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Bill Hicks

BILL HICKS 1978 Comedy Acts

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Bill Hicks
By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds, maybe one day they'll take root, I don't know- you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously, though, if you are, do. No, really, there's no rationalization for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, okay? You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously- this is not a joke. You're going, there's gonna be a joke coming... there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It is the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now, too- oh, you know what Bill's doing- he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market. He's very smart. Oh, man, I am not doing that, you fucking evil scumbags. Oh, you know what Bill's doing now- he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research. Huge market. He's doing a good thing. Goddamnit I'm not doing that. You scumbags. quit putting a fucking dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet.

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