Film 1987. Written by William Goldman. Directed by Rob Reiner. Starring Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest, Wallace Shawn, Andre the Giant, Fred Savage, Robin Wright, Peter Falk, Peter Cook, Mel Smith, Carol Kane and Billy Crystal.
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1ButtercupQuotesQuotes

Buttercup
Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

2Buttercup & WestleyQuotesQuotes

Buttercup & Westley
Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.

3Count RugenQuotesQuotes

Count Rugen
Count Rugen: As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. And really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so. be honest. How do you feel?

4Fezzik & Vizzini QuotesQuotes

Fezzik & Vizzini
Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone!
Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war! It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word 'think' escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!

 

5Inigo Montoya QuotesQuotes

Inigo Montoya
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



6Inigo MontoyaQuotesQuotes

Inigo Montoya
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

7Inigo MontoyaQuotesQuotes

Inigo Montoya
Inigo Montoya: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

8Inigo Montoya & Westley QuotesQuotes

Inigo Montoya & Westley
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

 

9Miracle Max QuotesQuotes

Miracle Max
Miracle Max: True love is the greatest thing in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.



10Miracle Max QuotesQuotes

Miracle Max
Miracle Max: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.



11Miracle Max & Valerie QuotesQuotes

Miracle Max & Valerie
Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! And after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more!



12Miracle Max & Valerie QuotesQuotes

Miracle Max & Valerie
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' the castle!
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.



13Vizzini QuotesQuotes

Vizzini
Vizzini: Inconceivable!



14Vizzini QuotesQuotes

Vizzini
Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!



15Vizzini QuotesQuotes

Vizzini
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"



16WestleyQuotesQuotes

Westley
Westley: Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

17Westley QuotesQuotes

Westley
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

18WestleyQuotesQuotes

Westley
Westley: We are men of action, lies do not become us.

19Westley, Yellin & Inigo Montoya QuotesQuotes

Westley, Yellin & Inigo Montoya
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.




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