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Homer Simpson (singing to the tune of the Batman theme song): Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-fishing! fishing! fishing! |
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Homer Simpson: Great, now my testicle's got ants on it. |
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Homer Simpson (drowning in the ocean): Maggie - call Aquaman! |
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Homer Simpson: Like we say in my country, hasta la vista, baby! |
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Homer Simpson: That's the last time I trust the strangest people on Earth. |
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Homer Simpsons: Expand your mind! The doors of perception are open for business. |
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Homer Simpson: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there please save me Superman! |
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Homer Simpson: He who laughs last, laughs dead. |
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Homer Simpson (outgoing phone answering machine message): Hi. This is Jerry Maguire. Show the the message. SHOW ME THE MESSAGE! |
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Homer Simpson: That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice. |
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Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step towards failure. |
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Homer Simpson: It all happened in 1990. Back then, the Artist formerly known as Prince was currently known as Prince. |
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Homer Simpson (after Marge accidentally cuts off the tip of his thumb): Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge! |
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Homer Simpson: Stupid gravity. |
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| 15 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: Choke on your candor! |
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Homer Simpson: Just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you. |
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Homer Simpson: Note to self: Stop doing anything. |
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Homer Simpson: Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage. |
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| 19 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: Everything looks bad if you remember it. |
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Homer Simpson: Oh my god, space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them! |
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| 21 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: We're going out, Marge. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. |
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Homer Simpson: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in. |
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Homer Simpson: No TV and no beer make Homer something something. |
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Homer Simpson: Lobster hat, fishnet Speedo Jr., wheelie shoes invisible-dog leash. Well, I'm packed. |
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Homer Simpson: Expand my brain, learning juice! |
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Homer Simpson: Thy will be done, Lord Vader, just don't hurt me. |
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Homer Simpson (high school class president campaign poster slogan): "Jaws" and "Star Wars" agree! |
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Homer Simpson: Unlike love, respect can't be bought. |
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Homer Simpson: He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life. |
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Homer Simpson: May I say I'm enjoying the calm waters of your deep blue eyes. |
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Homer Simpson: May I say I'm enjoying the calm waters of your deep blue eyes. |
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Homer Simpson: Oh, Mother Sea, giver of fish, taker of boats, toilet to the world, the Greeks call you Poseidon, the Romans Aquaman. Look into thy starfish heart and protect our souls so we might live to go tubing on thee again. |
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Homer Simpson: Are you gonna ask us our major malfunctions? 'Cause mine is I care too much. |
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| 34 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson (after flying through the air in slow motion to Lenny's couch to watch his new high definition plasma TV while Richard Strauss' Also sprach Zarathustra plays the background): Lenny, bring me a beer and your deepest chamber pot. Chop-chop. |
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| 35 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: Now how about a little rapture for mama? |
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Homer Simpson: Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency is something, something that something, I love you, Bart. |
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Homer Simpson: Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse. |
 
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Homer Simpson: Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs! |
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Homer Simpson: Hey good lookin', wanna snuggle with Tyrannosaurus Sex? |
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| 40 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: So, this guy might be my real father. And his name starts with "M". Moleman? Mr. Burns? M. Night Shyamalan? That would be a twist worthy of his increasingly lousy films. |
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| 41 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: The book of Revelations has 404 verses... add the number of people at the last supper... minus the number of Filipinos in the Bible... and you get 3:15 pm, May 18th. That's when the Rapture will begin. |
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| 42 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: But I'm no super genius... or are I? |
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Homer Simpson: Okay, we'll go to the convention, sell my Lois Lane comics, buy some Jimmy Olsens, and stop Edna from making a terrible mistake. |
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Homer Simpson: Who made you Judge Judy and executioner? |
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| 45 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: Stupid Flanders, you're a genius. |
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Homer Simpson: You all know me. I've kept the streets safe for you and your children. I've tricked or treated at many of your houses. Last year I was Jar Jar Binks. |
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Homer Simpson: Son, we're about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God. |
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Homer Simpson: My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R. |
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| 49 | Homer Simpson | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Homer Simpson: Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. |
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Homer Simpson: I felt this incredible surge of power, like what God feels when He's holding a gun. |
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Homer Simpson: I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. |
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Homer Simpson: I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there is no god. |
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Homer Simpson: It's a handgun! Isn't it great? This is the trigger, and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die. |
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Homer Simpson: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! |
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Homer Simpson: Let that be a lesson to you, Sweetie. Never love anything. Especially me. |
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Homer Simpson: Let's dust a few fossils. |
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Homer Simpson: Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. |
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Homer Simpson: Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things. |
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Homer daydreams about a tasty treat like whipped cream when Snake threatens to pistol whip him all night. Homer Simpson: Mmmm... pistol whip. |
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Homer Simpson: Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get. |
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Homer Simpson: Of course everything looks bad if you remember it. |
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Homer Simpson: Snakes. Nature's quitters. |
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Homer Simpson: Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it, anyway. And though they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men. |
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Homer Simpson: C'mon, Marge. We're a team. It's uter-us, not uter-you. |
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Homer Simpson: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all? |
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Homer Simpson: Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons! |
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Homer Simpson: I'm a Spaulding Gray in a Rick Dees world! |
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Homer Simpson: Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. |
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Homer Simpson: I hope I didn't brain my damage. |
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Homer Simpson: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Well, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. |
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Homer Simpson: I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle. In my haste I had grabbed a bottle of the kids' cough syrup. I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good. |
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Homer Simpson: Give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you! |
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Homer Simpson: You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown! |
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Homer Simpson: Take that Maynard G. Krebs! |
 
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Homer Simpson: I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot. |
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Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge, cartoons don't have any deep meaning. They're just stupid drawings that give you a cheap laugh. |
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Homer Simpson: Go ahead and smile, smart guy. I'm gonna mop you up like turkey gravy! |
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Homer Simpson: Matt Groening? What's he doing in a museum? He can barely draw! Oh, no! I'm being erased! |
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Homer Simpson: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. |
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Homer Simpson: So she was made of chimps! |
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Homer Simpson: Somebody light this monkey! |
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Homer Simpson: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! |
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Homer Simpson: The truth never tasted so good. |
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Homer Simpson: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. |
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Homer Simpson: We could start our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems. |
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Homer Simpson: Weaselin' outta things is what separates us from the animals. except the weasel. |
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Homer Simpson: Well, you tried and you failed. The lesson here is, don't try. |
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Homer Simpson: When I'm kicking you, that means hurry up. |
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Homer Simpson: You'll work off that cake in the acid mines! |
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Homer Simpson: You've been buzzing for queen bee since you entered this hive! |
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Homer Simpson: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? |
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Homer Simpson: Don't hassle the dead, boy, they have eerie powers! |
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Homer Simpson: First you didn't want me to get the pony, now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! |
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Homer Simpson: God is teasing me! Just like he teased Moses in the desert! |
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Homer Simpson: Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig does, can he swing from a web, no he can't, he's a pig, look out, he's a Spider-pig! |
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