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| 1 | All-bean   | Living Things | Plants |
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All-bean
New vegetable in Tiger and Wolf's new future. It's all beans, rolled into one.
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| 2 | All-nut | Living Things | Plants |
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All-nut
When Josh can't bring himself to drink the bean juice made from all-beans, Wolf mentions that he may be able to get his hands on some all-nut milk.
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| 3 | Bacchi's Saucer for World's Best Restaur... | Recognition | Awards |
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Bacchi's Saucer for World's Best Restaurant
Coveted award that Wolf's restaurant Wolf-Hart's wins in 1989.
 
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| 4 | Big Time & Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Big Time & Josh Futturman
Big Time: Escape is futile.
Josh Futturman: Okay, that is enough out of you, Dr. Manhattan.
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| 5 | Bionic Puma | Living Things | Animals |
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Bionic Puma
Creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.
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| 6 | Corey Wolf-Hart | Quotes | Quotes |
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Corey Wolf-Hart
Corey Wolf-Hart: Stop giggling in the Truffledome!
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| 7 | Dasha Ovechkina  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dasha Ovechkina
Dasha Ovechkina: Now it is I who will plow your soil.
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| 8 | Dr. Camillo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dr. Camillo
Dr. Camillo: Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras.
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| 9 | Elias Kronish's neighbor Jimmy's cat's n... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Elias Kronish's neighbor Jimmy's cat's name.
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| 10 | Five Dollars Fifty Cents Bill | Money | Currency |
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Five Dollars Fifty Cents Bill
Currency that Stu Camillo uses to pay for cat tacos at the Super Gallito food truck in his MARS virtual world.
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| 11 | Gabe Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gabe Futturman
Gabe Futturman (young Gabe in 1985 imitating Darth Vader after inhaling nitrous oxide): Joosh, I am your father.
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| 12 | Gabe Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Gabe Futturman
Gabe Futturman: The only punishment for failure is a hug.
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| 13 | in the alternate timeline where Josh is ... | Trivia | Name Game |
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in the alternate timeline where Josh is named Joosh, but goes by the name "JFUTZ", JFTUZ's sex doll's name.
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| 14 | Jeri & Josh | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jeri & Josh
Jeri (singing): 2023 James Cameron dove beneath the sea.
Josh: James Cameron? Like the director James Cameron?
Jeri: Sir James Cameron. Father of modern science.
Josh: Shut up! Cameronium is named after James Cameron?
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| 15 | Jesus | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus
Jesus (Josh's hallucination): Josh, you will go to the Dagobah System. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me.
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| 16 | Jesus Christ | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Uh-oh... He is risen.
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| 17 | Josh | Quotes | Quotes |
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Josh
Josh: Come with me if you want to live. And I mean, truly live.
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| 18 | Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Josh Futturman
Josh Futturman (dancing): Superman that hoe! Superman that hoe! Superman that hoe!
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| 19 | Josh Futturman, Tiger & Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Josh Futturman, Tiger & Wolf
Josh Futturman: Where the hell have you guys been?
Tiger: The 40's.
Wolf: The 90's.
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| 20 | Joshua Futturman's middle name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Joshua Futturman's middle name.
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| 21 | Kraken | Living Things | Animals |
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Kraken
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.
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| 22 | Kronish Balls | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Kronish Balls
Dr. Kronish's specialty, served every year at the Kronish Ball - little chocolate truffle balls.
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| 23 | Lingonberry Croque-en-bouche Brown Butte... | Recipes | Recipes-Dessert |
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Lingonberry Croque-en-bouche Brown Butter and Lemon Sucre En Poudre
Dessert Wolf makes for Josh's parents' dinner party.
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| 24 | Mermaid | Living Things | Animals |
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Mermaid
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.
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| 25 | Moruga Scorpion | Living Things | Animals |
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Moruga Scorpion
Creature used to make the world's spiciest chili powder, which Wold carries with him.
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| 26 | Myrm | Living Things | Animals |
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Myrm
Brain worm that kills Tiger and Wolf's fellow soldier Owl, both in the original and new timelines.
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| 27 | Nerd & Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nerd & Josh Futturman
Nerd: Who would win in a fight between Blade and Neo?
Josh Futturman: Obviously that all depends upon whether or not they're inside the Matrix...
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| 28 | Real Birds | Sports | School Mascots |
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Real Birds
California Community College mascot.
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| 29 | Reindeer Sweetbreads | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Reindeer Sweetbreads
As the group's chef, Wolf makes Reindeer sweetbreads for dinner.
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| 30 | Sand Brain | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Sand Brain
Wolf returns to a life he doesn't remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive.
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| 31 | Season 3 | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 32 | Season 3 | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 33 | Season 3 | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 34 | Stu Camillo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Stu Camillo
Stu Camillo (singing): Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
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| 35 | Stuart Camillo's middle name. | Trivia | Name Game |
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Stuart Camillo's middle name.
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| 36 | Tiger | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger
Tiger: Are you blocking his cock right now, because it seems like he's blocking yours.
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| 37 | Tiger | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger
Tiger: Gut knife! Gut knife! Fucking gut knife motherfucker!
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| 38 | Tiger | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger
Tiger: You - give me your clothes.
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| 39 | Tiger | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger
Tiger: You want to dance? Let's Lindy hop!
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| 40 | Tiger & Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger & Josh Futturman
Tiger: I'm done doing this the nice way. You're getting a scorpion up your snatch.
Josh Futturman: Isn't there a middle step there?
Tiger: No. Scorp in the snatch.
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| 41 | Tiger & Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger & Wolf
Tiger: This is just like our escape from the slave mines of Ganderloo!
Wolf: Minus all the Hollandaise... Check that - garlic aioli.
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| 42 | Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tiger, Josh Futturman & Wolf
Tiger: Kronish is two days away from releasing the cure. We need to kill Kronish, destroy his research, and blow up the Kronitroium. This is our only chance.
Josh Futturman: Wow, so we're going, like, full-on T2.
Wolf: Judgment Day. Arnold was a frequent customer at Wolf-Hart's, and a good friend... Oh, man, we had some sexcapades.
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| 43 | Tiger's Famous Hoppin' John | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Tiger's Famous Hoppin' John
Dish Tiger makes for Stu.
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| 44 | Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ty-Anne & Josh Futturman
Ty-Anne: You want to live or die?
Josh: Oh, live.
Ty-Anne: Then you better come with me.
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| 45 | Unicorn | Living Things | Animals |
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Unicorn
Mythological creature that the gang encounters in the Death Arena while playing The DiaCathalon.
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| 46 | Untitled | Themes | 3-D |
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| 47 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: All right, rip his fucking throat out... or at least try to rip his fucking throat out!
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| 48 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: Back in the 80s, me and Arnold used to work out together. Schwarzenegger. He set me up with a little office on the Paramount lot. Said I was the only one he could trust to read his scripts, which is how I got my hands on a little jewel called T2: Judgment Day. And judge I did. It was a firecracker, blowing up the way we think about sci-fi. It was also frighteningly prescient about the realities and dangers of time travel. And I buried it. I convinced Arnold that he shouldn't do a sequel. True artists never repeat themselves.
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| 49 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: Fuck this, back to Plan A, Operation Gas Chamber.
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| 50 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: Getting out of a long-promised threesome with Vince Neil and Tawny Kitaen was much harder than this bullshit excuse for The Running Man, which, by the way, I did an uncredited rewrite on. The first draft was a disaster with a capital D.
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| 51 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: I'm good at two things: Beating as and eating ass. Bad news for you: Chow time's over.
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| 52 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: Moruga scorpion. The world's spiciest chili powder. Don't eat it if you're not interested in shitting blood. Man, when you're in a jam, a pinch of this will save the dish.
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| 53 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: So I grabbed Eagle and I said, "You're going back through that acid fire and retrieving the Yusopov amulet or none of us are going to make it back to Storm Base 9 before the Jizzadrean Kill Squad."
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| 54 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: The antidote for failure is punishment.
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| 55 | Wolf | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf
Wolf: Your cover story fell apart like a shit in your hands.
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| 56 | Wolf & Josh Futturman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Wolf & Josh Futturman
Wolf: It was a hell of a weekend. Just one problem, weekends end. Or do they? That very weekend I had a brainstorm to spin a tapestry of eternal cool, Cabo Wabo Cantina.
Josh Futturman: Didn't Sammy Hagar...
Wolf: Sammy Hagar invented nothing. He just showed up on Sunday morning uninvited, stole my favorite Joe camel beach towel and my idea. He turned Cabo Waco into a fucking joke.
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| 57 | Wolf's new friend Chase's dog's name tha... | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Wolf's new friend Chase's dog's name that just booked a national commercial.
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