Film 2001. Written by John Whelpley. Directed by Brent Maddock. Starring Michael Gross, Shawn Christian, Susan Chuang and Ariana Richards.
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1Agent Frank Statler QuotesQuotes

Agent Frank Statler
Agent Frank Statler: I am the granted authority to insure adherence to Section 1472-B of the Endangered Species Act, which guards the welfare of large-class desert reptilians. I'm enforcing an immediate ban on hunting of graboids in Perfection Valley.



2Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: A lifetime of preparation, and I end up a refugee?



3Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: And that's why we're at the top of the food chain!

4Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: First rule of engagement: know your enemy. Second rule: know where to engage him.

5Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Houston, we have a problem.

6Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I prefer we keep this to ourselves.



7Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I think if I had an inner voice, it'd be tellin' me to tell you to get lost.

8Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

9Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: I'm a masterpiece of self destruction.



10Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Need I remind you Jack? They are not your friends, they are government agents. Over!



11Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Not to worry, our perimeter is completely Graboid proof.



12Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.



13Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: These bastards are smart, and the harder you come at them, the smarter they get.



14Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?

15Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer
Burt Gummer: You guys do what you do best: Find something simple and complicate it.

16Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel QuotesQuotes

Burt Gummer, Mindy & Miguel
Burt Gummer: They're moving slowly down from the north, just like last time, from Jasmer quadrangle straight down the valley into Calypso quadrangle.
Mindy: Huh?
Miguel: I think he means Cactus Flats.
Mindy: Why can't he just say it?




17Jack Sawyer QuotesQuotes

Jack Sawyer
Jack Sawyer: Well, ma'am, time is the eternal river. I suggest we not swim upstream.



18Jack Sawyer & Burt GummerQuotesQuotes

Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer
Jack Sawyer: Burt, what happens if this thing eats your food?
Burt Gummer: Assblaster Blitzkrieg.


19Jodi Chang QuotesQuotes

Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Ha! Ass blaster! Blast your own damn ass!



20Jodi Chang QuotesQuotes

Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Hey, in retail, if you're not three steps ahead, you're one step behind.



21Jodi ChangQuotesQuotes

Jodi Chang
Jodi Chang: Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised.

22Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer QuotesQuotes

Jodi Chang & Jack Sawyer
Jodi Chang: All I'm saying is we discovered them, right? So, we should name 'em. Let me think... Okay - blast-offers, or... butt-launchers, that's better, huh? Oh, oh, ass blasters! How's that?
Jack Sawyer: Sounds like a porno film.




23Jodi Chang, Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer QuotesQuotes

Jodi Chang, Jack Sawyer & Burt Gummer
Jodi Chang: But do we have a lighter?
Jack Sawyer: Burt does.
Burt Gummer: How do you know?
Jack Sawyer: Well, you're Burt.
Burt Gummer: Damn right I am.




24Mindy Sterngood QuotesQuotes

Mindy Sterngood
Mindy Sterngood: I totally hate my life!




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