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| BOGUS BUSINESS BUREAU |
| 1 | 59 Minutes  | BBB | Video | TV-News Shows |
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59 Minutes
TV news show.
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| 2 | Al Michaels' Revenge | BBB | Products | Narcotics |
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Al Michaels' Revenge
Narcotic mentioned on ad for the St. Nicholas Cage Rejuvenation Clinic.
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| 3 | American Success Story | BBB | Video | TV-Biography |
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American Success Story
Biography/documentary TV show featuring the legendary Lou Dorchen.
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| 4 | Biorhythm Emotion Sensor | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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Biorhythm Emotion Sensor
Technology installed in the self-aware Smart Car that wants to kill Lou.
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| 5 | Building Explosion | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Building Explosion
It shows big buildings falling down and kids trapped in the basement. The building falls and they're like, Mommy get me out if here, and it shows them how to get out in an emergency but it also tells them when to give up.
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| 6 | Celebrity Subpoena | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Celebrity Subpoena
Popular reality TV show in the future.
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| 7 | Center of Somewhere | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Center of Somewhere
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber, featuring the song MMMBop, which he stole from Hanson before it was ever written.
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| 8 | Channel 2 | BBB | Video | TV-News |
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Channel 2
TV news.
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| 9 | Channel 3 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 3
TV channel available on the voice controlled media system installed in Jacob's apartment when the guys arrive in the future.
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| 10 | Channel 7 | BBB | Video | TV Stations |
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Channel 7
Channel broadcasting The Daily Show and Choozy Doozy.
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| 11 | Choozy Doozy | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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Choozy Doozy
Game show. The number one show on TV.
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| 12 | Choozy Doozy Celebrity | BBB | Video | TV-Game Shows |
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Choozy Doozy Celebrity
Celebrity version of the Choozy Doozy game show.
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| 13 | Daddy Where Are You Going? | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Daddy Where Are You Going?
Reality TV show that Adam Jr. mentions to Jacob, catching him up on current popular culture.
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| 14 | The Daily Show with Jessica Williams | BBB | Video | TV-News Shows |
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The Daily Show with Jessica Williams
The Daily Show in the future.
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| 15 | DickPAD | BBB | Technology | Electronics |
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DickPAD
An autograph collecting device, except instead of autographs, it collects dick imprints - or something - I don't know, kind of weird.
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| 16 | Electric Ladybug | BBB | Products | Narcotics |
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Electric Ladybug
It's just like baby aspirin... Except more of a super high intensity psychotropic drug trip. Don't take it off for 24 hours.
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| 17 | Engineering Quarterly | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Engineering Quarterly
Magazine. Lougle employee Brad made their list of "Thirty under Thirty". He was on track to be one of their "Twenty under Forty" before he went to work for Lou, but now he's "Zero under Fuck Me". His words, not mine.
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| 18 | Feelin' Like Teen Spirit | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Feelin' Like Teen Spirit
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from Nirvana before it was ever written. Original title: Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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| 19 | Gary Winkle's the Wink | BBB | Nightlife | Nightclubs |
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Gary Winkle's the Wink
Gary's club where Adam Jr. takes Electric Ladybug.
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| 20 | Genius TV | BBB | Technology | Software |
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Genius TV
The voice controlled media system installed in Jacob's apartment when the guys arrive in the future.
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| 21 | Gin and Juicey Juice | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Gin and Juicey Juice
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from Snoop Dog before it was ever written. Original title: Gin and Juice.
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| 22 | Goin' Deep | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Goin' Deep
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber, featuring the song Stay (I Kissed You), which he stole from Lisa Loeb before it was ever written. Original title: Stay (I Missed You).
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| 23 | Hot Tub Time Machine | BBB | Travel | Time Travel |
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Hot Tub Time Machine
Lou had the hot tub from the Kodak Valley Ski Resort moved to his mansion.
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| 24 | Jacuzzi Time Lord | BBB | Literature | Books-Fiction |
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Jacuzzi Time Lord
Science fiction novel by Adam Yates.
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| 25 | Let's Get It Started | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Let's Get It Started
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from the Black-Eyed Peas before it was ever written.
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| 26 | Lougle | BBB | Media | Websites |
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Lougle
Lou's version of Google because he changed the future.
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| 27 | Lougle Enterprises | BBB | Companies | Enterprises |
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Lougle Enterprises
Lou's company.
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| 28 | Lougle Labs | BBB | Research Institutes | Laboratories |
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Lougle Labs
Lou's company, inspired by Google.
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| 29 | Mad Man | BBB | Video | TV Shows-misc |
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Mad Man
TV show Lou raves about.
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| 30 | MMMBop | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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MMMBop
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from the Hanson before it was ever written.
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| 31 | Mommy I'm Drowning | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Mommy I'm Drowning
Popular reality TV show in the future.
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| 32 | Money & Leisure | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Money & Leisure
Magazine. Cover story: America's hottest power couple - an exclusive interview with Lou & Kelly Dorchen.
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| 33 | Motley Lou | BBB | Performing Arts | Music-Rock |
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Motley Lou
Rock band featuring time traveling musician Nick Lou Dorchen replacing original singer Vince Neil on vocals.
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| 34 | Musdidas | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Musdidas
Lou's idea to combine mustard and Adidas, from extended scene Dorchen at Work.
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| 35 | Nick Webber | BBB | Performing Arts | Musicians-misc |
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Nick Webber
Time traveling musician that gets famous stealing songs of other artists before they are able to write them.
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| 36 | Nick Webby Web | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Nick Webby Web
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber, featuring the song Gin and Juicey Juice, which he stole from Snoop Dog before it was ever written. Original title: Gin and Juice.
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| 37 | Nickvana Forget It | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Nickvana Forget It
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber, featuring the song Feelin' Like Teen Spirit, which he stole from Nirvana before it was ever written. Original title: Smells Like Teen Spirit.
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| 38 | OnlineNews.com | BBB | Media | Websites |
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OnlineNews.com
Internet news channel.
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| 39 | Predestiny | BBB | Literature | Books-Religious |
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Predestiny
Book Adam's son read. Predestiny dictates there's a force or something holding the strings and setting everything up just so they can be knocked down perfectly in to place.
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| 40 | Richard Simmons' Disco Sweat | BBB | Performing Arts | Albums |
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Richard Simmons' Disco Sweat
Exercise album by time traveling musician Lou Dorchen.
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| 41 | Sharp Little Object | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Sharp Little Object
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber, featuring the song You Oughta Know, which he stole from Alanis Morissette before it was ever written.
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| 42 | Shitty Parenting for Dummies | BBB | Literature | Books-Parenting |
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Shitty Parenting for Dummies
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| 43 | Shitty Parents Handbook | BBB | Literature | Books-Parenting |
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Shitty Parents Handbook
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| 44 | Silver Peaks Lodge | BBB | Travel | Lodging-misc |
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Silver Peaks Lodge
Chevy Chase's uniform has patch for the Silver Peaks Lodge.
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| 45 | Smart Car | BBB | Vehicles | Motor Vehicles |
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Smart Car
Sentient self driving vehicle.
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| 46 | St. Nicholas Cage Rejuvenation Clinic | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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St. Nicholas Cage Rejuvenation Clinic
Addiction center.
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| 47 | St. Nicolas Cage Urgent Care Center | BBB | Healthcare | Hospitals |
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St. Nicolas Cage Urgent Care Center
Hospital where the guys take Adam Jr.
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| 48 | Stay (I Kissed You) | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Stay (I Kissed You)
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from Lisa Loeb before it was ever written. Original title: Stay (I Missed You).
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| 49 | Streepin' It Real | BBB | Video | Movies-misc |
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Streepin' It Real
Jennifer Lawrence's new movie in the future - Meryl Streep biopic - mentioned on The Daily Show With Jessica Williams.
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| 50 | Strutman | BBB | Technology | Audiovisual Devices |
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Strutman
Nick Webber version of the Sony Walkman in an alternate reality.
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| 51 | Success Now | BBB | Media | Magazines-misc |
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Success Now
Magazine with Lou on the cover. Lou Dorchen "I am the inventor of the internet". The man behind Lougle.
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| 52 | Suicide Prevention System | BBB | Products | Products-misc |
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Suicide Prevention System
By Dorchen.
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| 53 | Toddler in the Wild | BBB | Video | TV-Reality |
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Toddler in the Wild
Popular reality TV show in the future.
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| 54 | The Webber Strut | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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The Webber Strut
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber, his first attempt to be original. Like picking dicks out of a tree.
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| 55 | Yesterday's Tomorrow | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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Yesterday's Tomorrow
Album by time traveling musician Nick Webber featuring the song The Webber Strut, his first attempt to be original.
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| 56 | You Oughta Know | BBB | Performing Arts | Songs |
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You Oughta Know
Song by time traveling musician Nick Webber that he stole from Alanis Morissette before it was ever written.
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| FICTITIOUS TIMELINE |
| 57 | August 2, 1776 | Dates | 19th Century and earlier | Events |
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August 2, 1776
Lou, Jacob, Nick and Adam Jr. travel back in time to sign the Declaration of Independence.
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| 58 | April 14, 1865  | Dates | 19th Century and earlier | Headlines |
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April 14, 1865
Adam Jr. travels back in time and prevents Abraham Lincoln's assassination. Newspaper headline: "Man Saves Lincoln, Hero Given Parade".
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| 59 | December 17, 1903 | Dates | 20th Century: 1st Half | Events |
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December 17, 1903
Nick and Adam Jr. travel back in time and become the alternate "Wright Brothers from another mother" completing the first practical fixed wing flight.
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| 60 | August 28, 1963 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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August 28, 1963
Nick Webber travels back in time to stand beside Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. when he delivers his famous "I Have A Dream" speech.
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| 61 | February 9, 1964 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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February 9, 1964
Lou, Jacob, Nick and Adam Jr. travel back in time to perform on the Ed Sullivan Show as The Beatles.
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| 62 | July 16, 1969 | Dates | 20th Century: 60s | Events |
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July 16, 1969
Adam Jr. travels back in time to be the first man to walk on the moon. Adam: Actually a soundstage in New Mexico, it wasn't real.
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| 63 | June 28, 1997 | Dates | 20th Century: 90s | Events |
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June 28, 1997
Nick Webber travels back in time to replace Evander Holyfield in his boxing match against Mike Tyson, also known as The Bite Fight, and gets his ear bitten off.
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| 64 | January 9, 2007 | Dates | 21st Century: 00s | Events |
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January 9, 2007
Jacob takes Steve Jobs' place at the MacWorld Expo, unveiling the first iPhone.
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| 65 | March 26, 2025 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
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March 26, 2025
Lou, Jacob, Nick and Adam Jr. team up to solve Lou's murder.
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| 66 | March 27, 2025 | Dates | 21st Century: 20s | Events |
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March 27, 2025
Adam Jr. and Jill's wedding. Lou sleeps with Jill, causing Adam Jr. go back in time seeking revenge.
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| MAKE BELIEVE MAP |
| 67 | Lougle Mansion | Map | Structures | Mansions |
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Lougle Mansion
Lou's mansion residence.
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| 68 | New Detroit | Map | Urban Areas | Cities-U.S. |
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New Detroit
Location of road rage incident between two self-driving cars that Jessica Williams mentions on the Daily Show.
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| OTHER |
| 69 | Adam Jr. | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Adam Jr.
Adam Jr: I'm a god! I'm a fuckin' god!
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| 70 | Alternate History | Other | Themes | Solo |
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| 71 | Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Do... | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Dorchen & Lou Dorchen
Hot Tub Repairman: The past, the future. All very cute. But who's to say the past isn't anything more than the future of this present?
Nick Webber: So, nitro is from the future? ...Like Terminator.
Jacob Dorchen: Yeah.
Lou Dorchen: Oh my God. You think everything is like Terminator.
Nick Webber: 'Cause everything is like Terminator! Arnold's hand gets chopped off in the past, somebody finds it, reverse engineers that shit. Boom! Terminators running all around this motherfucker. That's how we got nitro?
Hot Tub Repairman: I don't know. I never saw Terminator.
Lou Dorchen: Oh, fuck this guy and his riddles.
 
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| 72 | Jacob Dorchen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jacob Dorchen
Jacob Dorchen: Where are me and you right now on a scale of like dinner and a movie to tropical sex vacation?
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| 73 | Jacob Dorchen & Brad Syed | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jacob Dorchen & Brad Syed
Jacob Dorchen: He got the jump on me.
Brad Syed: But he's so much smaller than you
Jacob Dorchen: He had like super human strength like that fucking baby in Superman I.
Brad Syed: You mean baby Superman? That baby was Superman. That baby was Superman, Jacob.
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| 74 | Jacob Dorchen & Nick Webber | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jacob Dorchen & Nick Webber
Jacob Dorchen: I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here, right.
Nick Webber: What?
Jacob Dorchen: Alternate universe. Like Fringe.
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| 75 | Lou Dorchen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lou Dorchen
Lou Dorchen: Jacob, I'm the Sarlacc.
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| 76 | Lou Dorchen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lou Dorchen
Lou Dorchen: You look like you advise Lando Calrissian.
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| 77 | Lou, Adam, Nick, Adam Jr. & Jacob | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Lou, Adam, Nick, Adam Jr. & Jacob
Lou: In that moment, everything became clear to me. We need to change people's lives. Make the world a better place. All we have to do is? (Lou's head explodes)
Adam: Don't listen to anything he says.
Nick: What the fuck? You shot Lou!
Adam Jr.: Dad?
Nick: What's going on?
Adam: No time to explain. Follow me.
Jacob: Where?
Adam: Cincinnati.
 
 
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| 78 | Nick Webber | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick Webber
Nick Webber: You look like Michael Chiklis fucked Big Daddy Warbucks, who fucked Lex Luthor.
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| 79 | Nick Webber | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick Webber
Nick Webber: Patriot Lou, he looks like Captain Crunch had sex with Paul Revere.
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| 80 | Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen | Other | Quotes | Quotes |
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Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen
Nick Webber: We gotta go back to the past to save the future. What does this remind you of?
Lou Dorchen: Terminator.
Nick: Always Terminator.
Lou: Always Terminator. I know.
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| 81 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 82 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Sin City |
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| 83 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 84 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Mouth of Madness |
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| 85 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Color Out of Space |
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| 86 | Untitled | Other | Themes | Starfighter |
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| 87 | Winterfest '86 | Other | Events | Concerts |
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Winterfest '86
The Poison concert that changed their lives.
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