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| Film 2015. Written by Josh Heald. Directed by Steve Pink. Starring Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Adam Scott, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Christian Slater, Lisa Loeb. |  | |
Total Record Results: 11 - Medium: FILM / Group: OTHER / Category: QUOTES |
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| # | | 1 | Adam Jr.  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Adam Jr.
Adam Jr: I'm a god! I'm a fuckin' god!
| | 2 | Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Do...  | Quotes | Quotes | |
Hot Tub Repairman, Nick Webber, Jacob Dorchen & Lou Dorchen
Hot Tub Repairman: The past, the future. All very cute. But who's to say the past isn't anything more than the future of this present?
Nick Webber: So, nitro is from the future? ...Like Terminator.
Jacob Dorchen: Yeah.
Lou Dorchen: Oh my God. You think everything is like Terminator.
Nick Webber: 'Cause everything is like Terminator! Arnold's hand gets chopped off in the past, somebody finds it, reverse engineers that shit. Boom! Terminators running all around this motherfucker. That's how we got nitro?
Hot Tub Repairman: I don't know. I never saw Terminator.
Lou Dorchen: Oh, fuck this guy and his riddles.
 
| | 3 | Jacob Dorchen | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jacob Dorchen
Jacob Dorchen: Where are me and you right now on a scale of like dinner and a movie to tropical sex vacation?
| | 4 | Jacob Dorchen & Brad Syed | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jacob Dorchen & Brad Syed
Jacob Dorchen: He got the jump on me.
Brad Syed: But he's so much smaller than you
Jacob Dorchen: He had like super human strength like that fucking baby in Superman I.
Brad Syed: You mean baby Superman? That baby was Superman. That baby was Superman, Jacob.
| | 5 | Jacob Dorchen & Nick Webber | Quotes | Quotes | |
Jacob Dorchen & Nick Webber
Jacob Dorchen: I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here, right.
Nick Webber: What?
Jacob Dorchen: Alternate universe. Like Fringe.
| | 6 | Lou Dorchen | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lou Dorchen
Lou Dorchen: Jacob, I'm the Sarlacc.
| | 7 | Lou Dorchen | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lou Dorchen
Lou Dorchen: You look like you advise Lando Calrissian.
| | 8 | Lou, Adam, Nick, Adam Jr. & Jacob | Quotes | Quotes | |
Lou, Adam, Nick, Adam Jr. & Jacob
Lou: In that moment, everything became clear to me. We need to change people's lives. Make the world a better place. All we have to do is? (Lou's head explodes)
Adam: Don't listen to anything he says.
Nick: What the fuck? You shot Lou!
Adam Jr.: Dad?
Nick: What's going on?
Adam: No time to explain. Follow me.
Jacob: Where?
Adam: Cincinnati.
 
 
| | 9 | Nick Webber | Quotes | Quotes | |
Nick Webber
Nick Webber: Patriot Lou, he looks like Captain Crunch had sex with Paul Revere.
| | 10 | Nick Webber | Quotes | Quotes | |
Nick Webber
Nick Webber: You look like Michael Chiklis fucked Big Daddy Warbucks, who fucked Lex Luthor.
| | 11 | Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen | Quotes | Quotes | |
Nick Webber & Lou Dorchen
Nick Webber: We gotta go back to the past to save the future. What does this remind you of?
Lou Dorchen: Terminator.
Nick: Always Terminator.
Lou: Always Terminator. I know.
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