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| Film 2013. Written by John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein. Directed by Don Scardino. Starring Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde, Alan Arkin, James Gandolfini and Jim Carrey. |  | |
Total Record Results: 5 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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Burt Wonderstone
Burt Wonderstone (magically taking off Jane's bra): I believe that this is yours.
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Burt Wonderstone
Burt Wonderstone: Mr. Gray, what you do is not magic. It is monkey porn.
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Burt Wonderstone
Burt Wonderstone: So I finally got that new bed I ordered. It's an octuple king. Biggest bed in Vegas. Easily sleeps two dozen adults. If the phone rings and I'm on the other side of the bed, I can't get to it. There's no way. The point is, it's a huge bed. And I was wondering, would you like to see it tonight, nakedly?
| | 4 | Burt Wonderstone & Amanda | Quotes | Quotes | |
Burt Wonderstone & Amanda
Burt Wonderstone: There will be no biting or scratching, anything that can leave a mark. This is a standard release form, acknowledging that you are over eighteen and that you are willingly consenting to the sex acts that we are about to commit.
Miranda: It's a lot of paperwork.
Burt Wonderstone: It's a lot of sex acts.
| | 5 | Jane & Burt Wonderstone | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jane & Burt Wonderstone
Jane (revealing a condom): Oh, you have something in your ear.
Burt Wonderstone: Very nice.
Jane: Thank you.
Burt Wonderstone (revealing a larger Magnum XL branded condom): Unfortunately, I don't think that will work for me.
Jane: Really?
Burt Wonderstone: No, it's just for the trick.
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