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| # | | 1 | Krusty the Clown  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: They drove a dump truck of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone! |
| | 2 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: First of all, my real name isn't Krusty the Clown. It's Herschel Krustofsky. My father was a rabbi. His father was a rabbi. His father's father... well, you get the idea. |
| | 3 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: It wasn't my fault. It was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our sponsor. Percodan? Oh, crap. |
| | 4 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: I don't wanna hit a sore spot, but can we talk about Herpes? Herpes-Herpes, bo-berpes, banana-fana-fo-ferpes, Herpes! Hey, that spot on Gorbachev's head? Herpes, trust me. anybody here have Herpes? Huh? Huh? You people are the worst audience I've ever seen! |
| | 5 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt. |
| | 6 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face. |
| | 7 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: Fasten your funny belts as our very own Chimp 'N' Dale dancer gives you the Full Monkey! |
| | 8 | Krusty the Clown  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown (at the Jewish Walk of Fame): Why ain't I here? I'm a bigger name than... Chaim Potok! What is he, some kind of Klingon? |
| | 9 | Krusty the Clown | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes | |
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Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown: I'm gonna need a shoebox full of blow to get through this dreck. |
| | 10 | The Krusty the Clown  | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | BBB | Menu | Sandwiches | |
| THE SIMPSONS
The Krusty the Clown
Sandwich menu option at Izzy's Deli, where Bart and Lisa invite both Krusty and his father to lunch in an attempt to get them to reconcile. Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo, on white. |
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