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| 1 | Beck's ex-boyfriend Benji's full name.  | Trivia | Name Game |
| Beck's ex-boyfriend Benji's full name.
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Benjamin J. Ashby III |
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Benjamin Avery Sisko |
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Benny Russell |
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| 2 | Bronte  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Bronte Bronte: You know that, like, um... that Moral Alignment D&D thing that was meme'd to death? How do you not know this? Here. So we have chaotic, neutral, lawful, Good, neutral, evil. So, like, lawful good, that is Superman. He won't break the law, even for good.

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| 3 | Bronte's real name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
| Bronte's real name.

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| 4 | The Christian News' Mommy Blogger of the...  | Recognition | Awards |
| The Christian News' Mommy Blogger of the Year Award given to Back's father's new wife Nancy Whitesell for her Christian blog Christ & Crumbs.
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| 5 | Darcy Literature Awards  | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
| Darcy Literature Awards Nadia finds aDarcy Literature Awards invitation in Joe's office.

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| 6 | Delilah Alves  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Delilah Alves Delilah Alves: Cover shit in gold, it's just super shiny shit.
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| 7 | Delilah Alves  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Delilah Alves Delilah Alves: Thanks for the D, Will.
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| 8 | Delilah Alves  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Delilah Alves Delilah Alves: You have a Beverly fucked concept of friendship.
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| 9 | Delilah Alves  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Delilah Alves Deliliah Alves: Did you just mansplain and patronize me in the same sentence?
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| 10 | The Eat the Rich Killer  | Criminals | Serial Killers |
| The Eat the Rich Killer Nickname that the press gives whoever killed Malcom and Simon.
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| 11 | Ethan  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Ethan Ethan: Let us give thanks to our lord, Stephen King, who bestowed books so that our bookstores in third-dimensional locations may live.
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| 12 | Facon-wrapped Date  | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
| Facon-wrapped Date Hors d'oeuvre that Ethan serves at Beck's literary themed surprise birthday party at Mooney's.
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| 13 | Forty Quinn  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Forty Quinn Forty Quinn: But that trip. I mean... We touched God. Like, "tickled-His-balls" touched. Inspired work, Broseph.
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| 14 | Forty Quinn  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Forty Quinn Forty Quinn: You can service my sister post-chalupa.
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| 15 | Forty Quinn  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Forty Quinn Forty Quinn: You look like somebody just pissed all over your rainbow.
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| 16 | Forty Quinn & Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Forty Quinn & Joe Goldberg Forty Quinn: I woke up with a completely brilliant idea. Joe Goldberg: What's the idea? Forty Quinn: Movies - on loop - in the bookstore. Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Oh no. Forty Quinn: Movies that are - wait for it - also books. Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Kill it with fire. Joe Goldberg: It's a great idea. Forty Quinn: Dope movies like Pulp Fiction. Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Not based on a book. Forty Quinn: Whichever of the Star Wars... Joe Goldberg (Voice over): Again... Forty Quinn: Fifty Shades, obviously. Joe Goldberg (Voice over): One for three, marginally. Forty Quinn: We are gonna sell so many books, it is going to blow your fucking mind.
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| 17 | Hootsie  | Language | Sexual Jargon |
| Hootsie Word Beck makes up to describe how she feels about how her first kiss went down: "I still feel like a hootsie for it.", which becomes the basis for their game of Scrabble using only fake words.
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| 18 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: Am I horrified or impressed?
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| 19 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: I guess I'm bad at picking good people. But I'm good at catching bad people redhanded.
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| 20 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: Not my circus! Not my monkeys! Not my circus! Not my monkeys!

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| 21 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: People trying to buy some sort of meaning in their lives with $60 candles and sustainable lamps.
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| 22 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: Pro Tip of the day: Screen your calls when you're trying to burn a body because it turns out, things slip out that you didn't actually want to say.
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| 23 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: She might be more attracted to Theo than she's willing to admit, but she's also right and distracted, which is necessary to keep her from Spidey-sensing you.
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| 24 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: Turns out parenthood is Groundhog Day as written by Jean-Paul Sartre.
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| 25 | Joe Goldberg  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Joe Goldberg Joe Goldberg: Well, hello there. Who are you? Based on your vibe, a student. Your blouse is loose. You're not here to be ogled, but those bracelets, they jangle. You like a little attention. Okay, I bite. You search the books. Fiction, "F" through "K". Now... hmm, you're not the standard insecure nymph hunting for Faulkner you'll never finish. Too sun-kissed for Stephen King. Who will you buy?
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| 26 | Joe's former boss Mr. Mooney's first nam...  | Trivia | Name Game-Real Names |
| Joe's former boss Mr. Mooney's first name, which Joe mentions during his interview on the Kim Kramer Show.

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| 27 | Kate Galvin  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kate Galvin Kate Galvin: Captain fucking America.
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| 28 | Kate Galvin  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Kate Galvin Kate Galvin: Oh, God. It's Captain America here, if you would like an autograph.
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| 29 | Maddie  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Maddie Maddie: Burn in hell.

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| 30 | Phoebe's childhood dog's name.  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| Phoebe's childhood dog's name.
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Punky Spunky Sparkle |
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Funky Junkie Twinkle |
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Chunky Monkey Glitter |
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| 31 | Rhys Montrose  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rhys Montrose Rhys Montrose: There's always a box.
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| 32 | Rhys Montrose  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Rhys Montrose Rhys Montrose: Well, isn't this a pickle.
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| 33 | Roaldasaurus Burtei  | Living Things | Animals |
| Roaldasaurus Burtei Dinosaur named for Roald Walker-Burton when he was six years old.

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| 34 | Silver Wand  | Sports | Racehorses |
| Silver Wand Name of a racehorse Joe mentions when Lady Phoebe's bodyguard asks him about the money in his pocket that he found in Malcolm's office. Not actually a racehorse, but Joe got the name from Malcolm's notebook, initially theorizing that Malcolm was gambling.

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| 35 | The name of the cat in "Simon's" Meta Ca...  | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
| The name of the cat in "Simon's" Meta Cat paintings.

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| 36 | Untitled  | Themes | Gray Eagle |
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| 37 | What Norman Mailer book does Joe read in...  | Trivia | Questions |
| What Norman Mailer book does Joe read in prison?
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The Naked and the Dead |
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An American Dream |
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The Executioner|s Song |

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| 38 | Will Bettelheim  | Quotes | Quotes |
| Will Bettelheim Will Bettelheim: I bow to your superior self-justification.
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