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| 1 | Alabama Man  | Toys | Action Figures |
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Alabama Man
Action figure that beats his wife and sleeps it off. It can bowl, chew tobacco, and drink alcohol. His action button can be used to hit his wife, a figure sold separately.
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| 2 | Animals Close-up with a Wide Angle Lens | Video | TV-Reality |
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Animals Close-up with a Wide Angle Lens
TV show developed by Craig Tucker.
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| 3 | Beer | Beverage Products | Beer |
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Beer
Generic beer product.
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| 4 | Benny's | Dining | Restaurants-Breakfast |
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Benny's
Parody of Denny's.
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| 5 | Camp White Swallow | Services | Sex Services |
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Camp White Swallow
A bathhouse where homosexual men engage in casual sex.
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| 6 | Cartoon Central | Video | TV Stations |
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Cartoon Central
A combination of Cartoon Network and Comedy Central.
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| 7 | Channel 4 | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 4
TV station in Denver, Colorado.
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| 8 | Cheesy Poofs   | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Cheesy Poofs
Cartman's favorite snack, eventually made into an actual product by Frito-Lay. I love Cheesy Poofs you love Cheesy Poofs if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs we'd be lame.
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| 9 | Cherokee Hair Tampons | Personal Care | Hair Products |
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Cherokee Hair Tampons
The whole town becomes enamored with Miss Information's remedies and buys such nostrums as "Cherokee hair tampons" from two supposed Native Americans who share her store.
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| 10 | Chinpokomon | Video | TV-Children |
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Chinpokomon
Pokemon parody. Major children's franchise selling things such as dolls, and games, it even has its own TV show. It is from Japan.
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| 11 | City Airline | Travel | Airlines |
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City Airline
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| 12 | City Wok | Dining | Restaurants-Asian |
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City Wok
Chinese restaurant.
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| 13 | Civilization | Media | Video Games |
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Civilization
Cartman, Tweak, and the gang observe a microcosm of the advancement of civilization when they combine sea people with generous helpings of semen.
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| 14 | Cross Country Cruiser | Media | Video Games |
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Cross Country Cruiser
Video game.
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| 15 | Crust E. Crotch's Pizza Corral | Dining | Pizza Parlors |
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Crust E. Crotch's Pizza Corral
Parody of Chuck E. Cheese.
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| 16 | Dr. Chumsky | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Chumsky
Doctor scheduled for "Disembowel Kenny" on wall outside emergency room at hospital.
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| 17 | Dr. No | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. No
Doctor scheduled for "Kill Bond" on wall outside emergency room at hospital.
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| 18 | Dr. Petracco | Healthcare | Doctors |
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Dr. Petracco
Doctor scheduled for "Practice golf swing" on wall outside emergency room at hospital.
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| 19 | Dr. Turdman | Healthcare | Surgeons |
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Dr. Turdman
Doctor scheduled for "Rectal surgery" on wall outside emergency room at hospital.
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| 20 | Fist Fighter | Media | Video Games |
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Fist Fighter
Street Fighter reference.
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| 21 | Gamesphere | Media | Video Games |
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Gamesphere
Parody of Nintendo Gamecube. In order to avoid having to explain what tampons are, Mrs. Marsh buys Stan the $399 gaming revolution, the 2001 Okama Gamesphere.
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| 22 | Harbucks Coffee | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Harbucks Coffee
Global coffee shop chain.
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| 23 | HBC Network | Video | TV Stations |
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HBC Network
Local TV station.
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| 24 | Heaven vs. Hell | Media | Video Games |
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Heaven vs. Hell
The demons of hell rise up to force the armies of heaven into open war.
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| 25 | Hello Kitty Island Adventure | Travel | Tours |
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Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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| 26 | Hell's Pass Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Hell's Pass Hospital
Local hospital.
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| 27 | Hell's Path Hospital | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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Hell's Path Hospital
Hospital in South Park.
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| 28 | Heroin Hero | Media | Video Games |
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Heroin Hero
The goal of the video game Heroin Hero is to chase a pink dragon through a magical enchanted forest while injecting simulated heroin.
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| 29 | Jewbilee | Youth Services | Youth Programs |
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Jewbilee
Jewish youth camp.
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| 30 | The Jewleeard School | Education | Performing Arts Schools |
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The Jewleeard School
Parody of Juilliard for Jewish people.
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| 31 | Jimbo's Guns | Weapons | Gun Stores |
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Jimbo's Guns
Gun store from multiple episodes.
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| 32 | JMart | Retail | Department Stores |
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JMart
Parody of K-Mart, South Park.
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| 33 | Junkie Hunt | Media | Video Games |
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Junkie Hunt
Duck Hunt reference. Send out the drug dog into the tall grass to scare up a gaggle of meth-heads, then put 'em down with a sharp shot of prosecution, rehab, and maybe a little honesty.
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| 34 | Lemmiwinks | Media | Video Games |
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Lemmiwinks
The sparrow prince grants Lemmiwinks a helmet and torch to aid in his quest.
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| 35 | Letcher-Price | Toys | Toy Stores |
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Letcher-Price
Company behind the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.
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| 36 | Ninja Fighters | Media | Video Games |
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Ninja Fighters
Stan, among others, emulates iconic gaming heroes like Ryu of Street Fighter.
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| 37 | Not Without My Anus | Video | Movies-Children |
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Not Without My Anus
HBC Network Movie of the Week starring Terrance and Phillip.
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| 38 | Okama | Companies | Technology Companies |
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Okama
Maker of the GameSphere.
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| 39 | Palmoral | Personal Care | Hygiene Products |
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Palmoral
Sun block. "Remember - If it isn't Palmoral, you're gonna get cancer."
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| 40 | Raisins | Dining | Restaurants-misc |
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Raisins
Parody of Hooters.
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| 41 | Rehab Hero | Media | Video Games |
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Rehab Hero
Parody of Guitar Hero.
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| 42 | Smack Man | Media | Video Games |
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Smack Man
What if Pac-Man had arms?
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| 43 | South Park Elementary | Education | Elementary Schools |
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South Park Elementary
Local elementary school in South Park.
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| 44 | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | Toys | Toy Kits |
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Video playset made by Letcher-Price.
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| 45 | Super School News | Video | TV-News Shows |
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Super School News
TV news show developed by Eric Cartman.
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| 46 | Terence and Philip | Video | TV-Children |
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Terence and Philip
Children's TV show.
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| 47 | Thirst for Blood | Media | Video Games |
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Thirst for Blood
Video game featuring great apes, dinosaurs, blood spurts, health bars and words flashing across the screen with exclamation points.
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| 48 | Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld
Handicapped Timmy Burch forms his own band after being excused from homework due to ADD.
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| 49 | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Healthcare | Plastic Surgery |
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Tom's Rhinoplasty
Plastic Surgeon.
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| 50 | Tweek Bros. Coffee | Dining | Coffeehouses |
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Tweek Bros. Coffee
Local coffee shop.
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| 51 | Wagon Wheeler Pizza | Menu | Menu Items |
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Wagon Wheeler Pizza
Menu item avilable at Crust E. Crotch's Pizza Corral.
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| 52 | Wall-Mart | Retail | Department Stores |
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Wall-Mart
Parody of Wal-Mart.
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| 53 | Weightgain 4000 | Products | Fitness Products |
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Weightgain 4000
A body building supplement Cartman uses to bulk up, but he fails/refuses to note that exercise must coincide with the consumption of the product in order to attain the desired results. Consequently, he suffers an exponential weight gain.
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| 54 | Wolf | Media | Video Games |
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Wolf
Video game.
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