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| 1 | Annual International Fantasy Convention  | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
| Annual International Fantasy Convention Event in Lucca, Italy. Cobra soldiers are able to blend right in to the cosplay attendees.

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| 2 | Baroness  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Baroness Baroness: Shut up! You're making my trigger finger itch!

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| 3 | Bongo the Balloon Bear's real name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
| Bongo the Balloon Bear's real name.
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Candy Appel |
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Anna Karenina |
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Anastasia DeCobray |

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| 4 | Breaker  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Breaker Breaker: We love you too, Cobra Commander.

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| 5 | Cobra  | Themes | Solo |
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| 6 | Cobra  | Themes | Shield, The |
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 | | #2d78bd | #e8b600 | #000000 |
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| 7 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: Everybody is really good at pretending to care, but at their very core, the selfish child reigns supreme!

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| 8 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: Fie on you, you rampallion, you fustilarian.

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| 9 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: Get out of the scanner, you myopic bovine. This obstreperous whelp needs some immediate remedial cerebellum scrambling!

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| 10 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: I want that uxorious chrome-visaged twit and his xanthippic consort winkled out like the limeaceous bivalves they are!

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| 11 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: I want those intruders expeditiously extirpated and evicerated in extenso con apparatus belli... translated by editor as, "Root them out quickly and gut them full length with instruments of war."

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| 12 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: I was drowsing in hebetation until the clear light of resipiscence woke me.

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| 13 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: I'm as American as apple pie and motherhood! I believe in free enterprise, because that's the American Way!

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| 14 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: I'm going to personally perforate his peritoneum.

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| 15 | Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander Cobra Commander: Shoot her Zarana, you oligophrenic megapod!

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| 16 | Cobra Commander & Loadmaster  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Cobra Commander & Loadmaster Cobra Commander: There's one missing Loadmaster! Loadmaster: Not possible, Sir, I... Cobra Commander: Are you calling me a liar? Loadmaster: No, Sir! But... Cobra Commander (shooting Loadmaster): Next time around, learn to count!

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| 17 | Cold Shit  | Themes | Billboard |
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| 18 | Dr. Mindbender  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Mindbender Dr. Mindbender: You two can exchange vollies of vituperation at a later date, Commander. It's time to vacate this tank!

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| 19 | Dr. Mindbender & Cobra Commander  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Dr. Mindbender & Cobra Commander Dr. Mindbender: Something is being covered up. Cobra Commander: Something is always being covered up.

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| 20 | Fishing boat captain's name that led the...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Fishing boat captain's name that led the Joes to underground safety during the Cobra Civil War.
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Captain Ming |
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Captain Moon |
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Captain Minh |

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| 21 | Flash  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Flash Flash: Time to knock off this Doc Strangelove routine! I've got a feeling this thing's about to... blow!

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| 22 | Frusenhagen Reindeer Festival  | Events | Fairs and Festivals |
| Frusenhagen Reindeer Festival Festival in Frusenland.

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| 23 | Greed Is Good  | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
| Greed Is Good Cobra enlistment event, a series of seminars mentioned.

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| 24 | Issue #20 Home Is Where the War Is  | Themes | 3-D |
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| 25 | Joes  | Themes | 3-D |
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| 26 | Little Lay Sisters of Mercy and Prison R...  | Organizations | Religious Organizations |
| Little Lay Sisters of Mercy and Prison Reform Organization Lady Jaye impersonates.

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| 27 | Major Bludd  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Major Bludd Major Bludd: Raise your glasses and sing the praises of our leader, who nothing fazes, Cobra Commander, he's my chum, I trust him like I trust my gun.

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| 28 | Miss Firepower  | Events | Beauty Pageants |
| Miss Firepower Apparent a beauty pageant in Scotland - there's a woman wearing a sash standing near Destro.

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| 29 | Miss Sierra Gordo  | Events | Beauty Pageants |
| Miss Sierra Gordo Beauty contest.

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| 30 | Miss Sierra Gordo Pageant  | Events | Beauty Pageants |
| Miss Sierra Gordo Pageant Beauty pageant in Sierro Gordo.

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| 31 | Rattlers  | Sports | School Mascots |
| Rattlers Broca Beach High School mascot.

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| 32 | Road Block  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Road Block Road Block: Welcome to Road Block Airlines - coffee, tea or carnage?

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| 33 | Roadblock  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Roadblock Roadblock: Sir, you are willfully attempting to destroy United States property. If you persist in doing so, I shall reduce your head to a fine red mist.

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| 34 | Roxy & Rock 'n Roll  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Roxy & Rock 'n Roll Roxy: Why in the world did he think that we would be interested in a room full of guns? Rock 'n Roll: You're science fiction fans, right? Imagine what Ridley could have done to the brood mother if she had had one of these babies!

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| 35 | Scarlett  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Scarlett Scarlett: Disco is dead, Steeler.

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| 36 | Serpentor  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Serpentor Serpentor: Onward! Victory is in sight. I can feel it in my bones. Like the day the Norman knights took the field at Hastings. And the Saxon king, Harold, was laid low by an arrow.

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| 37 | Snake-Eyes' pseudonym when he summons St...  | Trivia | Questions |
| Snake-Eyes' pseudonym when he summons Storm Shadow to Beirut via a collect call.
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Mr. Watash |
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Mr. Bongo |
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Mr. Hebime |
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| 38 | Stalker's real name. | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
| Stalker's real name.
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| 39 | Tele-Viper  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Tele-Viper Tele-Viper: Let's get nasty!

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| 40 | Tommy Vietnam  | Themes | Dark Shadows |
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| 41 | Untitled  | Themes | Diff|rent Strokes |
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| 42 | Untitled  | Themes | Solo |
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| 43 | Untitled  | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 44 | Untitled  | Themes | Shield, The |
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| 45 | Untitled  | Themes | Beast 2 |
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| 46 | Vipers  | Sports | School Mascots |
| Vipers Springfield High School mascot.

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| 47 | Zartan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Zartan Zartan: This is going to be a difficult shot. But nowhere near as difficult as the one that took down the Hard Master.

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| 48 | Zlotny  | Money | Currency |
| Zlotny Currency in Borovia that the owner of the Pawn Shoppe mentions when the real Wolfgang attempts to sell President Metz's watch.

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