| # | | 1431 - 595 years ago | | 1 | May 30, 1431    | 19th Century and earlier | Events | |
May 30, 1431
Joan of Arc is not burned at the stake. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1865 - 161 years ago | | 2 | April 14, 1865 | 19th Century and earlier | Events | |
April 14, 1865
Abraham Lincoln is not assassinated by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1893 - 133 years ago | | 3 | August 6, 1893 | 19th Century and earlier | Events | |
August 6, 1893
When two timelines temporarily merge, Susan B. Anthony is gruesomely gored by a pterodactyl at the Chicago World's Fair.
| | 1945 - 81 years ago | | 4 | March 31, 1945 | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events | |
March 31, 1945
Anne Frank does not die of typhus at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1948 - 78 years ago | | 5 | January 30, 1948 | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events | |
January 30, 1948
Gandhi is not shot by Hindu fanatic Nathuram Godse. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1949 - 77 years ago | | 6 | June 24, 1949 | 20th Century: 1st Half | Birth Dates | |
June 24, 1949
Future Herpes researcher Elias Kornish born, making him 68 years old in 2017.
| | 7 | July 24, 1949 | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events | |
July 24, 1949
Tiger travels to Hawthorne, California in the past to kill baby Kornish, and ends up staying for several years, living with his family and taking care of Elias.
| | 1955 - 71 years ago | | 8 | September 30, 1955 | 20th Century: 50s | Events | |
September 30, 1955
James Dean is not killed in an automobile accident. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1959 - 67 years ago | | 9 | February 3, 1959 | 20th Century: 50s | Events | |
February 3, 1959
Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens do not die in a plane crash. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1962 - 64 years ago | | 10 | August 4, 1962 | 20th Century: 60s | Events | |
August 4, 1962
Marilyn Monroe does not die of a barbiturate overdose at her home in Los Angeles, California. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1968 - 58 years ago | | 11 | April 4, 1968 | 20th Century: 60s | Events | |
April 4, 1968
Martin Luther King Jr. is not assassinated at the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1969 - 57 years ago | | 12 | July 20, 1969 | 20th Century: 60s | Events | |
July 20, 1969
Dr. Elias Kronish contracts Herpes at the Pi Pi Gamma House at Cal Tech. Josh, Tiger and Wolf travel back in time from 2017. Also, the Apollo Lunar Module Eagle lands on the moon.
| | 1973 - 53 years ago | | 13 | July 20, 1973 | 20th Century: 70s | Events | |
July 20, 1973
Bruce Lee does not die from a brain edema. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1980 - 46 years ago | | 14 | July 27, 1980 | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |
July 27, 1980
Vincent Van Gogh does not shoot himself in the chest with a revolver in a field near Auvers. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1985 - 41 years ago | | 15 | June 23, 1985 | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |
June 23, 1985
Corey Hart performs in Los Angeles June 23 & 24. Wolf attends the show on the 24th.
| | 16 | June 24, 1985 | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |
June 24, 1985
Corey Hart performs in Los Angeles June 23 & 24. Wolf attends the show on the 24th.
| | 17 | December 2, 1985 | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates | |
December 2, 1985
Wolf is reborn as Corey Wolf-Hart. It was the best of times, and he had a particular set of skills that allowed him to dominate.
| | 1988 - 38 years ago | | 18 | July 21, 1988 | 20th Century: 80s | Birth Dates | |
July 21, 1988
Kronish Laboratories employee Carl Watts born, according to his employee file that Josh researches.
| | 1989 - 37 years ago | | 19 | December 15, 1989 | 20th Century: 80s | Events | |
December 15, 1989
Wolf parties in Cabo San Lucas at Don Johnson's 40th birthday blowout party, which he describes as "36 hours of linen shirts, clams on the half shell, and enough cocaine to kill Buddy Hackett."
| | 1990 - 36 years ago | | 20 | March 3, 1990 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
March 3, 1990
Detective Vincent Skarsgaard comes to Wold looking for answers about his dead partner.
| | 1992 - 34 years ago | | 21 | June 3, 1992 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
June 3, 1992
Wolf has now done so much coke that he can't smell or taste anything anymore, not even Moruga scorpion chili powder.
| | 1993 - 33 years ago | | 22 | April 24, 1993 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
April 24, 1993
Famed restaurant Wolf-Hart's introduces the Truffledome: Two men enter, one man leaves - with a white truffle from Alba, Italy.
| | 23 | April 27, 1993 | 20th Century: 90s | Death Dates | |
April 27, 1993
Enigmatic and mysterious cult figure Corey Wolf-Hart dies.
| | 24 | April 29, 1993 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
April 29, 1993
Date of newspaper article: "Corey Wolf-Hart slain in Sewer Shootout".
| | 1994 - 32 years ago | | 25 | April 5, 1994 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
April 5, 1994
Kurt Cobain does not commit suicide by shooting himself in the head with a shotgun. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1996 - 30 years ago | | 26 | September 7, 1996 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
September 7, 1996
Tupac Shakur is not murdered in Las Vegas, Nevada. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1997 - 29 years ago | | 27 | March 9, 1997 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
March 9, 1997
Christopher George Latore Wallace / Biggie Smalls / The Notorious B.I.G. is not murdered in Los Angeles. J1, also known as nut-face Josh, travels back in time, rescuing his heroes that died prematurely and taking them to Haven, A town that exists outside of time and space.
| | 1999 - 27 years ago | | 28 | December 31, 1999 | 20th Century: 90s | Events | |
December 31, 1999
The portal to Haven exists in Ames, Iowa.
| | 2000 - 26 years ago | | 29 | January 1, 2000 | 21st Century: 00s | Events | |
January 1, 2000
After saving the universe by closing the door to Haven, Josh, Tiger and Wolf begin their new lives in the dawn of a new millennium.
| | 2012 - 14 years ago | | 30 | July 18, 2012 | 21st Century: 10s | Issued Dates | |
July 18, 2012
Issued Date on the real Kronish Laboratories custodian Josh Futturman, shown over the closing credits.
| | 2016 - 10 years ago | | 31 | September 7, 2016 | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines | |
September 7, 2016
Date of news article: The Big Futz Behind the Futz about Joosh Futterman.
| | 2017 - 9 years ago | | 32 | April 9, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Headlines | |
April 9, 2017
Date of newspaper headline: Kronabomber Remorseless - Futturman's mental state called into question.
| | 33 | December 11, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 11, 2017
Shortly after Josh Futterman beats Level 83 on the video game The Biotic Wars and starts masturbating to the character Tiger, the real Tiger and her partner Wolf arrive from the future of 2162, informing him that everything in the video game is real, and it is a recruitment tool to find their savior.
| | 34 | December 12, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 12, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf return to the present.
| | 35 | December 13, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 13, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf search for Cameronium, fuel for Tiger and Wolf's time travel device.
| | 36 | December 14, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 14, 2017
Two days to the office Christmas party at Kronish Laboratories, known as the Kronish Ball. Josh gets to know Jeri the receptionist while, Tiger and Wolf prepare to infiltrate the building, Wolf learning to bake with Josh's dad since he will be undercover as a chef.
| | 37 | December 15, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 15, 2017
One day to the office Christmas party at Kronish Laboratories, known as the Kronish Ball. Josh, Tiger and Wolf finalize preparations to infiltrate the Kronish Laboratories building.
| | 38 | December 16, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 16, 2017
Night of the Kronish Ball.
| | 39 | December 17, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 17, 2017
Josh, Tiger and Wolf travel into the future to steal Cameronium from Jame's Cameron's compound.
| | 40 | December 19, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 19, 2017
Kronish Labs has been replaced with the Kronitorium.
| | 41 | December 20, 2017 | 21st Century: 10s | Events | |
December 20, 2017
Date of the horrific Kronish Tower terrorist attack.
| | 2023 - 3 years ago | | 42 | December 17, 2023 | 21st Century: 20s | Events | |
December 17, 2023
Josh, Tiger and Wolf steal Cameronium from Jame's Cameron's compound, also known as J.C.C. Wolf falls in love with the compound's A.I. security system, SIGORN-E.
| | 2129 - 103 years from now | | 43 | April 14, 2129 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 14, 2129
In the future, April becomes Blapril. On Blapril 14, Stu teaches Ty-Anne to tie her shoes, sort of. He also introduces her to Dr. Hogeveen.
| | 2138 - 112 years from now | | 44 | October 4, 2138 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
October 4, 2138
Date of the Test Subject #456 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.
| | 2139 - 113 years from now | | 45 | December 21, 2139 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
December 21, 2139
Date of the failed super-heated hemoglobin trial with Test Subject #821 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.
| | 2140 - 114 years from now | | 46 | July 12, 2140 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
July 12, 2140
Date of the failed super-frozen hemoglobin trial with Test Subject #1268 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.
| | 2141 - 115 years from now | | 47 | September 16, 2141 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
September 16, 2141
Date of the failed polypeptide anti-coagulant phosphate neuro-depressor trial with Test Subject #2894 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.
| | 2142 - 116 years from now | | 48 | August 21, 2142 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
August 21, 2142
Decree of Armistice that leads to 20 years of lasting peace for humanity.
| | 49 | November 22, 2142 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
November 22, 2142
Date of the successful upload trial with Test Subject #4891 video that Dr. Hogeveen shows a young Ty-Anne to show her what a literal monster her father Stu is.
| | 2143 - 117 years from now | | 50 | May 8, 2143 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 8, 2143
Young Tiger and Wolf share a meal.
| | 2162 - 136 years from now | | 51 | January 2, 2162 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
January 2, 2162
In the future, January becomes Blapuary, and has more than 30 days. On Blapuary 2ndth, Wolf brings Josh to his Clusternest, while Tiger hits a dead end in her search for the TTD.
| | 52 | April 1, 2162 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 1, 2162
Tiger and Wolf's entire team is killed shortly before they travel into the past to find their savior, Josh Futterman, also known as Future Man.
| | 53 | September 30, 2162 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
September 30, 2162
In the future, September becomes Blaptember, and has more than 30 days. On Blaptember 36, Tiger finds herself in a new version of the future, in Lost Angeles. On Blaptember 42, Tiger searches for the TTD, while Josh is remanded to a labour camp in the NAG. Wolf meets with Supreme Overlord Vise. Blaptember 48 is Sowing Night. Wolf informs the members of his cluster nest that he's not in the mood for Sowing Night on a count of his new job as Supreme Overlord.
| | 3491 - 1,465 years from now | | 54 | April 1, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 1, 3491
Date of security footage from CAM_05 that Susan Saint Jackalope reviews, looking for clues to how Josh, Tiger and Wolf escaped from The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 55 | April 11, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 11, 3491
Day 1 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 56 | April 12, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 12, 3491
Day 2 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Dinosaur Death Duel.
| | 57 | April 13, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 13, 3491
Day 3 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Rabid Ape Corral.
| | 58 | April 14, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 14, 3491
Day 4 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 59 | April 15, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 15, 3491
Day 5 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 60 | April 17, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 17, 3491
Day 7 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 61 | April 22, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 22, 3491
Day 12 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 62 | April 25, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 25, 3491
Day 15 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 63 | April 26, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 26, 3491
Day 16 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 64 | April 27, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 27, 3491
Day 17 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 65 | April 30, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
April 30, 3491
Day 20 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 66 | May 3, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 3, 3491
Day 23 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 67 | May 4, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 4, 3491
Day 24 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 68 | May 5, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 5, 3491
Day 25 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 69 | May 8, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 8, 3491
Day 28 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 70 | May 18, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 18, 3491
Day 38 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport.
| | 71 | May 28, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 28, 3491
Day 48 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport: Sea Monsters' Ball. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving a mermaid's gall bladder that he will use for their eventual escape.
| | 72 | May 30, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
May 30, 3491
Day 50 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving an Arachno-bot's web spindle that he will use for their eventual escape.
| | 73 | June 1, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
June 1, 3491
Day 52 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh tricks Tiger into retrieving a stegasaurus femur that he will use for their eventual escape.
| | 74 | June 9, 3491 | 22nd Century and beyond | Events | |
June 9, 3491
Day 60 of Josh, Tiger and Wolf's stint on The DieCathalon, New Pangea's favorite human-hunting reality competition, where contestants run for their lives and are killed for sport. Josh, Tiger and Wolf escape using a mermaid's gall bladder, an Arachno-bot's web spindle and a stegasaurus femur in front of an estimated 87 gajillion viewers.
| | Year Unknown | | 75 | December 23 | No Year | Events | |
December 23
The Festivus holiday from Seinfeld becomes a reality in Tiger and Wolf's desolate future. Tiger: The future we're going back to, Wolf, it is going to have all this and more. Imagine plump cats, not just on Festivus, but every meal.
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