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| 1 | Almost Pizza   | Food | Food-Pizza |
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Almost Pizza
It's not delivery, and it's not exactly pizza, either. It's very nearly pizza, but not quite. It's Almost Pizza. Pizza that's practically pizza in every way, except for a few key ones. Come on! Dig in!
 
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| 2 | Bananaramas | Food | Candy |
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Bananaramas
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 3 | Bartenson's Grocery Store | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Bartenson's Grocery Store
Grocery store that has run out of most in demand products such as milk, eggs and toilet paper, but still has a lot of other weird products available, including Mint Pringles, Flouride Bananas, Oat Milk Pizza, and more.
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| 4 | BBQ Sauce | Food | Sauces |
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BBQ Sauce
Generic barbecue sauce product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as part of a DIY BBQ kit that also comes with a pig and a knife.
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| 5 | Boy Scouts of America Cookies | Food | Food-Cookies |
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Boy Scouts of America Cookies
Cookie product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance. "They're wet"
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| 6 | Candy Beans | Food | Candy |
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Candy Beans
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 7 | Cauliflower Pasta | Food | Pasta |
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Cauliflower Pasta
Pasta product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 8 | Cereal Bars | Food | Candy |
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Cereal Bars
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 9 | Cheddar Chunkies | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Cheddar Chunkies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 10 | Cheese Balls | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Cheese Balls
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 11 | Cherry Berry Bars | Food | Candy |
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Cherry Berry Bars
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 12 | Chex Mix: Oops! All Pretzels | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Chex Mix: Oops! All Pretzels
Snack food product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 13 | Chocko Rings | Food | Candy |
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Chocko Rings
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 14 | Chocolate Snaps | Food | Baked Goods |
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Chocolate Snaps
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 15 | Cocoa Nibs | Food | Baked Goods |
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Cocoa Nibs
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 16 | Colon Blow | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Colon Blow
High-fiber Breakfast Cereal. Warning: May Cause Abdominal Distinction.
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| 17 | Cookie Crumbles | Food | Food-Cookies |
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Cookie Crumbles
Doctor Please and Doctor Thank You at the Beckett-Foster Medical Center incorrectly inform a family that their grandfather died in surgery. They also show off their new snack product idea, Cookie Crumbles.
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| 18 | Corn Crispies | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Corn Crispies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 19 | Corn Nuggets | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Corn Nuggets
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 20 | Cracklin' Oat Flakes | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Cracklin' Oat Flakes
Improved breakfast cereal, now called New Cracklin' Oat Flakes, now with MDMA. "Pounding in your heart with the fist of god." Warning: cracklin' oat flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.
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| 21 | Crispy Cakes | Food | Baked Goods |
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Crispy Cakes
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 22 | Crunchy Cake | Food | Baked Goods |
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Crunchy Cake
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 23 | Dago-Bud  | Food | Baked Goods |
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Dago-Bud
Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats.
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| 24 | Delaney Chocolates | Food | Food Companies |
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Delaney Chocolates
Home shopping channel Shop TV features Delaney Chocolates' Deluxe Chocolate Santa, and accompanying Crispy Clusters.
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| 25 | Delaney Crispy Clusters | Food | Candy |
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Delaney Crispy Clusters
Home shopping channel Shop TV features Delaney Chocolates' Deluxe Chocolate Santa, and accompanying Crispy Clusters.
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| 26 | Delaney Deluxe Chocolate Santa | Food | Candy |
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Delaney Deluxe Chocolate Santa
Home shopping channel Shop TV features Delaney Chocolates' Deluxe Chocolate Santa, and accompanying Crispy Clusters.
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| 27 | Dingle Doodles | Food | Candy |
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Dingle Doodles
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 28 | Easy Time Liquor Store | Food | Liquor Stores |
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Easy Time Liquor Store
Liquor store.
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| 29 | Fat Italian Pony Tail Pasta Sauce | Food | Pasta |
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Fat Italian Pony Tail Pasta Sauce
Rebranded product, originally known as Mario Batalli Pasta Sauce, that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 30 | Fig Twisties | Food | Baked Goods |
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Fig Twisties
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 31 | Flouride Bananas | Food | Fruits and Vegetables |
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Flouride Bananas
Fruit product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 32 | Frozen Fish Dinner | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Frozen Fish Dinner
Frozen dinner for relief of constipation.
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| 33 | Frozen Hawaiian Pizza | Food | Food-Pizza |
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Frozen Hawaiian Pizza
Frozen pizza product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 34 | Frozen Indian Dinner | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Frozen Indian Dinner
Frozen dinner for relief of constipation.
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| 35 | Frozen Mexican Dinner | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Frozen Mexican Dinner
Frozen dinner for relief of constipation.
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| 36 | Fudge Clusters | Food | Baked Goods |
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Fudge Clusters
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 37 | Gristle Load | Food | Meat |
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Gristle Load
Food product that Woody's character had to eat for his role in The Hippo, a parody of the Whale - the movie actually gets canceled due to the similarity with Brendan Fraser's The Whale. Woody's character gained 450 pounds for the role, and all for nothing now.
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| 38 | Gummy Tummies | Food | Candy |
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Gummy Tummies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 39 | Heinz Relax | Food | Condiments |
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Heinz Relax
New line of condiment products that provide a solution to Thanksgiving dinner embarrassments by making alternate sounds when you squeeze.
 
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| 40 | High Ho's | Food | Candy |
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High Ho's
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 41 | Hill Street Blues Cereal | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Hill Street Blues Cereal
Joke Horatio as the patient makes: Where'd you get your medical degree? In a box of Hill Street Blues cereal?
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| 42 | Impossible Catfish | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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Impossible Catfish
Plant-based substitute product made from soy protein that Ego's character used to make her soul food dish on the cooking competition TV show Chef Showdown.
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| 43 | Impossible Lobster | Food | Meat Alternatives |
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Impossible Lobster
Meat substitute product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 44 | Jolly Jammers | Food | Candy |
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Jolly Jammers
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 45 | Jumbo Zombie Eyeball Cookie | Food | Baked Goods |
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Jumbo Zombie Eyeball Cookie
Cookies sold on Shop TV.
 
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| 46 | Kern | Food | Fruits and Vegetables |
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Kern
Alien vegetable that the aliens known as Klergs on the planet Argos 9 bring to Space Thanksgiving. It is much like Earth corn, but purple, with lots of tiny, delicious cornels on it.
 
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| 47 | La Tostada | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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La Tostada
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 48 | Lemon Sours | Food | Candy |
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Lemon Sours
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 49 | Lime Sours | Food | Candy |
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Lime Sours
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 50 | Little Bitties | Food | Baked Goods |
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Little Bitties
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 51 | Little Chocolate Donuts | Food | Baked Goods |
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Little Chocolate Donuts
"The donuts of champions".
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| 52 | Mango Munchers | Food | Candy |
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Mango Munchers
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 53 | Mel's Value King | Food | Grocery Stores |
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Mel's Value King
Spokesman: We have a cat food so good.. that you can't tell it's cat food! And we're here in Fort Francis, Missouri to prove it! Hi, I'm TV's Ross Potter, at Mel's Value King, for Felina Kitchens! We've prepared two identical casseroles. The only difference - the one was made with eighty-cents' worth of expensive canned tuna, the other, with forty-cents' worth of Felina Cat Food.
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| 54 | Mini Muffins | Food | Baked Goods |
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Mini Muffins
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 55 | Mint Pringles | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Mint Pringles
Unusual potato chip flavor that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 56 | Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce | Food | Pasta |
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Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce
Product no longer available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website, and if you request it, you will get salsa instead.
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| 57 | Munch Mix | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Munch Mix
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 58 | New Cracklin' Oat Flakes | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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New Cracklin' Oat Flakes
Breakfast cereal, now with MDMA. "Pounding in your heart with the fist of god." Warning: cracklin' oat flakes may cause damage to your spinal fluid.
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| 59 | New Shimmer [food] | Food | Candy |
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New Shimmer [food]
Gilda Radner and Dan Aykroyd play a couple having an argument over whether New Shimmer is a floor wax or a dessert topping.
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| 60 | Nikey Turkey | Food | Meat |
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Nikey Turkey
Pump it. Pump it up. Pump the bird.
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| 61 | Noble & Cooley | Food | Food Companies |
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Noble & Cooley
Company that makes frozen dinners for relief of constipation.
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| 62 | Nut Fudgies | Food | Baked Goods |
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Nut Fudgies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 63 | Nutrifix Intravenous Amphetamine Breakfa... | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Nutrifix Intravenous Amphetamine Breakfast
Breakfast Cereal.
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| 64 | Oat Bran Options | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Oat Bran Options
Cereal Phil Hartman eating before being introduced to Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow.
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| 65 | Oat Milk Pizza | Food | Food-Pizza |
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Oat Milk Pizza
Frozen pizza product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 66 | Oldsmobile Doughnuts | Food | Baked Goods |
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Oldsmobile Doughnuts
Sponsor of TV show Johnny Canal, about adventurer Johnny Canal, who tries to sell James Monroe on waterways.
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| 67 | Peeps Soup | Food | Soup |
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Peeps Soup
Product available at Bartenson's Grocery Store.
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| 68 | Pepto Bismol Oreo | Food | Baked Goods |
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Pepto Bismol Oreo
Product available at Bartenson's Grocery Store.
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| 69 | Pilson's Feedbag Dinners | Food | Prepackaged Meals |
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Pilson's Feedbag Dinners
Prepared Meals.
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| 70 | Pizza Pieces | Food | Candy |
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Pizza Pieces
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 71 | Pork of the Orchard Apples | Food | Meat |
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Pork of the Orchard Apples
Food product.
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| 72 | Pretzel Rods | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Pretzel Rods
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 73 | Prune Poppers | Food | Candy |
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Prune Poppers
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 74 | Quarry Cereal | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Quarry Cereal
Breakfast Cereal.
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| 75 | Razzie Tazzies | Food | Candy |
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Razzie Tazzies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 76 | Roasty Toasties | Food | Chips and Crackers |
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Roasty Toasties
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 77 | Rough and Puffies | Food | Candy |
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Rough and Puffies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 78 | Salsa | Food | Sauces |
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Salsa
Product available on the Bartenson's Grocery Store website as a substitute for Mom's Kitchen Tomato Sauce.
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| 79 | Samurai Bakery | Food | Bakeries |
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Samurai Bakery
John Belushi's Samurai as the owner of a bakery. Mr. Dantley buys a last-minute wedding cake, only it is not boxed. The Samurai tosses the cake in the air, and slices it to pieces as it drops behind the counter, only to pick up neatly packaged, string-tied pink boxes, which he hands to Mr. Dantley.
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| 80 | St. Angie's Crinkle Cut Fries | Food | Food-misc |
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St. Angie's Crinkle Cut Fries
Sponsor of TV game show Kid Smartz.
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| 81 | Super Colon Blow | Food | Breakfast Cereal |
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Super Colon Blow
Breakfast cereal. Warning: May cause abdominal distinction. Consult a physician.
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| 82 | S'mores Snacks | Food | Baked Goods |
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S'mores Snacks
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 83 | Tasty Toaster Tarts | Food | Baked Goods |
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Tasty Toaster Tarts
Parody of Pop Tarts, from commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge. "Tasty Toaster Tarts are the treats kids crave."
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| 84 | Teeny Tiny Turkey | Food | Meat |
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Teeny Tiny Turkey
Single serving Thanksgiving turkey dinner product. Sponsor of the Ingraham Angle on Fox.
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| 85 | Tomoo | Food | Cheese |
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Tomoo
Tofu made from beef and cheese. Product that, despite the pandemic, Bartenson's Grocery Store still has available in abundance.
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| 86 | Topsy Turvies | Food | Candy |
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Topsy Turvies
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 87 | Tuna of the Dirt Chicken | Food | Meat |
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Tuna of the Dirt Chicken
Food product, the opposite of tuna.
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| 88 | Turkey of the Jungle Bananas | Food | Fruits and Vegetables |
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Turkey of the Jungle Bananas
Fruit product.
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| 89 | Ukrainian Yogurt | Food | Dairy Products |
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Ukrainian Yogurt
Product available at Bartenson's Grocery Store.
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| 90 | Vanilla Nom Noms | Food | Baked Goods |
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Vanilla Nom Noms
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 91 | Wingo Dingos | Food | Candy |
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Wingo Dingos
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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| 92 | Wookie Cookies | Food | Food-Cookies |
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Wookie Cookies
Baby Yoda makes an appearance on Weekend Update, mentioning that he is now selling marijuana products: Dago-Bud edible treats, CBD-infused Jabba the Kombucha, and Wookie Cookies teats.
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| 93 | Yummy Crunchers | Food | Candy |
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Yummy Crunchers
Snack mentioned in commercial for Tasty Toaster Tarts featuring Chance the Rapper as Jason, a teen who invites his friends over for snacks after killing his parents and hiding them in the fridge.
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