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1Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

THE SIMPSONS
Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!


2Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson: I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the good old days, when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.


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Abe Simpson: I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes. Thank Heaven for children.


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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: I got a home remedy that'll put the zowzers back in your trousers.


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Abe Simpson: Whenever I'm confused I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.


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Abe Simpson: They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I've never fully understood why that is. Frankly, I can see an upside to it.


7Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one!


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Abe Simpson: I'm thirsty. Ooh, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh! Look at that one! Oh, my glaucoma just got worse. The president is a demi-crat. Hello? I can't unbuckle my seat belt. There are too many leaves in your walkway. Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of death?


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Abe Simpson: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember and a song that may never have existed and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.


10Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Ooh, I feel all funny. I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke. No, wait, it is love.


11Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Step right up and witness the magnificent medicinal miracle of Simpson & Son's patented Revitalizing Tonic! Put some ardor in your larder with our energizing, moisturizing tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, her-prising, revitalizing tonic! I doubt very highly that one elixir can boast so many fantastic properties.


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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Now as for your generation And for the minimal outlay of one dollar you can take home a bottle of liquid Lothario distilled Don Juan, catalytically carbonated Casanova. Lock old Rover in the shed, because man has a new best friend in Simpson & Son's Revitalizing Tonic.


13Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Make me proud... or at least less ashamed.


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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: Ah, poop in your fist.


15Abe Simpson THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesOtherQuotesQuotes

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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: You're not so tough when someone hits you from behind with a golf club, are you?


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Abe Simpson
Abe Simpson: You'll never take me alive, Grim Reaper!



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