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| Film 2001. Written by John Whelpley. Directed by Brent Maddock. Starring Michael Gross, Shawn Christian, Susan Chuang and Ariana Richards. |  | |
Total Record Results: 29 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER |
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| # | | 1 | Agent Frank Statler  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Agent Frank Statler
Agent Frank Statler: I am the granted authority to insure adherence to Section 1472-B of the Endangered Species Act, which guards the welfare of large-class desert reptilians. I'm enforcing an immediate ban on hunting of graboids in Perfection Valley.
| | 2 | Ass Blaster | Living Things | Animals | |
Ass Blaster
 
| | 3 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: A lifetime of preparation, and I end up a refugee?
| | 4 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: And that's why we're at the top of the food chain!
| | 5 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: First rule of engagement: know your enemy. Second rule: know where to engage him.
| | 6 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Houston, we have a problem.
| | 7 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I prefer we keep this to ourselves.
| | 8 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I think if I had an inner voice, it'd be tellin' me to tell you to get lost.
| | 9 | Burt Gummer  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Is your head up your ass for the warmth?
| | 10 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I'm a masterpiece of self destruction.
| | 11 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Need I remind you Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. Over!
| | 12 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Not to worry, our perimeter is completely Graboid proof.
| | 13 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.
| | 14 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: These bastards are smart, and the harder you come at them, the smarter they get.
| | 15 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?
| | 16 | Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: You guys do what you do best: Find something simple and complicate it.
| | 17 | Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel
Burt Gummer: They're moving slowly down from the north, just like last time, from Jasmer quadrangle straight down the valley into Calypso quadrangle.
Mindy: Huh?
Miguel: I think he means Cactus Flats.
Mindy: Why can't he just say it?
| | 18 | Graboid | Living Things | Animals | |
Graboid
The government designates the graboids in Perfection as an endangered species.
| | 19 | Jack Sawyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jack Sawyer
Jack Sawyer: Well, ma'am, time is the eternal river. I suggest we not swim upstream.
| | 20 | Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer
Jack Sawyer: Burt, what happens if this thing eats your food?
Burt Gummer: Assblaster Blitzkrieg.
| | 21 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Ha! Ass blaster! Blast your own damn ass!
| | 22 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Hey, in retail, if you're not three steps ahead, you're one step behind.
| | 23 | Jodi Chang | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised.
| | 24 | Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer
Jodi Chang: All I'm saying is we discovered them, right? So, we should name 'em. Let me think... Okay - blast-offers, or... butt-launchers, that's better, huh? Oh, oh, ass blasters! How's that?
Jack Sawyer: Sounds like a porno film.
| | 25 | Jodi Chang, Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jodi Chang, Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer
Jodi Chang: But do we have a lighter?
Jack Sawyer: Burt does.
Burt Gummer: How do you know?
Jack Sawyer: Well, you're Burt.
Burt Gummer: Damn right I am.
| | 26 | Mindy Sterngood | Quotes | Quotes | |
Mindy Sterngood
Mindy Sterngood: I totally hate my life!
| | 27 | Shrieker | Living Things | Animals | |
Shrieker
| | 28 | Untitled | Themes | Flatliners 2 | |
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