrist rocket? That's like R2-D2 going to fight Darth Vader. |
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| 22 | Mike | STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| STRANGER THINGS
Mike
Mike: His name is Yoda. He can use the Force to move things with his mind. |
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| 23 | Mike | STRANGER THINGS 2016 TV Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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| STRANGER THINGS
Mike
Mike: The truth is, when I stumbled on her in the woods, she just needed someone. It's not fate. It's not destiny. It's just simple dumb luck. And one day she's gonna realize I'm just some random nerd that got lucky that Superman landed on his doorstep. I mean, at least Lois Lane is an ace reporter for the Daily Planet, right? |
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