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| 1 | Aeryn Sun  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Aeryn Sun
Aeryn Sun: Crichton, you've told me yourself that your species isn't accustomed to being in space for long periods of time. Now, I have seen cases of transit madness before and if you're cracking up, I want to know.
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| 2 | Aeryn Sun | Quotes | Quotes |
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Aeryn Sun
Aeryn Sun: The only thing you've ever assaulted is a plate of food cubes.
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| 3 | Aeryn Sun  | Quotes | Quotes |
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Aeryn Sun
Aeryn Sun: Well, merry frelling Christmas.
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| 4 | Aeryn Sun & John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Aeryn Sun & John Crichton
Aeryn Sun: She gives me a woody. Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous.
John Crichton: They give you Willies. She gives you the willies.
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| 5 | Bialar Crais | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bialar Crais
Bialar Crais: I want a three point grid of every square dench of this asteroid.
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| 6 | Bobby Coleman | Quotes | Quotes |
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Bobby Coleman
Bobby Coleman: I'm here with IASA Commander John Crichton. The only man to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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| 7 | Br'Nee | Quotes | Quotes |
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Br'Nee
Br'Nee: My Juka!
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| 8 | Captain Braca | Quotes | Quotes |
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Captain Braca
Captain Braca: Commandant Grayza, under Article 6-Rulu, Uniform code of Admiralty Conduct, Section 19. Due to a statement of incapacitation of judgment displayed in multiple encounters under stress, I hereby invoke the transfer of command and relieve you of duty immediately.
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| 9 | Chiana | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chiana
Chiana: Keep it in your caftan.
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| 10 | Chiana | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chiana
Chiana: We can Starburst the draz out of here!
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| 11 | Chiana | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chiana
Chiana: We can take those dredgenauts on!
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| 12 | Chiana & Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Chiana & Ka D'Argo
Chiana: What if I have to piss?
Ka D'Argo: Well, then we will all urinate together.
Chiana: You promise?
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| 13 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: Have you gone totally fahrbot?
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| 14 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: I don't snatch. I procure.
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| 15 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: I really need to schlock. My bowels hate me. I hate you.
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| 16 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: I'm nobody's puppet.
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| 17 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: What the gletch is happening?
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| 18 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: When a women, wether she's your wife, your lover, or a slave you've purchased to be your wife or lover, leaves you repeatedly, take the hint.
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| 19 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: You aren't just fahrbot, you're magra-fahrbot.
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| 20 | Dominar Rygel XVI | Quotes | Quotes |
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Dominar Rygel XVI
Dominar Rygel XVI: You stupid bony ass little bitch.
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| 21 | D'Argo  | Quotes | Quotes |
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D'Argo
D'Argo: I'm your daddy!
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| 22 | Emperor Staleek | Quotes | Quotes |
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Emperor Staleek
Emperor Staleek: If your kind has a prayer for the dying, fill your mind with it now that you may be comforted.
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| 23 | Emperor Staleek | Quotes | Quotes |
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Emperor Staleek
Emperor Staleek: You will die when I order it.
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| 24 | Harvey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harvey
Harvey: I had toyed with Slim Pickens on the bomb. But this feels far more appropriate to the moment. Don't you think?
 
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| 25 | Harvey | Quotes | Quotes |
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Harvey
Harvey: I think that like religion is an individual choice, either you believe, and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't, in which case, chocolate.
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| 26 | Heskon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Heskon
Heskon: Sir! Everything beyond this point is security 3-velka. Genetic verification required.
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| 27 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton (imitating Bugs Bunny): Eh, what's up D'Argo?
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| 28 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton (John's tombstone following his death in his Looney Toons inspired hallucination, after being knocked unconscious during an altercation with D'Argo): R.I.P. Here lies John Crichton. Human. Astronaut. Natural Born Loser.
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| 29 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: All right. Everything is gonna be okay. Do you know why? Because we're done. We're checking out. Finito. Next Ferengi we see, we run. No questions later.
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| 30 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Attention ladies and gentlemen and all ships at sea. If you look out your front window, you will see, by special request, your very own wormhole weapon.
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| 31 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Excuse me, Master Jedi - it looks like Sparky's losin' more than a few brain cells in there.
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| 32 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: First Scarran you see, you tell him who his daddy is. Tell him, D'Argo!
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| 33 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse.
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| 34 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Hey, Emperor Sleestak, you big upright iguana, what' does it look like from the Death Star?
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| 35 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: How Batman was that!
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| 36 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
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| 37 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Just like Louisiana. Or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives. Little green guy, trains warriors.
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| 38 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Kiss my medulla oblongata.
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| 39 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Kryptonite. Silver bullet. Buffy? What's it going to take to keep you in the grave?
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| 40 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Let me talk to Captain James T. D'Argo.
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| 41 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Listen up, Strangelove, I can find wormholes, sense when they will open. Push comes to shove, I can even navigate one. But I cannot make a wormhole weapon!
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| 42 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Look princess, I know this trip to Kruegerland was not on your itinerary, but believe it or not, I know exactly how you feel.
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| 43 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Mankind's greatest contribution to the absurd - the thermonuclear bomb.
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| 44 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Oh, riddles. Riddle me this, riddle me that. I have one. Why is it never just the heat, it's the humidity?
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| 45 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Severed heads, severed hands - it's a motif.
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| 46 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: She has a word for us. It's called yesterday.
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| 47 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Then what am I? Bootleg? A Ghost? Holodeck Crichton? A wandering soul that ain't got no body?
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| 48 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: This thing is going completely off the rails... or maybe I have.
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| 49 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: We don't understand the R2-D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no. You understand?
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| 50 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Welcome to the butthole of the universe.
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| 51 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship S.S. Buttcrack!
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| 52 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is if you're gonna dig your way out.
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| 53 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is if you're gonna dig your way out.
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| 54 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Where'd DRD Pike go?
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| 55 | John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton
John Crichton: Yeah, sure. No problem. Happens all the time. Needle in the eye. No sweat.
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| 56 | John Crichton & Aeryn Sun | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Aeryn Sun
John Chrichton: Lately do I seem a little crazy to you?
Aeryn Sun: What do you mean, lately?
John Chrichton: Well, I ate one of Molnon's mushrooms.
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| 57 | John Crichton & Aeryn Sun | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Aeryn Sun
John Crichton: I'm telling you, Aeryn, it was from Earth. A television transmission.
Aeryn Sun: What, you mean like that Yoda from Dagobah?
John Crichton: No, no, no, no. Three Stooges.
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| 58 | John Crichton & Aeryn Sun | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Aeryn Sun
John Crichton: Slicker than snot.
Aeryn Sun: My microbes had to have translated that one wrongly.
John Crichton: Southern metaphors, darlin'. You ain't heard the half of them.
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| 59 | John Crichton & Harvey | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Harvey
John Crichton: I don't wanna stoop that low. Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.
Harvey: That was a television show, John. And he made Priceline commercials.
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| 60 | John Crichton & Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Ka D'Argo
John Crichton: Life sucks, doesn't it?
Ka D'Argo: Quite often, in fact.
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| 61 | John Crichton & Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Ka D'Argo
John Crichton: You've been screwing me from the beginning. Screwing everybody, screwing your sister! You been lying' to your daddy, boy and you know you shouldn't lie to your daddy! It's gonna stop! Who's your daddy? Come on, you know who your daddy is. Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell him who his daddy is.
Ka D'Argo: I'm your daddy.
John Crichton: That's right.
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| 62 | John Crichton & Scorpius | Quotes | Quotes |
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John Crichton & Scorpius
John Crichton: The flower.
Scorpius: Yes, very important.
John Crichton: Ah. They'd better be. Is that why they're growing in the Batcave?
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| 63 | Jool | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jool
Jool: I feel like I had a spiritual enema.
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| 64 | Jool | Quotes | Quotes |
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Jool
Jool: Well, need I say more? If you learned about it in military school, it's certain to be farko.
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| 65 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
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| 66 | Ka D'argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'argo
Ka D'Argo: How did such a great warrior fall for such an obvious trick? You blame me? If I hadn't listen to your frodank of an idea about a deal You had no better idea.
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| 67 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: I know I've been a trasnik.
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| 68 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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| 69 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: The baby's already well over a sakmar.
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| 70 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: Warrior to warrior, I vow one day I will kill you.
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| 71 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: What the hezmana are you doing?
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| 72 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: What the hezmana happened to you?
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| 73 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: You are a real pain in the eema! But one I have grown to enjoy.
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| 74 | Ka D'Argo | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo
Ka D'Argo: Your butt must be made out of reinforced krandack.
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| 75 | Ka D'Argo & John Crichton | Quotes | Quotes |
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Ka D'Argo & John Crichton
Ka D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John Crichton: I love hangin' with you, man.
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| 76 | Larraq | Quotes | Quotes |
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Larraq
Larraq: Emergency situation. My team and I are on a priority Red One mission. We need your boat here to complete it. Therefore, under Article 4-1-4 Decca, I hereby assume command over it, your crew, and you.
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| 77 | Pilot | Quotes | Quotes |
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Pilot
Pilot: We've taken him to 105 below the galarion frost point.
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| 78 | Priestain Neera | Quotes | Quotes |
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Priestain Neera
Priestain Neera: It is obvious Lishala feels culleh for the stranger.
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| 79 | Rokon | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rokon
Rokon: That's when he came flying in, swinging his powerful blade. This man-creature, a full samat bigger than Talio or Ku-mah with tentacles and tattoos all over his head.
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| 80 | Rygel | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rygel
Rigel: What the yotz?
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| 81 | Rygel | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rygel
Rygel: Curse my mivonks.
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| 82 | Rygel | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rygel
Rygel: Every time I think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me.
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| 83 | Rygel | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rygel
Rygel: What the gletch is happening?
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| 84 | Rygel | Quotes | Quotes |
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Rygel
Rygel: Why the yotz can't we have a little heat?
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| 85 | Sikozu | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sikozu
Sikozu: And why did you come here? You do realize that this is a damaged Leviathan with a fraudulent pilot and a crew of idiots, do you not? They need help.
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| 86 | Sikozu | Quotes | Quotes |
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Sikozu
Sikozu: Peacekeeper officer can't even stiv without his troops.
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| 87 | Stark | Quotes | Quotes |
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Stark
Stark: An Ancient named Galik theorized about what he called Center Halos. He believed that scattered throughout the universe were mists where all dimensions met, and where time ceased to exist.
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| 88 | Stark & Aeryn Sun | Quotes | Quotes |
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Stark & Aeryn Sun
Stark: What about me?
Aeryn Sun: How best can you help?
Stark: I can stay out of your way.
Aeryn Sun: Excellent.
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| 89 | Zhaan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zhaan
Zhaan: Confront your demons, Rygel, or they will chase you from the shadows to the pyre.
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| 90 | Zhaan | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zhaan
Zhaan: We are moving away from them at Hetch Six velocity.
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| 91 | Zhaan & Aeryn | Quotes | Quotes |
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Zhaan & Aeryn
Zhaan: Ah, good! It's a topographic bio-print. Still too generalized though.
Aeryn: Too generalized for what?
Zhaan: Well since Moya can't pick up any power signals from the planet, she's concentrating instead on biological markers. What we need to do is isolate the most highly developed organisms.
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