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| 1 | Announcer  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: Number 1 is Heavy Rains, from the Long Meadow farms, and ridden by Ernestine Esposito.
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| 2 | Announcer | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: Number 2 is Curiously, ridden by Dennis Riday.
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| 3 | Announcer | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: Number 8, out of... Pepperidge Farm, and ridden by Fred P. Chaney, is... Don? Don?
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| 4 | Announcer | Quotes | Quotes |
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Announcer
Announcer: The result of the 7th race of the El Segundo Stakes has been declared official. The winner, by an incisor, is Don!
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| 5 | Cover the Bet | Sports | Racehorses |
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Cover the Bet
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs ridden by Shelly Boyle.
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| 6 | Curiously | Sports | Racehorses |
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Curiously
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs ridden by Dennis Riday.
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| 7 | Dennis Riday & Fred  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dennis Riday & Fred
Dennis Riday: Hey, lard ass, get that piece of shit outta my way!
Fred: What did you say?
Dennis Riday: You heard me. Get that piece of shit out of my way.
Fred: That's not very polite. That's not even being a good sport. When you say something like that, I just want to rip your god damned arm off and feed it to that stupid horse! Now, get outta my way!
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| 8 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: Did you hear the news? The ACME mucilage people are in the stands. They're buying all the winners. Mucilage. You know, glue.
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| 9 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: Hey, Pablo's Pride, wait up! Pablo's pride, the immigration people are here. They're waiting at the finish line. They're checking green cards. Yeah. Iimmigracion! Iimmigracion! Greena carda!
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| 10 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: I hope you don't think I'm coming on too strong for you, but what can I say, that's the kind of guy I am.
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| 11 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: Number 7! Number 7, over here! Look into my eyes. You look very tired to me, very sleepy... At the sound of the bell, you'll turn into a mushroom. You are drifting into a deep, deep sleep.
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| 12 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: Talk to me like that old guy in Rocky.
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| 13 | Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don
Don: Yeah, it's like that even after I go swimming.
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| 14 | Don | Sports | Racehorses |
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Don
Fred's new friend Don becomes a racehorse, winning the 7th race of the El Segundo Stakes.
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| 15 | Don & Don's Dad | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don & Don's Dad
Don: No offense Dad, but what's it like bein' a horsefly?
Don's Dad: It sucks.
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| 16 | Don's Dad | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don's Dad
Don's Dad: So much for the glamour of reincarnation.
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| 17 | Don's Dad & Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Don's Dad & Don
Don's Dad: Promise me you'll settle down, become a father.
Don: Okay, I promise.
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| 18 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: Do it for hot dogs!
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| 19 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: Do it for Mary Tyler Moore!
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| 20 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: Do it for satin doll!
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| 21 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: Do it for the American way of life!
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| 22 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: Do this for your mom and dad!
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| 23 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: I think I just ate some poop.
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| 24 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: If it's not cockroaches, it's palominos.
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| 25 | Fred | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred
Fred: My name is no longer Fred P... What is my name? My name is Fred P. Wolverine Chaney, because justice is finally going to be done. The little guy is finally going to whip your ass!
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| 26 | Fred & Don | Quotes | Quotes |
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Fred & Don
Fred: You win this thing, I'll have your teeth capped.
Don: Cosmetically bonded? Like a TV anchorperson?
Fred: Yeah! The whole 9 yards!
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| 27 | Fred's new name that he declares as he s... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Fred's new name that he declares as he sets out to win the horse race, ("because justice is gonna be done.").
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Fred P. Wolverine Chaney |
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Fred P. Colossus Lugosi |
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Fred P. Beast Rains |
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| 28 | Heavy Rains | Sports | Racehorses |
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Heavy Rains
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs from Long Meadow Farms ridden by Ernestine Esposito.
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| 29 | Lord Kensington | Sports | Racehorses |
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Lord Kensington
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs ridden by Michael Murphy, from the Sawyer stables. He is Fred's stepfather's horse, and the champion favored to win.
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| 30 | Never Too Early | Sports | Racehorses |
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Never Too Early
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs.
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| 31 | Pablo's Pride | Sports | Racehorses |
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Pablo's Pride
Horse in the El Segundo Stakes horse race at San Gabriel Downs.
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| 32 | Untitled | Themes | Solo |
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| 33 | Untitled | Themes | 3-D |
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