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| 1 | The Ad Agency   | Services | Advertising and Marketing |
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The Ad Agency
Advertising agency that takes on the Okra Cola campaign.
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| 2 | The All American Family | Video | TV-Comedy |
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The All American Family
TV sitcom.
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| 3 | All Bran CONSUME Fiber | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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All Bran CONSUME Fiber
Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.
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| 4 | The Apple Pie Hubbub | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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The Apple Pie Hubbub
Novel Steve claims to have written. This was a significant novel for Steve because that's when he first started using verbs. His novels really brightened up after that.
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| 5 | Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Bad Bad Leroy Au Chante
Number one country song in France that French country singer Jean-Pierre mentions.
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| 6 | Bad Banana on Broadway | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Bad Banana on Broadway
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 7 | Bailey's Soda Metric Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Bailey's Soda Metric Cola
Soft drink from opening dance sequence.
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| 8 | Bikini Coroner | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Bikini Coroner
TV show featuring America's sexiest forensic expert. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 9 | Bizarre Oddities of the World | Video | TV-News Shows |
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Bizarre Oddities of the World
Hosting the TV show Bizarre Oddities of the World, Steve travels to an island called the Land that Time Forgot, visiting a hippie commune.
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| 10 | Black and White TV Dinners | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Black and White TV Dinners
TV dinners for people that don't own a color TV.
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| 11 | The Boorman School | Education | Vocational Schools |
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The Boorman School
Bag boy college. "Learn to work in a bag boy's world"
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| 12 | Bowling for Shit | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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Bowling for Shit
TV show that Steve mentions, that he will be on promoting his upcoming album.
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| 13 | Buy Sum | Products | Products-misc |
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Buy Sum
Generic product from opening dance number.
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| 14 | Celebrity Assholes | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Celebrity Assholes
TV show that Steve mentions, that he will did so well on that now they want him on a lot more shows, like Bowling for Shit.
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| 15 | Ceremony for a Fat Lip | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Ceremony for a Fat Lip
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 16 | Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Chameleon Flesh Colored Toilet Tissue
Flesh colored to conceal nicks from shaving.
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| 17 | Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Claude and Maurice Facial Treatment
Two guys follow you around ensuring your face looks good.
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| 18 | Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks | Healthcare | Drug Rehabilitation |
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Clear Meadow Hospital for Drunks
Not exactly a rehabilitation center, more of a place for drunks to get drunk.
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| 19 | Club 29 | Nightlife | Clubs |
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Club 29
Nightclub.
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| 20 | Cold Lard Omelette | Menu | Menu Items |
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Cold Lard Omelette
Menu item.
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| 21 | Commercial Hall of Fame | Entertainment | Museum Halls |
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Commercial Hall of Fame
Museum.
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| 22 | Cruncho Cereal | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Cruncho Cereal
"The yummy breakfast cereal". Breakfast cereal from opening dance sequence.
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| 23 | Dawson's | Retail | Stores-misc |
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Dawson's
Store on Wild West set.
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| 24 | Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake | Menu | Menu Items |
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Dutch Sugar Jelly Cake
Dessert menu item.
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| 25 | Early Maple Surprise | Menu | Menu Items |
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Early Maple Surprise
Menu item.
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| 26 | Emergency Room Cheerleaders | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Emergency Room Cheerleaders
TV show. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 27 | Expend | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Expend
Canned spray product from opening dance number.
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| 28 | Eyeclean | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Eyeclean
Eye wash product from opening dance sequence.
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| 29 | Famous Door Slams | Video | TV-Reality |
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Famous Door Slams
New TV show featuring people slamming the door on Steve Martin wanting to come in.
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| 30 | Fred's Bank | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Fred's Bank
Bad name for a bank, according to Steve.
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| 31 | Fresh as a Flower | Maintenance | Laundry Services |
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Fresh as a Flower
Dry cleaning service.
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| 32 | The Great Flydini | Performing Arts | Magicians |
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The Great Flydini
Magician with a magic fly.
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| 33 | Health Tomato Ketchup | Food | Condiments |
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Health Tomato Ketchup
Generic food product from opening dance sequence.
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| 34 | Honeymoon Butter | Food | Condiments |
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Honeymoon Butter
Food product" We skim the richest cream off the top of the finest milk from our best cows and pump it directly into the waterbeds of our honeymoon suites. In the morning, butter. Rhythm rich. It really is made with love."
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| 35 | How I Turned a Million in Real Estate In... | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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How I Turned a Million in Real Estate Into $25 in Cash
Self help book Steve claims to have written.
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| 36 | How to Get Along with Everyone | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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How to Get Along with Everyone
Self help book Steve claims to have written. He didn't write it by himself though, he wrote it with "this other asshole/jerk off"
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| 37 | How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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How to Make Money Off the Mentally Ill
Self help book Steve claims to have written.
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| 38 | Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Howdy Doody: Man Or Myth
Book Steve claims to have written.
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| 39 | IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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IJAX Double Bleach Cleanser
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
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| 40 | I'll Take the Alphabet | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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I'll Take the Alphabet
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 41 | Jean-Pierre Louey | Performing Arts | Music-Country |
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Jean-Pierre Louey
French country singer.
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| 42 | Just a Second Honey Bra | Apparel | Underwear |
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Just a Second Honey Bra
Disposable bra with an easy opening pop top made for women by men from the makers of Real Man Beer.
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| 43 | Kill If You Have To | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Kill If You Have To
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
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| 44 | Knights on Fire | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Knights on Fire
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 45 | Kriesel Bros Used Cars | Vehicles | Vehicle Dealerships |
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Kriesel Bros Used Cars
Used car dealership.
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| 46 | La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange | Performing Arts | Songs |
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La Speciale De La Blossom a L'Orange
French country singer Jean-Pierre Louey's big railroad song.
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| 47 | Look Out for Number One | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Look Out for Number One
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
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| 48 | Mind Gone Haywire | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Mind Gone Haywire
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 49 | Morris the Cat | Performing Arts | Theater Productions |
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Morris the Cat
Theatrical production starring Steve Martin as the original Morris the Cat.
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| 50 | The Motel Dairy Farms | Food | Farms |
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The Motel Dairy Farms
Makers of Honeymoon Butter food product.
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| 51 | Murphy's | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Murphy's
Bar on Wild West set.
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| 52 | Mutual with Steve | Financial Companies | Insurance Services |
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Mutual with Steve
Steve's insurance service.
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| 53 | Nail Polish | Personal Care | Cosmetics |
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Nail Polish
Generic nail polish product from opening dance sequence.
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| 54 | Okra Cola | Beverage Products | Soft Drinks |
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Okra Cola
Soft drink.
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| 55 | Real Dumb People | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Real Dumb People
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 56 | Real Man Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Real Man Beer
Beer product mentioned: Brought to you by the makers of Real Man Beer, so you know it's a name you can trust.
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| 57 | Renegade Nuns on Wheels | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Renegade Nuns on Wheels
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 58 | Saloon | Nightlife | Saloons |
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Saloon
Generic saloon on Wild West set.
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| 59 | Screw Up Your Life Magazine | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Screw Up Your Life Magazine
Similar to Life Magazine.
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| 60 | Security First Trust and Federal Reserve | Financial Companies | Banks |
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Security First Trust and Federal Reserve
Good name for a bank, according to Steve. Much better than Fred's Bank.
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| 61 | Space Ark | Vehicles | Spacecrafts |
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Space Ark
The public has a short memory. That's why all these big stars do these crazy, terrible things and two years later they're back in the biz, you know. 'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis: the public has a short memory and, like, how many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But no! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect... Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on!
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| 62 | Speak Up, Dummies | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Speak Up, Dummies
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 63 | Stack of Lips | Menu | Menu Items |
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Stack of Lips
Menu item.
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| 64 | The Steve Martin Variety Show | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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The Steve Martin Variety Show
TV show featuring Steve Martin and friends.
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| 65 | Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme
All natural new formula for a smoother and softer penis.
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| 66 | Stuffing | Food | Food-misc |
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Stuffing
Generic stuffing product.
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| 67 | Sudso | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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Sudso
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
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| 68 | Tennis Court | Video | TV-Reality |
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Tennis Court
Steve serves as judge for a tennis-themed courtroom reality show called Tennis Court, sponsored by the United States Lawn Dart Association.
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| 69 | That's Incredibly Dumb | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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That's Incredibly Dumb
One of the TV shows in the dumb Tuesday Night lineup. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 70 | Toothpaste | Personal Care | Dental Products |
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Toothpaste
Generic toothpaste product from opening dance sequence.
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| 71 | Trouble in Doggyland | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Trouble in Doggyland
Novel Steve claims to have written.
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| 72 | Truman Capote Jeans | Apparel | Clothing Products |
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Truman Capote Jeans
Clothing product.
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| 73 | Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags | Literature | Books-Biography |
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Try and Make a Touchdown You Scumbags
The name of a cheer Steve claims to have written when he was a cheerleader.
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| 74 | Tuna Fish Sandwich | Personal Care | Perfumes |
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Tuna Fish Sandwich
Cologne Steve wears so that he has a unique smell.
 
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| 75 | Turd Museum | Entertainment | Museums |
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Turd Museum
Local museum Steve mentions visiting in Los Angeles. "They have some fantastic shit there. Some of that crap there's worth a lot of money."
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| 76 | UZIT Spray | Maintenance | Cleaning Products |
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UZIT Spray
Cleaning product from opening dance sequence.
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| 77 | Vitamins | Products | Medicine |
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Vitamins
Generic vitamin product from opening dance sequence.
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| 78 | Wet T-shirt Lawyer | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Wet T-shirt Lawyer
TV show featuring America's sexiest defense counselor. "All right here where we know what you want to see and we can get it for you and we'll get it and you can look at it."
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| 79 | Winning Through Humiliation | Literature | Self-Help Products |
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Winning Through Humiliation
Self help book by Dr. Robert Zinger.
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| 80 | You Know | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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You Know
A feminine product: "The one product for everything that's wrong with women"
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