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| 1 | Argestes  | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Argestes
The Roys attend Argestes, an international business conference, where they plan to finalize their agreement with the Pierces.
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| 2 | The Argie Awards | Recognition | Awards Ceremonies |
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The Argie Awards
Award ceremony at Argestes, the international business conference where the Roys plan to finalize their agreement with the Pierces.
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| 3 | Connor Roy  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Connor Roy
Connor Roy: Oh, look at you. The Rebel Alliance!
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| 4 | Cuckaneers | Sports | Football Teams |
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Cuckaneers
Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. Joke Connor makes about presidential candidate Santiago: Senor Dickless! Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers!
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| 5 | Ewan Eroy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ewan Eroy
Ewan Eroy: The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next? The Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic?
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| 6 | Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch
Ewan Roy: This whole family is a nest of vipers. They'll wrap themselves around you and they'll suffocate you.
Greg Hirsch: I'm pretty sure... I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors.
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| 7 | Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ewan Roy & Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: Happy Thanksgiving
Ewan Roy: Not for the Indians.
Greg Hirsch: Nope, that is... still true.
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| 8 | Future Freedom Summit | Events | Conventions and Seminars |
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Future Freedom Summit
The Roys travel to_Richmond, Virginia to attend the Future Freedom Summit, a conservative political fundraiser, to pick a new presidential candidate in the upcoming election.
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| 9 | Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: I feel like I might not like it in the death pit.
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| 10 | Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: If I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl.
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| 11 | Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Greg Hirsch
Greg Hirsch: What am I going to do with a soul, anyways? Souls are boring. Boo, souls!
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| 12 | Indonesia | Medical Conditions | Conditions |
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Indonesia
Joke Roman makes: It sounds like a medical condition.
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| 13 | Kendall | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall
Kendall: We're boutique, we're light on our feet, We're not the Gang of Four, we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance.
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| 14 | Kendall Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall Roy
Kendall Roy: Just relax, all right. The dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out.
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| 15 | Kendall Roy & Greg Hirsch | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall Roy & Greg Hirsch
Kendall Roy: You know they're calling you the Christmas tree?
Greg Hirsch: Yeah? Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly.
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| 16 | Kendall Roy & Hugo Baker | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall Roy & Hugo Baker
Kendall Roy: I got something for you. I want you to brief media on background.
Hugo Baker: Then I am the droid you are looking for.
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| 17 | Kendall Roy & Rava Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall Roy & Rava Roy
Kendall Roy: What's your read? Do I go... Hulk or Bruce Banner?
Rava Roy: Well, Kendall, talk to your people about...
Kendall Roy: I know, you're just always so good with this stuff and just
Rava Roy: The Hulk is the incredible one, right? The Hulk.
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| 18 | Kendall Roy & Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Kendall Roy & Roman Roy
Kendall Roy: You know sometimes you leave the party and you wonder what everyone's saying about you?
Roman Roy: With me, it's usually, "Who's that young Han Solo, and how do I get his dick in my ass?"
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| 19 | Logan Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Logan Roy
Logan Roy: Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. I guess I'm a climate denier.
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| 20 | Logan Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Logan Roy
Logan Roy: He wants me to get the dipshits in Downing Street to make him Lord fucking Seat Sniffer of Pantyhose.
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| 21 | Logan Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Logan Roy
Logan Roy: Honestly? No. Not with the shareholders. I'm afraid this Kendall stuff won't play. They're a little more... fucking vegetarian.
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| 22 | Lukas Matsson | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lukas Matsson
Lukas Matsson: And what about these fucking press stories? Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted and your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?
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| 23 | Maxim Pierce & Connor Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Maxim Pierce & Connor Roy
Maxim Pierce: Can you name me one member of the House Commerce Committee?
Connor Roy: Oh, uh, yeah, I think I know one. Uh, Representative Ferdinand D. Who-Give-a-Shit from the great state of No-One-Fucking-Cares.
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| 24 | Nan Pierce | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nan Pierce
Nan Pierce: The recipe is still, and no-one believes, from the wallet of Teddy Roosevelt's valet.
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| 25 | Nate Sofrelli & Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nate Sofrelli & Shiv Roy
Nate Sofrelli: Well, I did spend quite some time on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar on a Waystar network, but...
Shiv: It's played out. Makes it look like we have an agenda.
Nate Sofrelli: Uh, we do. Stop being overly mighty media owners setting the agenda for our democracy. DOJ, FCC, Batman, to stop your dad eating the news.
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| 26 | Roman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman
Roman: Hope he can cure your serious case of bein' a bitch.
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| 27 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Fuck Indonesia. It sounds like a medical condition.
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| 28 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: I'm honest, I'm just like, Hey, I like your face. I wanna fuck your face. Can I cum on your face? Which is why my face is drowning in pussy and you're not even fucking your wife.
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| 29 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck. "Uh, excuse me, uh, would it be cool, 'cause I have something very secret in my pants. Would it be okay to show, please?" Or is that a trigger warning?
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| 30 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Waystar Royco - We do hate speech and rollercoasters.
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| 31 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: What up, prick licks? It's me, Dr. Moron. I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick and my dad hates all of you. Fuck-go-bye-bye. How was that? Was that good?
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| 32 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: Yeah, Gerri, you jump on that grenade for us. Thanks, pal.
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| 33 | Roman Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy
Roman Roy: You know, if a deal collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?
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| 34 | Roman Roy & Kendall Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy & Kendall Roy
Roman Roy: Can we think about it?
Kendall Roy: Of course.
Roman Roy: I've thought about it. Fuck you.
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| 35 | Roman Roy & Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Roman Roy & Shiv Roy
Roman Roy: I have a hobby.
Shiv Roy: Killing hobos is not a hobby.
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| 36 | Shiv and Tom's dog's name. | Trivia | Name Game-Animals |
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Shiv and Tom's dog's name.
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| 37 | Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy (to Republican presidential candidate Jeryd Mencken): YouTube provocateur bullshit. Aristo-populism, rape is natural, it's all red pill, baby. I'm just I'm just so fucking over it.
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| 38 | Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Fuck you, plastic Jesus.
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| 39 | Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Okay. Well, what happens in sex Vegas...
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| 40 | Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: What is that - Date Rape by Calvin Klein?
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| 41 | Shiv Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Shiv Roy
Shiv Roy: Who made you the wizard of fuck?
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| 42 | Snake Linguini | Recipes | Recipes-misc |
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Snake Linguini
Joke Gerri makes to Roman: I don't think any of you come through. It's snake Linguini.
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| 43 | Stewy and Sandy's nickname for Kendall. | Trivia | Name Game-Nicknames |
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Stewy and Sandy's nickname for Kendall.
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Abalone Anal Bead |
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Barracuda Butt Plug |
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Calamari Cock Ring |
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| 44 | Tom Wambsgans | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tom Wambsgans
Tom Wambsgans: Good morning. I'm here to help fix the Death Star. Grill on the exhaust vent, guys. Grill on the exhaust vent.
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| 45 | Tom Wambsgans | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tom Wambsgans
Tom Wambsgans: Yeah, I'm good, Greg, considering it's my first post-Logan election, and I have Cyd, uh, running around town, spitting poison like a fucking king cobra with an iPhone. I have, uh, PGN to the left of me, I have FVA to the right. I gotta deliver the best election numbers ever 'cause my bosses wanna rip my heart out as a peace offering to all comers. So, no, Greg. You know, I'm a little bit tense. Just a little bit. Little tense. Well, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.
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| 46 | Tom Wambsgans & Kendall Roy | Quotes | Quotes |
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Tom Wambsgans & Kendall Roy
Tom Wambsgans: Always here if you need a friendly ear, Lord Vader.
Kendall Roy: Just get shit moving at parks. Yeah, Tom? It's stagnant, so shake that fuckin' tree, C-3PO.
Tom Wambsgans: Shakin' the tree, shakin' the tree. Shakin' it big time.
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| 47 | Tomlette | Recipes | Recipes-Breakfast |
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Tomlette
During the Brightstar Cruise hearings, Senator Eavis asks Tom about the hours of 3am and 5am on March 12th - the only two-hour period in which he did not send an email to Greg with the title You can't make a Toilette without breaking some Greggs. He sent the same email to him 67 times in one evening.
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| 48 | Untitled  | Themes | Flatliners 2 |
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