Film 1988. Written by Hugo Gilbert, Stephen Neigher, Charlie Peters, Andy Breckman. Directed by Michael Dinner. Starring Bob Goldthwait, Virginia Madsen, Jim Metzler, Dabney Coleman.
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1Announcer QuotesQuotes

Announcer
Announcer: Number 1 is Heavy Rains, from the Long Meadow farms, and ridden by Ernestine Esposito.



2Announcer QuotesQuotes

Announcer
Announcer: Number 2 is Curiously, ridden by Dennis Riday.



3Announcer QuotesQuotes

Announcer
Announcer: Number 8, out of... Pepperidge Farm, and ridden by Fred P. Chaney, is... Don? Don?



4AnnouncerQuotesQuotes

Announcer
Announcer: The result of the 7th race of the El Segundo Stakes has been declared official. The winner, by an incisor, is Don!

5Dennis Riday & Fred QuotesQuotes

Dennis Riday & Fred
Dennis Riday: Hey, lard ass, get that piece of shit outta my way!
Fred: What did you say?
Dennis Riday: You heard me. Get that piece of shit out of my way.
Fred: That's not very polite. That's not even being a good sport. When you say something like that, I just want to rip your god damned arm off and feed it to that stupid horse! Now, get outta my way!



6Don QuotesQuotes

Don
Don: Did you hear the news? The ACME mucilage people are in the stands. They're buying all the winners. Mucilage. You know, glue.



7Don QuotesQuotes

Don
Don: Hey, Pablo's Pride, wait up! Pablo's pride, the immigration people are here. They're waiting at the finish line. They're checking green cards. Yeah. Iimmigracion! Iimmigracion! Greena carda!



8Don QuotesQuotes

Don
Don: I hope you don't think I'm coming on too strong for you, but what can I say, that's the kind of guy I am.



9Don QuotesQuotes

Don
Don: Number 7! Number 7, over here! Look into my eyes. You look very tired to me, very sleepy... At the sound of the bell, you'll turn into a mushroom. You are drifting into a deep, deep sleep.



10Don QuotesQuotes

Don
Don: Talk to me like that old guy in Rocky.



11DonQuotesQuotes

Don
Don: Yeah, it's like that even after I go swimming.

12Don & Don's Dad QuotesQuotes

Don & Don's Dad
Don: No offense Dad, but what's it like bein' a horsefly?
Don's Dad: It sucks.



13Don's Dad QuotesQuotes

Don's Dad
Don's Dad: So much for the glamour of reincarnation.



14Don's Dad & Don QuotesQuotes

Don's Dad & Don
Don's Dad: Promise me you'll settle down, become a father.
Don: Okay, I promise.



15Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: Do it for hot dogs!



16Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: Do it for Mary Tyler Moore!



17Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: Do it for satin doll!



18Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: Do it for the American way of life!



19Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: Do this for your mom and dad!



20Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: I think I just ate some poop.



21FredQuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: If it's not cockroaches, it's palominos.

22Fred QuotesQuotes

Fred
Fred: My name is no longer Fred P... What is my name? My name is Fred P. Wolverine Chaney, because justice is finally going to be done. The little guy is finally going to whip your ass!



23Fred & Don QuotesQuotes

Fred & Don
Fred: You win this thing, I'll have your teeth capped.
Don: Cosmetically bonded? Like a TV anchorperson?
Fred: Yeah! The whole 9 yards!




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