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| 1 | Advisors  | Sports | Football Teams |
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Advisors
Mekong Delta Advisors. New teacher Mr. Murphy's football team back in Vietnam.
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| 2 | Birds | Sports | School Mascots |
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Birds
Cardinal Spellman High School mascot. The Weemawee High Braves play baseball against their rich rivals Cardinal Spellman High School Birds.
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| 3 | Braves  | Sports | School Mascots |
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Braves
Weemawee High School mascot.
 
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| 4 | Champagne Beige | Matter | Colors |
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Champagne Beige
Jennifer tells Johnny that her hair color is champagne beige.
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| 5 | Colossus | Sports | School Mascots |
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Colossus
Mid-Central High School mascot. Weemawee High's new female football team the Squaws play against Mid-Central High Colossus.
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| 6 | Falcons | Sports | School Mascots |
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Falcons
Lake Murongo High School mascot. The Weemawee High Braves play baseball against the Lake Murongo High Falcons, now featuring Johnny Slash as designated hitter.
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| 7 | Intense Red | Matter | Colors |
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Intense Red
During Careers Week, Jennifer DiNuccio announces that for her career, she'd like to come up with names for new nail polish colors, including Intense Red, Tres Red and Very Red.
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| 8 | Jennifer DiNuccio | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer DiNuccio
Jennifer DiNuccio: Like, gross me back to the stone age.
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| 9 | Jennifer DiNuccio | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer DiNuccio
Jennifer DiNuccio: This is like beyond the valley of out of control.
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| 10 | Jennifer DiNuccio | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jennifer DiNuccio
Jennifer DiNuccio: Well, excuse like me, okay?
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| 11 | Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny Slash
Johnny Slash: Boo! Totally.
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| 12 | Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny Slash
Johnny Slash: I like love. Love is good.
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| 13 | Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny Slash
Johnny Slash: I love plans. Plans are good. Totally.
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| 14 | Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny Slash
Johnny Slash: Life is weird. It scares me.
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| 15 | Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Johnny Slash
Johnny Slash: Want some Beef Newtons?
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| 16 | LaDonna Fredericks | Quotes | Quotes |
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LaDonna Fredericks
LaDonna Fredericks: I don't know, girl. Halloween, huh. To me, white people in sheets is not a good time. I hate that holiday.
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| 17 | Marshall Blechtman & Johnny Slash | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marshall Blechtman & Johnny Slash
Marshall Blechtman: I'm so depressed.
Johnny Slash: Depressed? I've got something for that - Taco-flavored Cheeseballs.
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| 18 | Marshall Blechtman & Johnny Slash  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Marshall Blechtman & Johnny Slash
Marshall Blechtman: Slash, I can't believe it! You have a hidden talent! I feel like Alfred the butler finding out that Bruce Wayne is actually Batman.
Johnny Slash: Bruce Wayne is Batman? This changes everything. I have to go home and check my back issues.
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| 19 | The Mean Reds | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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The Mean Reds
What LaDonna tells Jennifer Vinnie has when he snaps at her for working at the Grease.
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| 20 | Muffy Tepperman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Muffy Tepperman
Muffy Tepperman: Honestly, I could just barf.
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| 21 | Muffy Tepperman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Muffy Tepperman
Muffy Tepperman: I'm going to ignore that because, frankly, I don't get it.
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| 22 | Muffy Tepperman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Muffy Tepperman
Muffy Tepperman: My cousin Adam had a Star Wars bar mitzvah, and then Joshue Grossman had a Rocky III bar mitzvah, so I was going to have a Poltergeist bar mitzvah. But then I thought that movie themes had been done to death.
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| 23 | Patty | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patty
Patty: When Johnny sent that nugget on a ride to Hallelujah-villa, the crowd went bananas. Every man, woman and child took off their hats, threw them on the ground, jumped up and down, and swore to name their first born "Johnny Slash".
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| 24 | Patty & Lauren | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patty & Lauren
Patty: Ever since I was little, nobody I cared about wore glasses except for Clark Kent, and when he took them off, he could see through walls.
Lauren: And when he put them on, he wrote great articles.
Patty: Oh, you mean like, Giant meteorite heading for Metropolis.
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| 25 | Patty & Lauren | Quotes | Quotes |
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Patty & Lauren
Patty: Everyone knows we wrote the graffiti and we're still not popular. And I am grounded until Poltergeist 2.
Lauren: Make that E.T. 12.
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| 26 | Principal Dingleman, Johnny Slash & Mars... | Quotes | Quotes |
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Principal Dingleman, Johnny Slash & Marshall Blechtman
Principal Dingleman: Class, I wish I could say good morning, but I can't, that's because I'm too outraged by the latest assault on the hallowed halls of Weemawee. "Jim Morrison is God" scrawled across the cafeteria wall.
Johnny Slash: People are strange.
Marshall Blechtman: They sure are, especially when you're a stranger.
Johnny Slash: Or when you're alone.
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| 27 | Shanghai Scarlett | Matter | Colors |
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Shanghai Scarlett
Nail polish color that Jennifer mentions.
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| 28 | Squaws | Sports | School Mascots |
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Squaws
Weemawee High's new female football team. Name suggested by Muffy.
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| 29 | Substitute teacher Mr. McNulty's nicknam... | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Substitute teacher Mr. McNulty's nickname for Muffy Tepperman.
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Muffin |
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Muffaletta |
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Muffler |
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| 30 | Tigers | Sports | School Mascots |
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Tigers
Centerville High School mascot.
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| 31 | Tres Red | Matter | Colors |
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Tres Red
During Careers Week, Jennifer DiNuccio announces that for her career, she'd like to come up with names for new nail polish colors, including Intense Red, Tres Red and Very Red.
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| 32 | Untitled | Themes | Pleasantville |
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| 33 | Very Red | Matter | Colors |
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Very Red
During Careers Week, Jennifer DiNuccio announces that for her career, she'd like to come up with names for new nail polish colors, including Intense Red, Tres Red and Very Red.
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| 34 | Which reindeer does Johnny Slash play in... | Trivia | Questions |
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Which reindeer does Johnny Slash play in the Christmas pageant?
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