Film 1991. Written by Jim Abrahams and Pat Proft. Directed by Jim Abrahams. Starring Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges, Kevin Dunn, Jon Cryer, Ryan Stiles, Kristy Swanson and Charles Barkley.
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1Admiral Benson QuotesQuotes

Admiral Benson
Admiral Benson: God, I love a good funeral.



2Ramada Thompson QuotesQuotes

Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: And by the way, I can go all night like a lumberjack.

3Ramada Thompson QuotesQuotes

Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: If I were joking, I would have said, "What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."



4Ramada Thompson QuotesQuotes

Ramada Thompson
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

5Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I was really impressed with the way you handled that stallion. You know, when I saw you dig your heels into his sides, tighten up the reigns and break his spirit, I never wanted to be a horse so much in my life.



6Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: IMy whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down. But we've been through so much together. Ramada, I need you. I want you. (singing) Only you...

 
 

7Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

8Topper HarleyQuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

9Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: My heart has fallen down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants.

10Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: Sayonara Saddam.

11Topper Harley QuotesQuotes

Topper Harley
Topper Harley: You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?


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