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| 1 | Adam Fuller & Rhonda Patterson    | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam Fuller & Rhonda Patterson
Adam Fuller: I keep thinkin' I'm stuck in some bad Twilight Zone episode.
Rhonda Patterson: I don't remember there being a bad Twilight Zone episode.
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| 2 | Alley Cats | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Alley Cats
Sal's girlfriend's father's bowling team, from Sal's worst date story.
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| 3 | Back from the Future | Themes | Shield, The |
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 | | #254376 | #457dbe | #68929a |
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| 4 | Bears | Sports | School Mascots |
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Bears
Mascot at Roosevelt High School.
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| 5 | Bear's name that Hanson wrestles at a ba... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Bear's name that Hanson wrestles at a bar on his roadtrip.
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| 6 | Bisons | Sports | School Mascots |
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Bisons
Buchanan High School mascot where McCann goes undercover playing football as Tony Antonovich, star running back from Lamar Hunt High School in Canton, Ohio.
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| 7 | Blowfish | Themes | Solo |
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 | | #12284c | #606d7c | #848578 |
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| 8 | Blowfish & Captain Fuller | Quotes | Quotes |
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Blowfish & Captain Fuller
Blowfish: So you're striking against yourself?
Captain Fuller: Don't think about it too hard, Sal, it'll just make you crazy.
Blowfish: Sort of like how the guy can be the grown-up version of the baby of the mother in Terminator?
Captain Fuller: Exactly.
Blowfish: You know, I never got that either, Captain.
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| 9 | Captain Fuller & McCann | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Fuller & McCann
Captain Fuller: Yeah, but that's kind of like suspecting Nancy Reagan, isn't it?
McCann: Well, yeah, but, well, Darth Vader did turn out to be Luke's father, you know?
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| 10 | Captain Fuller's son's name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Captain Fuller's son's name.
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| 11 | Captain Fuller's son's new Rastafarian n... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Captain Fuller's son's new Rastafarian name.
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| 12 | Captain Richard Jenko | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Richard Jenko
Captain Richard Jenko: Shazam, Captain Marvel! How did you get this so fast?
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| 13 | Carla | Quotes | Quotes |
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Carla
Carla: Stop by and ruin me.
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| 14 | Chapel of Love | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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 | | #33251f | #694d40 | #000000 |
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| 15 | Chiefs | Sports | Baseball Teams |
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Chiefs
Sal's son's baseball team.
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| 16 | Cory & Doug Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Cory & Doug Penhall
Cory: Are you married?
Doug Penhall: No, I'm in Hell.
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| 17 | Danbury | Quotes | Quotes |
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Danbury
Danbury: I thought she had a gun. I think maybe you do too.
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| 18 | Dave & Booker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dave & Booker
Dave: I reject everything, man, and it's not because I'm unhappy or confused or afraid of reality. See, I can chew up the nastiest tastes reality has to dish out, man, and if reality serves me up some raw sewage, man, I'll slurp up a whole toilet bowl full, call it ambrosia.
Booker: You always had a way with words, Dave.
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| 19 | Doug Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Doug Penhall
Doug Penhall: The trouble with you is - you got no romance in your pants.
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| 20 | Eric Stricher | Quotes | Quotes |
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Eric Stricher
Eric Stricher: Oh I see, so you got an A in Social Studies. Well, riddle me this, Batman. Why do you deny me the right to say what I think?
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| 21 | Fighting Irish Bulldogs | Sports | School Mascots |
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Fighting Irish Bulldogs
Penhall and Booker go undercover at Augustana High School as transfer students from New Jersey, playing football for the Fighting Irish Bulldogs to investigate a coach after one of his students ends up paralyzed in the hospital. Their uniforms and the scoreboard call them the Fighting Irish, but the student radio station calls them the Bulldogs.
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| 22 | Gavin McHugh | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gavin McHugh
Gavin McHugh: Love makes a man weak. I learned that early on. You never learned it at all.
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| 23 | Grayhounds | Sports | Basketball Teams |
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Grayhounds
Basketball team mentions in the Herald newspaper headline: Kyle Stone Takes Grayhounds to 1971 State Championship.
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| 24 | Halloween | Themes | GLOW |
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 | | #560903 | #ad1206 | #ff1f0a |
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| 25 | Hanson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hanson
Hanson: Well, last year I was in this bowling alley, and I'm pretty sure the guy on the next lane was Elvis? he was buttering
a pastrami sandwich and scratching his stomach a lot.
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| 26 | Hanson & Blowfish | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hanson & Blowfish
Hanson: All right, what's the damage?
Blowfish: Alright, you've got 123 grams of coke, 3 and a half pounds of Mary Jane, including 50 doobers, 300 Bennies, 150 Goofballs, 750 pinkies, 200 Screaming Charlies, a couple deuces of smack, a tube of glue and 3 packets of instant coffee.
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| 27 | Hanson's mother's boyfriend's name - the... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Hanson's mother's boyfriend's name - the used car salesman that's not very good in bed.
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| 28 | Hardest Guy to Catch of the Month Award | Recognition | Awards |
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Hardest Guy to Catch of the Month Award
Joke Penhall makes when he and Hanson catch deserter Jack Weaver.
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| 29 | Harry Ioki | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Ioki
Harry Ioki: Me and Thai didn't worry about the war. We figured, Saigon was the best place to be. Besides, if the Vietcong ever broke through the defenses, we would head over to the presidential palace. They would certainly let us in. What were they going to do, turn away a S.W.A.T. commander and the captain of the Enterprise?
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| 30 | Harry Ioki | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harry Ioki
Harry Ioki: Thai Kieu was smart. He could hustle. He was also the captain of the starship Enterprise. That was okay because I was the S.W.A.T. commander.
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| 31 | Heaven's Family | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
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Heaven's Family
Penhall's brother Joey goes undercover investigating a religious cult.
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| 32 | Hoffs | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hoffs
Hoffs: This is for Teresa.
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| 33 | Hoffs & Hanson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hoffs & Hanson
Hoffs: Where's Fuller?
Hanson: Bad clams. He left me in charge.
Hoffs: Yes, but I'm the senior officer next to the captain.
Hanson: You're a girl.
Hoffs: Hanson, if you don't tell me what's going on here, you too will be a girl.
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| 34 | Hoffs' egg's name that she's taking care... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Hoffs' egg's name that she's taking care of as part of her responsibility project.
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| 35 | Ioki | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ioki
Ioki: Okay, you've all been invited to witness and participate in a performance piece that's never been done before. The performance is in four parts. The first part will be a video presentation accompanied by Dennis Buckwell reading his poem Oblivion.
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| 36 | Ioki's real name. | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
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Ioki's real name.
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Vinh Van Tran |
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Tran Thi Huong |
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Pham Ngoc My |
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| 37 | Joey Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Joey Penhall
Joey Penhall: What do I think? I think he could give Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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| 38 | Kati's cat's name that her landlord lets... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Kati's cat's name that her landlord lets out.
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| 39 | Kingpins | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Kingpins
Hanson's bowling team.
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| 40 | Lemieux | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lemieux
Lemieux: Good modern being of light, I am Zombo, lord of the blue ray, primary energy in the kingdom of Atlantis. My friends, what is your quest?
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| 41 | Lemieux | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lemieux
Lemieux: Greeting, we are the winds of the cosmos. If you wish to crossover over to the abyss, you must learn to speak in tones, tonal enhancement. Put your hands over your aural canals. Let your voice create tone. Yates will come to you now.
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| 42 | Lions | Sports | School Mascots |
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Lions
Blackburn High School mascot.
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| 43 | Mariners | Sports | School Mascots |
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Mariners
Team that Westmore plays, the college where Captain Fuller and Hoffs go undercover investigating a murdered teacher.
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| 44 | McCann | Quotes | Quotes |
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McCann
McCann: Yeah, I'm just glad to be done with all these kids and this Satan stuff. I think I'm gonna go see a movie, you know. Escape from reality for a couple hours and get rid of all this demented stuff I've just been through... It's a triple feature. Nightmare on Elm Street parts one through three... Part one's the best in the series, but part three isn't that bad.
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| 45 | Name Dean gives the shelter cat he gifts... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Name Dean gives the shelter cat he gifts to Kati.
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| 46 | Name from TV show Wild Wild West that Ha... | Trivia | Name Game |
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Name from TV show Wild Wild West that Harry wishes he had.
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| 47 | Name Kati gives the shelter cat Dean gif... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Name Kati gives the shelter cat Dean gifts to her.
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| 48 | Outlaws | Sports | Football Teams |
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Outlaws
Local NFL team owned by Raymond Crane of the Crane Organization.
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| 49 | Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall
Penhall (after shooting Gavin McHugh before Gavin can shoot Hanson): Is it just me, or does this guy sound like an old movie?
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| 50 | Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall
Penhall: Hall, Doug Pen.
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| 51 | Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall
Penhall: This means something.
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| 52 | Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall
Penhall: You do have pretty eyes. World class, I'm telling you. Your eyes are better than Chef Ping's spicy lobster, better than the World Series going into seven games, better than Batman comics.
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| 53 | Penhall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall
Penhall: You know them kids I've been trying to get in tight with? The ones that break into the school computer and change all the grades? There is this bully, and he is picking on me, and I'm stuck in this Clark Kent cover and I can't do nothing about it. When he bullies me real bad, other kids won't have nothing to do with me, and I just wanna waste this guy.
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| 54 | Penhall & Hanson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Penhall & Hanson
Penhall: Did I ever tell you about Cindy Mueller? I took her to a senior dance. We had a great time. You know, and afterwards, I took her up to Chestview Drive. It was kind of like an inspiration point. You know, so that we could, uh...
Look at the Big Dipper?
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| 55 | Rainy's World Famous Barbecued Dogs | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Rainy's World Famous Barbecued Dogs
Hoffs' new boyfriend Marcus' specialty: You haven't lived until you've tasted one of Rainy's World Famous Barbecued Dogs.
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| 56 | Reds | Sports | School Mascots |
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Reds
Central High School mascot.
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| 57 | Rob Daniels | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rob Daniels
Rob Daniels: I'll tell you, though, I like to believe that it was some angel, I don't know, some Jedi knight came and took him from our lives. That angel will come for you too, Judy.
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| 58 | Sal | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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 | | #964a39 | #7a211f | #c8946e |
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| 59 | Sal Banducci, Jr. | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sal Banducci, Jr.
Sal Banducci, Jr.: Use the Force, Luke.
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| 60 | Suave Bowlers | Sports | Bowling Teams |
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Suave Bowlers
Penhall's bowling shirt.
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| 61 | Teacher | Quotes | Quotes |
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Teacher
Teacher: In many ways, the themes in Paradise Lost parallel the ones used by George Lucas in the Star Wars trilogy. Except in Star
Wars, we had a world in which the devil incarnate had won and was in charge. In Paradise Lost, Milton tells us how the devil was cast out and will spend an eternity trying to get back to heaven, just like us.
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| 62 | Tigers [Lincoln High School] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Tigers [Lincoln High School]
Lincoln High School mascot.
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| 63 | Tigers [Terrytown High School] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Tigers [Terrytown High School]
Mascot of Terrytown High School, the high school that Penhall attended, which he mentions when Sal asks him to coach his son's pee-wee baseball team: Best catcher the Terrytown Tigers ever had.
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| 64 | Tomato Bowl | Events | Sporting Events |
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Tomato Bowl
College football game from Blowfish's bully flashback story - one that his bully makes up.
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| 65 | Untitled | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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 | | #24242f | #585874 | #8383a1 |
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| 66 | Untitled | Themes | Shield, The |
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 | | #4c7036 | #24519d | #a23831 |
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| 67 | Wildcats [Pee-wee baseball] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wildcats [Pee-wee baseball]
Pee-wee baseball team that Sal's son's team the Chiefs plays against.
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| 68 | Wildcats [State University] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wildcats [State University]
Mascot for State University, the college where Captain Fuller, Penhall and Hanson go undercover investigating sports rigging and drugs.
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| 69 | Wildcats [Windsor High School] | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wildcats [Windsor High School]
Windsor High School mascot - the high school that Augustana High School plays when Penhall and Booker go undercover to investigate a coach after one of his students ends up paralyzed in the hospital.
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| 70 | Wolverines | Sports | School Mascots |
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Wolverines
Woodrow Wilson High School mascot.
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| 71 | Zephyrs | Sports | School Mascots |
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Zephyrs
Mascot for Westmore, the college where Captain Fuller and Hoffs go undercover investigating a murdered teacher.
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